- Hi, I'm Mark, and we've been married
for over 40 years.
- He didn't let me say anything.
(beep)
You're supposed to say,
"Hi, I'm Mark," and then, I say, "Hi, I'm Diane."
Okay?
Start over. (laughs)
(beep)
- Hi, I'm Mark Evans, and uh (mumbles)
(beep)
we have a grandson, and yesterday, we, at Father's Day
we were told we have another grandchild on the way.
- I can't believe you said that.
- [woman] Why not? (laughs)
- We're not supposed to say anything. (laughs)
- But don't tell anybody.
(beeps)
Read it out loud, and then, I'm gonna do this?
- [Woman] Yes.
- And then I'm gonna talk about it.
- [Woman] Then we'll talk, yeah,
then just talk about it to you.
- Okay.
Never have I ever gotten so drunk that
I needed my parents to pick up.
(whimsical music)
I would've been shot if I did that. (laughs)
I was, I drank a little bit heavier as a teenager,
not as a teenager, but as, in my 20s,
but I never got, I never lost complete control.
- And I didn't really,
I never drank until I was an adult, so.
- Never have I ever lied
to get out of spending time with my kids.
I have not.
- We love spending time with our kids.
- Yeah. - They're like,
the best part of our lives.
- They come first. - Is being with our kids.
- And our grandchildren come first, so no, never.
They come first.
- Never have I have ever...
What is that?
- Looked at porn.
- Looked at porn?
- I'm curious.
- I have, I guess, yes. And?
- You wanna talk about it?
- (laughs) Not really, it was a little embarrassing.
- I have.
- Just wanna watch some movies together.
- Yes.
No shortage. (chuckles)
(beeps)
You said be honest,
tell the truth - No, I mean, for you, I know.
- We could go to jail if we lie.
- I know, no, no.
- Never have I ever got a speeding ticket.
I was dating a girl, and I was driving home on the 405,
I was pulled over.
Officer, please, I'm taking my date home.
Cause her parents will be so mad
that she'll be in a lot of trouble.
Well, he wrote the ticket.
Smiled, said, "She's in trouble." (chuckles)
Never have I ever thought my grandkids
were better than my kids.
Oh, interesting.
- Well.
- We have two of the greatest sons.
We love them dearly, and couldn't have loved them more,
and they were just, they're precious,
and they turned out to be phenomenal,
but our grandson is the sweetest, most loving,
fun child you could ever be around,
so I'm not putting our kids down.
I love, you know, no put down, but this little grandkid
is so special and fun.
- He just made me cry.
(laughs) - [Woman] Awe
He is so sweet, so special, and you know,
when you're raising your children,
it's hard work and you're not sure,
am I doing the right thing?
Am I not doing the right thing?
Now they were great kids.
- Should we keep them?
- It's hard work.
Never have I ever
snuck
into a movie?
We did, with our friend Lester.
- I didn't want to.
- I know that you didn't.
No, he's a rule follower.
- I even tell the guy, I said, "I don't like doing this,"
but I did it ,cause they,
wouldn't stand outside waiting for him.
But I would-- - We did
- Normally would not do that.
Never have I ever skinny-dipped.
- I have...definitely did that.
Before I met you. It was hippy dippy days.
(drops sign)
Things were different then.
- Both parts to a marriage.
They should not both--be do that.
Only one of them is allowed to do that.
(chuckles)
So we allowed her (mumbles)
Before I met her. (laughs)
- Oh my goodness. - (laughs louder)
- Well-- - [Woman] (laughs)
- Not going to go any furthest.
Okay (giggles) So.
- [Woman] (laughs louder)
- Show us how many fingers, how many times.
- Stop (laughs)
- Never have I ever...
- (whispers) Tried a hard drug. Oh.
- Oh... have.
To Disneyland on grad night I did.
- Oh. - With my boyfriend.
- I know most of the stuff, yeah. (chuckles)
- You just don't wanna remember I said that.
- Never have I ever snuck out of the house.
(soft music)
- I was raised, you know, I was raised decent.
And I didn't have any and I didn't need to escape.
I don't think so, so you know
- I had my freedom.
You know my parents, were pretty good.
I prolly scared them a lot of times.
Not coming home cause I was at a boyfriends house.
That kind of thing, but they knew,
I was with him. So.
- There was a lot of boyfriend
(mumbles) (laughs) - I never snuck...
I never snuck out. (giggles)
- You ever sneak out to go skinny-dipping?
(laughs) - Maybe snuck out
when I was dating you.
No I'm kidding. (laughs)
- Never have I ever lied about
liking someone my child dated.
- I wouldn't tell them to their face that I didn't like,
the person they were with.
Kind of waited to see what would happen.
And then after, I, yeah.
- They dated decent girls, nice girls.
So there's never anything where we thought... this is wrong.
Never have I ever gotten arrested.
- Oh
- We're pretty good grandparents, huh?
(both laughs)
- Never have I ever smoked pot.
- You never have! (chuckles)
- Have... and you did it too with me.
- (laughs)
- I haven't, since.
- Yeah, since we've been parents.
- And I never wanted my kids to know.
- If you asked our kids, if they ever have.
- They think all of us have,
because we were hippies.
- I mean, you know what. This is the generation, so.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Never have I ever had a favorite child or grandchild.
Well I have a favorite grandchild right now.
He's the only one, and he's the best.
- We really are blessed, its, I know,
not everyone is as blessed.
But I thank our lucky stars, that its good stuff.
Never have I ever judged my child's parenting skills.
(gasps)
- I'd say, not.
There was a dog barking and you said,
"Let Ezra know, that, you know"
You said, "That's just a dog barking,
don't worry about that"
And Ryan said, "I wouldn't have brought attention to it.
That's how we're raising our son."
- Yeah. Like that's like that's my child.
- It's my child, yeah.
- And that hurt me.
- You took it really personally.
- I took it personally, and you know.
He didn't mean any harm.
But that's the only time that I,
that we got a little incident, yeah.
- You're protective.
He's a protective dad. - (mumbles)
- Yeah, so. - Which I love about him, too.
Never have I ever forgotten or mixed up,
my grandchildren's names.
Yes you have, we both have.
Tell them what you called him. - (laughs)
- Tell em.
- Our grandsons name is Ezra,
there's been so many time where I would
call him Fifel, that's our old dog.(chuckles)
(beeps)
Why are you calling, I call him by his dads name, Ryan.
So I've done it a lot.
- Yeah.
- Its, yeah.
- For me never have I ever, I didn't.
I've never play it, but it was really fun.
Think I said more than I should have.
(laughs)
Ill probably be embarrassed later.
- Are the police outside?
(both laughs)
Everybody associated with BuzzFeed, treated us like stars.
It gave us a chance to open up, which is,
we're not holding anything back.
Our kids today should realize that,
that they're parents and grandparents,
kinda went through the same thing
that they're going through.
It's not that different.
- You know, we were in the trenches too.
We've been in the situation.
The children today I think are more health conscience,
and they're the millennials, and they want to be minimalists
- I'll say one thing, being a grandparent,
is the best thing in the whole world.
- I watched everyone around me have grandchildren,
and I always wanted to be a grandparent.
It finally happened.
When they told us, I remember I was--
I couldn't believe it I was so emotional.
(upbeat music)