Making a weapon,
and one of the cool things about this game
is there's almost unlimited combinations
to the kinds of weapons you can make.
Oh, I'd love to make a banana hammer.
I love the ripe bananas as opposed to the green bananas.
Got a little brown to 'em.
I call 'em freckles.
There's freckles on that banana.
Well, I've got freckles. That's what it's called?
I know. You're a banana.
You're a large banana.
I'm not a large banana.
I'm a human being that happens to have freckles.
I know, but you're still related to the banana.
I'm not related to the banana.
How are you not related to the banana if you got freckles?
And this banana has freckles. You got freckles.
You know?
See that? Yep!
Whoo! God!
Run away.
But I ain't no punk. I ain't no punk!
(Conan laughing)
What am I running away for? I ain't no punk!
You gotta run away.
Sometimes it doesn't mean you're a punk.
Sometimes you've got-
No, you run, you a punk, you hear me? You're a punk.
You're running away from your issues and your problems.
I don't want people to think I'm a coward.
No one thinks you're a coward.
The guy brought out-
It was a giant monster, eight times bigger than you,
and he had a big steel ball with spikes.
People expect you to run.
Oh my god! You are unbelievable!
JB, how would you describe your fighting style?
If you get into a fight
with someone who would whoop your ass,
unless they are far from you,
you gotta jab, you got long arms.
But if I get in your chest, you can't do nothin'.
If you got up in here, I'd be powerless against you.
Your arms are nothing.
What if I had this right here?
JB, what if I had that? See, you got me. You got me.
Yeah, see? I got you.
Toosh, toosh, toosh, toosh! You're keeping me at bay.
Yeah, that's perfect! There's nothing you can do.
Nothing you can do. I can't get in there.
You know what I do,
I keep one of these in my car here in L.A.
I walk around with it if I'm not feeling safe,
Oh man.
I'm walking down the street,
gonna get some graham crackers,
I bring this with me. I love that.
How 'bout this right here? Yeah, yeah.
And then you and I, we go at it.
And we go like this. Yeah. You know what?
What happened? Yours is-
You know what I would love to be?
Uh oh.
In Medieval times and go jousting.
I would love to challenge you to a joust.
Let's high five.
Oh get that.
Good positive energy.
Right now. I went.
What happened?
You fell into
What did I do?
He walked right into some sludge.
When you had this controller JB,
death and destruction Everything.
Moving through every level
with a speed and rapidity I've never seen before.
You handed it to me
and almost immediately I walked into some goop
and drowned.
You walked into some goop and drowned.
The goop was there.
I saw, I saw I love when
you say goop by the way.
Na, I saw the goop,
I saw it sitting there.
I saw it moving
and I said,
he shouldn't walk in that.
But by the time I was thinking,
he shouldn't walk in that,
you walked in it.
You walked in the goop.
I love when he says walk in the goop.
Walk in goop.
(Conan laughs)
It's my favorite thing ever
(Conan laughing)
(monster grumbling)
I love how you stay so low.
You use your smallness as an advantage.
Right?
Yep, I do.
Something you can't do in real life JB
because you're a very tall man.
Yes!
You're gonna die!
Ba ba ba ba ba pow Yeah!
Ha ha!
Yeah, I'm not playing with you.
I'm not playing with you.
You think I'm playing-?
Get in this dude's face let him know him what's up
You think I'm playing with you?
Look at me.
Huh? He's dead.
Don't step in any goop like I did.
No, I know how goop looks.
You know how many times I stepped in goop?
Okay.
If you keep saying goop I'm gonna lose it.
I'm gonna lose it.
I'm stepping in goop
many a times.
(Conan laughing)
Mama, look who's back?
(Conan laughing) Huh, c'mon man.
It's me, I'm back in my village.
I am back.
(narrator speaking)
That's the mother?
Mama, look who's back.
(Conan laughing)
Oh man.
I love these stories.
You are so into it,
you have such a great positive attitude about these games.
You have, Conan.
I'd be making fun of his helmet
and saying this is stupid
and why is he, he-
You talk about my childhood friends like this, Conan!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.