Dan TDM to the stage, calling Dan TDM to the stage.
Space, dark, infinite, spacey, filled with stars and aliens.
This is incredible.
And so the fight was won, a thrilling end to the war of the stars.
What an ending.
Harr, harr harr, harr.
Better than the ending of our show.
What? There's nothing wrong with the ending of our show.
Nothing wrong? It's just you flipping a coin.
This next one is going to be heads.
Oh...
Yeah, that night I was unlucky but sometimes I get almost half the coin flips right.
What more do you want?
Excitement.
Excitement? It is exciting, the fans love it.
My pa always said just because they like it doesn't mean it can't be better.
Way better.
Fine, well who has a better idea for the end of our show?
Oh, we could do science.
And now magnets.
[BOOING]
I thought that would go better.
Yeah, magnets are amazing but I'm not sure it's the big end we're after.
We could get a big magnet?
How about you let Darcie and me cut loose with our real talent?
Modelling
Guys, let it go, it's never gonna happen.
What? What about our faces?
Our faces should be everywhere. Look, look at Darcie's face.
Harr, harr harr.
What? I do, I do listen to your ideas.
I always listen to the guys.
I love Dan but he never listens, I have lots of great ideas.
Dan never takes my ideas seriously.
It's a team effort, it's their show too.
[SQUAWKS].
Harr harr ha ha ha.
Fire me out of a cannon? Doesn't that sound a bit dangerous?
It's great, think...
How cool you'll look.
Guys, I'm still not sure about this, it doesn't look safe.
Alright, let's be scientific. We'll test it.
We just need something to fire, what could that be?
What? No no, no no, no way.
I brought this watermelon.
Yes, that's perfect.
And delicious.
Oh we could use my backpack.
This is gonna prove that you have nothing to worry about.
Nothing to worry about?
Looks perfect.
No, guys, I am not firing myself out of this or any other cannon.
It'd be a good ending.
It'd be a permanent ending. Stuff like this only happens in the movies.
Like that great virtual reality movie we watched.
Wait, that's it.
What?
We could go to a movie studio, those guys can do anything.
They can give us a perfect ending to our show.
Sounds great.
The movie studio is just up here, I bet it's amazing.
I am so excited about making a film.
This is incredible.
Darcie, we shouldn't be doing this.
Yeah, we should be modelling, modelling.
I thought movie studios were meant to look like dream factories.
This is like a paint factory.
Paint factory?
Oh err sorry, hi? It's Dan.
Oh hi Dan, err I mean Mr TDM, um come in.
Great.
Wait, have you seen Ellie and Darcie?
Oh no. I'm sure they're fine.
I wasn't worried about the pugs, they're always wandering off.
I love those little guys, but they are a little bit headstrong.
This is going to be easy.
We're better at modelling than any of these losers.
Do you think they might be a bit taller than us?
We need to lose the competition.
Shall we?
Aww, so cute. I wonder who they belong to.
Belong to? We're our own pugs.
[SCREAMS] Oh they speak!
One down, a few more to go.
I'm not sure about your curtain.
This is a green screen, it's for visual effects.
Err let me show you, does one of you wanna come in?
Oo, me.
Oh great great, if you come and stand over here for me?
And the rest of you just come stand round this monitor and I'll show you.
Oh, all I can see is Eve on a green screen.
Oh wow, that's incredible.
Oh I don't feel anything.
Harr, harr harr harr.
No it's a visual effect, so what we do is all of the green
here on camera, we take all that out.
You see we can literally take your friend there and put her anywhere.
So Eve could be anywhere?
Yeah.
How about a farmyard?
Amazing.
It is isn't it?
Put her in a fire.
[LAUGHS]. That is perfect.
Ok, this is great but um how is this gonna help us get our big ending to our show?
You can do absolutely anything; the only limit is your imagination.
Oh... Mm.
Nearly there, just have to get rid of these clowns.
Yeah but how?
You could use your special power?
Oh, that? Hold on.
[COUGHING]
Ok guys, so how do you wanna end your live show?
Um dinosaurs? Yeah we can run away from dinosaurs, run past a tree-
No!
And...
Dinosaurs are stupid, stupid! It should have fire; it should be terrifying.
What? Evil Dan, we are not using fire.
How dare you! You never listen to me!
Well we don't wanna scare our audience.
I'll scare you!
You never listen to me!
You always do this.
It's my show, my show, mine!
Wait!
What?
You guys should have a big fight to round off the show.
That's right.
A big fight, just like in that VR movie.
I'll win, of course, with my power and awesomeness.
Err no, Dan has to win, the good guy always wins.
What?
Dan wins.
No!
[SQUAWKS] Evil Dan must lose. Evil Dan must lose.
Me? Lose a big fight? Never!
Come on Evil Dan, be a sport.
Never! No, I'm not doing it.
Ah [COUGHS] it's disgusting.
The special power never lets us down.
Next!
Seeing as Evil Dan wasn't up for losing the fight...
...the visual effects guys brought in a high tech visual effects double.
Go on Dan!
He doesn't look anything like me!
What is this? A game of British bulldogs?
Err we're pugs.
They can speak.
What? Just because we're models.
Hello, I'm Ellie.
And I'm Darcie.
And we are your only option.
But we're making a commercial for perfume, we can't use dogs.
Not a problem. Watch this.
Actually that is pretty good. Let's see something else.
Hey, right get the cameras rolling.
There you go.
Thank you.
Anytime Dan, I hope they love it.
Right, we need to get back to the theatre. Wait, where are Ellie and Darcie?
And action!
Wow, they seem so much more pug like.
That was amazing, this is gonna be huge.
We're being exploited.
What?
We're off.
I hope the pugs are ok, I'm a bit worried.
I'm sure they're fine.
Yeah, I'm sure they're fine but what about the show?
We can't do it without them.
Alright mucker?
Guys, what happened?
The modelling game, it isn't for us.
What? Why?
It's shallow. We'll just stick with you.
Yeah, until we get our own live show.
[CHEERING]
Darcie you did it, you're saved.
We had the whole gang back together...
...but soon it was time to share our brand new ending with a real life, live audience.
Ok, that's the end of our show, we have a big surprise for you.
You're going to hate it.
No, you're gonna love it.
You're going to hate it. And here it is, a massive fight.
[CHEERING]
This is ridiculous.
Argh. It's not so bad.
[CHEERING]
I admit it, that was a good ending.
Better than the cannon?
Almost better than the cannon.
And so Dan found a happy ending to his show.
Of course all good things must come to an end but also
all good things come to those who wait.
And don't forget those who wait have the last laugh, although
those who laugh last laugh longest.
I'm Mister Pig, and I've never had a mid-day nap.
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