>> FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS, CBS HAS REPLACED MY BILLBOARD HERE
ON THE LOT WITH ADVERTS FOR THEIR TELEVISION SHOWS WHICH
AREN'T MINE.
AND DON'T STAR ME.
AND FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS I'VE SHOWED THEM WHO'S BOSS BY SPRAY
PAINTING OVER THE BILLBOARDS.
THEY'VE COVERED UP MY GIANT, GORGEOUS BILLBOARD WITH A
BILLBOARD FOR A NEW SHOW CALLED "HAPPY TOGETHER."
WELL, NOT FOR LONG...
IN THE PAST, I'VE HAD OUR WRITER, NATE FERNALD HELP ME
DESTROY THE BILLBOARDS AND STICK IT TO THE MAN.
>> PERSON.
>> James: RIGHT.
STICK IT TO THE PERSON.
BUT THIS YEAR IT'S DIFFERENT.
BECAUSE THIS YEAR, THE TELEVISION SHOW THAT HAS TAKEN
OVER MY RIGHTFUL SPOT ON THE BILLBOARD WAS CREATED BY "LATE
LATE SHOW" EXECUTIVE PRODUCER, AND ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IN
THE ENTIRE WORLD, BEN WINSTON.
TO PROVE YOUR LOYALTY YOU GO WITH ME.
>> WHY AM I HERE.
James: I SIGN THE A CHECKS.
BEN CAN'T BE TRUSTED.
HE PUT A KNIFE IN MY BACK.
>> THIS IS ILLEGAL.
James: IF YOU BACK OUT I KNOW YOUR LOYALTY.
IT'S THEM OR ME, BEN.
THEM OR ME, THEM OR ME.
>> I WILL DO IT.
James: THEM OR ME.
TH.THEM OR ME.
>> I SAID I WILL DO IT.
James: PUT THAT YOU WILL.
CALL SECURITY.
LET'S GO GUYS.
>> James: THE SECURITY GUARD.
OKAY.
THINK, THINK, THINK, THINK.
NATE, WHAT DO WE DO?
>> DRESS AS A PRETTY LADY AND KIND OF WALK BY.
>> James: NO, THIS IS WHAT WE WILL DO.
OKAY.
WE ARE GOING TO GO THROUGH THE BUSHES.
THEY WILL NEVER SEE US.
OKAY.
I GET TERRIBLE ALLERGIES.
[LAUGHING] >> James: OH, LOVELY FOLIAGE.
RUN, GO, GO, GO, GO.
(BREATHBREATHING HARD).
>> James: HOW DID YOU KNOW THIS WOULD WORK IS THIS WE HAVE DONE
IT TWICE.
YOU SHOULD OF KNOWN THAT.
COME ON.
>> James: OKAY.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
THAT CLIMB TOOK A LOT OUT OF ME.
I'M HUNGRY.
>> ME, TOO.
>> James: NATE, DID YOU BRING THE SNACKS?
>> YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW BEN WAS GONNA BE HERE SO I ONLY
BROUGHT TWO DONUTS.
[LAUGHING] >> James: WHERE DID YOU GET
THOSE?
>> A PLACE DOWN THE ROAD.
James: REALLY GOOD.
>> MY FAVORITE.
James: REALLY GOOD.
LET'S GO.
[LAUGHING] >> James: OKAY.
THIS IS IT GUYS.
IT'S CRUNCHTIME.
NATE, I NEED YOU ON LOOKOUT.
ANY SECURITY, PEOPLE.
>> I TELL YOU WHAT.
I HAVE AN IDEA THE PREMIERE IS MONDAY NIGHT.
I WILL CALL CBS TOMORROW AND SAY WHEN THE SHOW SO FAR THEY TAKE
THAT DOWN AND PUT THE "THE LATE, LATE SHOW" POSTER BACK UP.
>> James: YOU SHOULD DO THAT.
WE'RE DOING THIS.
>> I'M SCARED OF HEIGHTS.
James: THIS WAS YOUR IDEA.
>> IT WASN'T.
James: IT WAS THE FIRST TIME.
YOU SAID IT WAS A FUNNY BIT AND WE SHOULD DO IT.
>> I DIDN'T AGREE.
James: NATE, THE LOOKOUT.
>> THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
James: WE'RE DOING IT.
>> I WISH YOU COULD GUYS COULD BE HAPPY TOGETHER.
>> BASICALLY THE NAME OF THE SHOW --
>> James: THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
VERY GOOD JOKE.
OKAY.
THIS IS IT, BEN.
STICK IT TO CORPORATE AMERICA.
OKAY.
IF YOU DIE YOU DIED LETTING AMERICA KNOW WHAT THE BEST SHOW
YOU HAVE WORKED ON WAS.
OKAY.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO WRITE.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: WRITE "JAMES CORDEN IS BETTER."
>> I'LL WRITE, "JAMES CORDEN IS ALSO VERY GOOD.
>> James: NO "HAPPY IS GOOD" IS GREAT.
"JAMES CORDEN IS BETTER."
>> JAMES CORDEN IS MENTAL.
ames: THAT'S IT.
>> IT'S RED PAINT EVERYONE WILL SEE IT.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU THINK THE POINT OF THIS IS?
WE'RE DESTROYING THE BILLBOARD.
OKAY.
GO FOR IT >> THERE I HAVE COMMITTED
GRAFFITI.
>> James: A SHARPY.
>> I BROUGHT IT MYSELF.
James: YOU'RE DRAWING ON A BATHROOM MIRROR.
GET THE SPRAY CAN OUT AND GET SPRAYING.
LET'S DO IT LET'S MAKE IT SAY "UNHAPPY TOGETHER."
YA.
>> YA, THAT'S VERY FUNNY.
>> IS "HAPPY TOGETHER" HIRING.
I CAN ACT AS WELL.
>> James: NO, YOU HAVE A JOB.
STOP TRYING TO WORK SOMEWHERE ELSE.
>> MY MOTHER WAS RIGHT.
I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO LAW SCHOOL.
>> James: NICSPRAY THE HAIR RED.
>> NICE HAIR.
James: MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE THE CLOWN FROM "IT."
>> I KNEW IT >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
I EXPECT THIS FROM JAMES BUT YOU.
>> I THINK SOMEONE IS HERE.
James: YOU THINK.
>> DAMON WAYANS JR. James: GREAT WORK ON THE
LOOKOUT, BUDDY.
DAMON, I WANT TO SAY I'M A HUGE FAN.
YOU.
WHAT YOU HAVE GIVEN THE WORLD IN COMEDY.
I THINK "HAPPY TOGETHER" LOOKS LIKE A MASTERPIECE.
MORE THAN ANYTHING THIS WAS ALL BEN'S IDEA.
>> THIS SOUNDS LIKE A BEN THING.
THIS HAS BEN WRITTEN ALL OVER IT CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?
I'M A BIG FAN OF YOURS.
>> James: SERIOUS.
>> "THE LATE, LATE SHOW," YOUR SINGING VOICE.
SKWRAOEUFPLT THAT'S A BIG DEAL COMING FROM YOU.
>> WANT TO GET A DRINK OR SOMETHING.
>> James: YES, WOULD I LOVE THAT.
>> COOL, MAN.
James: THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
>> GET ON IN THERE.
>> ALRIGHT.
James: GUYS -- BEN.
>> SORRY, BEN.
James: I HOPE YOU LEARN FROM THIS.
I HOPE YOU LEARN FROM THIS.
HE WON'T.
DAMON, DAMON!
DAMON!
OH, NATE.
>> BEN, I'M GOING TO TAKE OFF THIS.
IS LOOKING GREAT.
HAVE FUN WITH THE REST OF IT.
I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
>> James: NATE, NATE GET ME BACK UP.
NATE, PULL ME UP.
NATE!
>> OH, GEEZ.
James: I CAN NOT FEEL MY TESTICLES.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: "HAPPY TOGETHER"
PREMIERES MONDAY AT 8:30 ON CBS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DAMON WAYANS JR. AND GINA RODRIGUEZ.