- Happy holidays, ya fruitcakes!
("Joy to the World") Orange here, and today
I'm hosting the Christmas Carol Challenge.
Let's meet our first contestant, Grapefruit!
- Hello Orange, pleasure to be here.
I have an encyclopedic mind where Christmas carols
are concerned, so I like my chances.
- Confident, me likey.
And now, let's meet our second competitor,
Little Apple!
- Hey.
- I appreciate you keeping it so short!
(laughing)
(growling)
- All right, let's do it to it.
Correctly name Christmas carols for points,
and the winner gets this mystery present!
(air whooshing) - Ooh!
- Okay, Little Apple, you're up.
You have ten seconds to name this tune!
(clock ticking) - Aw, man!
I'm so bad at remembering lyrics like this!
- Five seconds!
- Oh, I swear I can almost hear the words in my head.
- Hurry!
- Okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna go with, um,
"Goop Will Find You."
- Wow, I'd like to say nice try, but I'm not sure I
can even muster it for a guess like that.
(audience laughing) - Let's go to the board.
Little Apple says the title is "Goop Will Find You."
that answer is...
(gong rings)
correct!
- What?
Goop will find a who, wha?
- "Goop Will Find You," whew!
Glad I remembered the words in time.
I can't believe you've never
heard the tune before, Grapefruit.
- I've heard the tune before,
but we appear to have a fundamental misunderstanding
about literally everything else!
No, you know the lyrics!
(tune of "Deck the Halls")
♪ Christmas goop will always find you ♪
♪ Goop goop goop goop goop ♪
♪ Goop goop goop goop ♪
- What the heck kinda Christmas carols
have you two been listening to?
That tune was obviously "Deck the Halls."
- Deck the what, now?
- "Deck the Halls," it's very famous, you know?
♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪
♪ Fa-La-La-La-La ♪
♪ La-La-La-La ♪
- Yeah, not ringing a bell.
- Better luck next round, Grapefruit.
- Cool, thanks.
This is insanity.
- All right, Grapefruit.
You have ten seconds to name this tune!
(clock ticking) ("Jingle Bells")
(blows raspberry) - Easy, "Jingle Bells,"
final answer.
- Grapefruit says it's "Jingle Bells."
Is that the answer?
(buzzer buzzes)
- Sorry, that's wrong.
- What, how?
- Maybe you shoulda let the song play out a little longer.
- Yeah, I guess so, huh.
- Little Apple, you can steal if you know the title
to the famous Christmas carols that we just played.
- I know it well, Orange.
That was "Goop Your Dog," final answer!
- That is correct!
(gong rings)
Ten more points to Little Apple.
(audience applauding) - I'm sorry, "Goop Your Dog?"
(scoffs)
- Did you not have a childhood, dude?
♪ Goop your dog, slam your bird ♪
♪ Dunk-o on your cat ♪
♪ Batmobile lost a wheel ♪
♪ And Joker gooped his pants ♪
♪ Hey! ♪
- Like, I really just wanna just flip the board right now
and walk away, but somehow both of you know all these songs?
- Everyone knows these songs, Grapefruit.
- If you say so.
Wait, I'm not gettin' pranked, am I?
This isn't a Christmas episode
of Fish Barfception or something, is it?
- Nope, you're just really bad at this game.
(laughing)
Now, it's time for the Lightning Round!
(thunder rumbling) (audience cheering)
This one's head to head, and it's triple points!
That means it's anybody's game!
- It also means the first two rounds
were completely pointless, but okay.
- Little Apple, Grapefruit, here are your buzzers.
First one to correctly name this Christmas carol wins!
Here it is.
("Silent Night") (buzzer buzzes)
- Grapefruit has buzzed in!
What's your guess?
- Uh, I guess I'll say, I don't know, Silent Goop?
- Incorrect! (buzzer buzzes)
- Figured, was worth a shot.
- Little Apple, do you know the answer?
- Of course, that's "Silent Night."
(audience cheering) (gong rings)
- Correct!
Little Apple has not only won,
he's absolutely demolished Grapefruit,
who somehow doesn't even know "Silent Night"
when he hears it.
- But I did know it!
I knew that one was "Silent Night!"
- Oh yeah, then why didn't you say it?
- Because every answer has had goop involved somehow.
How was I supposed to know that the final answer
wouldn't have Christmas goop involved
in any way, shape, or form?
- Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Grapefruit.
You haven't even seen what the loser gets.
- Yeah, and what's that?
- Little Apple, now would be a good time
to open your present.
(air whooshing)
- Okay.
(air whooshing) (audience cheering)
(goop gurgles) - No no no no no no no no no!
(Orange sobbing)
- Merry Christmas, ya fruity goops!
We'll see ya next time!
♪ Christmas goop ♪
♪ I'm traditional far and wide ♪
♪ Christmas goop ♪
♪ Super slime for the Yuletide ♪
♪ Christmas goop ♪
♪ Don't let it get in your eyes ♪
♪ Christmas goop ♪
♪ It's a holiday surprise ♪