Oh hello, the PRESIDENT.
Of course I'll keep all your secrets. *click* NOT!
Welcome. I am in the oval office, and these are the top five darkest government conspiracies!
I was never here....
Number 5. Donald Trump a secret Hillary supporter?
I'm pretty sure we can all agree that this election is a garbage fire!
But some people theorize that Donald Trump is secretly part of Hillary's camp and he is being
so TERRIBLE, so unelectable,
to ensure that she becomes elected president of the United States.
While I would love to believe that everybody is on Hillary's team-
Unfortunately, I think the reality is much darker, the future is now!
Armageddon is here.
Number 4. Our government is controlled bY LIZARD PEOPLE?!
This is just kind of a fun one, and there's not a lot based in reality here,
BUT!! ....Let's all go on this imagination train together!!
David Icke was a big deal in the 90s.
He used to be a soccer player
and then he became a TV host, and everyone really trusted him.
Imagine like Willie Geist or Andy Cohen or ME telling you something so crazy,
so out of left field,
so WACKY that it has to be true. David
hypothesized that lizard people, alien life-forms, were coming from inside of the hollow Earth and
inhabiting the world in the form of highly influential people. But honestly I'm kind of okay with it.
I had a lizard for 11 years named Lizzie, and she was hella chill.
She did nothing but shit and eat crickets. And that's a president I can get behind.
Number 3. Shadow government!! Trevor Smith, who's a former employee of Area 51- which I will get into later!!-
has stated with a hundred percent certainty that there is indeed
*DRAMATIC GLASSES ACTION*
a SHADOW GOVERNMENT.
The Shadow Government or Cryptography is a
government that takes place inside of our government!! Every politician
we know and loathe is just a figurehead. In reality
There's some shadow government filled with people we'll NEVER know the names of making decisions that shape humanity.
Why do you go at a green light?
Why do you stop at a red light? SHADOW GOVERNMENT.
Beyond just Trevor Smith there are HUNDREDS of accounts of people
substantiating this theory, and they're not just people!! These are military officials substantiating the Shadow Government Theory. Moral of the story
nothing is real. Just party!! You're fine. :)
Number 2. MK Ultra.
OKAY, so let's start with what we know as hard facts. The CIA started dosing people with LSD in April of
1953. It was a new drug at the time and they had NO idea of its effects. They thought, "Maybe- hey!!
Maybe this could act as a truth serum?!"
They gave a bunch of people LSD, locked them in a room
and they started talking to walls and thinking that trees were their boyfriends!!
I'm not convinced that it stopped there!! A popular theory is that the CIA was taking babies from
orphanages, dosing them with LSD from a young age to create a
Robo-Warrior. I don't know if you guys have seen Stranger Things
But this is what the character Eleven <3 is based off of. Are monsters real??
Only the CIA knows that!!
Number 1. Area 51 is filled with aliens!!
ALIENS!! ALIENS ARE AMONG US
AND THey're living in Nevada of all places!! Everyone knows that that's where Roswell is.
Everyone knows that that's where the aliens are. SO- Trevor Smith, who I spoke about previously,
tells a story about his time working at Area 51.
He says that he was out on a surveillance when he saw four guys
disappear out of nowhere after a bright white light and a high-pitched sound emitted from
the sky!! When he went to his sergeant and said, "Hey sarge!
I saw these guys disappear, what the f*ck ups with that?!"
The sergeant went, "YOU NEVER SAW THAT, YOU'LL NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN."
After that day he left his job at Area 51, NEVER TO RETURN.
What Trevor Smith- OH!! NOpe, too big!! Butt too big!!
What Trevor Smith is saying is that there-without a doubt
Aliens are among us and they are working at Area 51. They are informing our military, they're informing our weaponry,
They are informing our goddamn CHILDren.
Protect your kids.
Aliens.
IN SUMMATION!!
Are government conspiracies real?!
Do you sound like a crazy person when you spout them out?! Will people look at you strange?
Will your mom be concerned about you and your future?!
Will this ruin all of your relationships?! YES!! But are they fun?
Oh so fun!!
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Also DON'T FORGET TO VOTE.
Pick the lizard person of YOUR choosing!!
It's still a democracy-or so we think!!!!