SO TAKE YOUR TIME IN THE MORNING
WHATEVER YOU DO.
THANKS SO MUCH.
ALL RIGHT.
LAST YEAR'S MOST WATCHED SUMMER
COMEDY IS BACK FOR ANOTHER
SEASON.
"THE CARMICHAEL SHOW" TACKLES
ISSUES COUPLES AND FAMILIES DEAL
WITH ON A REGULAR BASIS.
AND TO GIVE YOU A SNEAK PEEK,
WE'RE TALKING LIVE FROM MEDIAN
AND CREATOR JERAD CARMICHAEL.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING
US.
HERE'S THE THING.
I MEAN, THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE
TIME, BUT I FEEL LIKE YOU GUYS
GOT SOME MORE IMPORTANT THINGS
TO COVER.
I JUST HEARD YOU SAY, 36 HOURS?
LIKE SOMEONE'S WATCHING FOR 36
HOURS?
I FEEL LIKE THAT TAKES PRECEDENT
OVER -- IS THE CAR HOIK
MICHAEL -- CARMICHAEL SHOW COMES
ON NBC.
GREAT CAST.
WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH YOU GUYS?
SO I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THIS
WEATHER AND I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT
THIS DRUNK TEACHER.
OH, LOOK, WE COULD BARELY GET
THROUGH THAT READ.
DON'T MAKE HIM RELIVE THAT.
BOY.
I CAN'T RELIVE THE DRAMA WITH
THE DRUNK TEACHER.
THIS IS WHAT I HEARD.
I HEARD ANDY -- I HEARD ANDY GO,
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF.
AND I WAS LIKE, I DON'T KNOW IF
HE'S SCOLDING OR MOTIVATING.
NO, THAT WAS ME.
THAT WAS ME TELLING ANDY TO GET
A HOLD OF HIMSELF AND COMPOSE
HIMSELF.
YOU'RE A COMEDIAN BY TRAIT.
WE HAVE TO KEEP IT TOGETHER TO
READ THE NEWS.
SO WHAT HAPPENED WITH THIS
DRUNK TEACHER?
SHE RAN INTO A WALL.
SHE WALKED INTO A WALL.
A STUDENT THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS
SUSPICIOUS ABOUT HER.
REPORTED HER TO THE ASSISTANT
PRINCIPAL.
THE PRINCIPAL COMES TO CLASS.
SHE WALKS INTO A WALL.
AND THEY FIND HER WITH A
CONTAINER OF ALCOHOL.
WHAT GRADE?
KINDERGARTEN.
TOO YUCK.
HERE'S THE THING -- TOO
YOUNG.
HERE'S THE THING.
I'M GOING TO SAY THIS.
OBVIOUSLY, YOU WANT YOUR -- YOU
SEND YOUR KIDS TO SCHOOL TO BE
UNDER THE SAFE CARE OF A
RESPONSIBLE ADULT.
ABSOLUTELY.
HOWEVER, IF I HAD TO BE
AROUND 5-YEAR-OLDS ALL DAY, DO
YOU THINK THAT I WOULD NOT BE
WASTED.
DON'T SAY IT!
WASTED.
CAN'T YOU WAIT UNTIL AFTER
CLASS?
OH, MY GOSH.
DICT ON YOUR OWN TIME?
-- DO IT OUR -- YOUR OWN
TIME.
HAVE YOU TALKED TO CHILDREN
RECENTLY?
IT IS THE WORST.
THERE IS NO SILVER LINING.
THEY DON'T HAVE OPINIONS.
WE HAVE TO PLUG YOUR SHOW.
[OVERLAPPING SPEAKERS]
WE'REWE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT
THIS DRUNK TEACHER.
5-YEAR-OLDS, THEY DON'T HAVE
OPINIONS.
THEIR ART IS BAD BUT YOU GOT TO
LIE TO THEM AND TELL THEM THAT
IT'S GOOD.
YOU HAVE TO PRETEND THAT THEY'RE
INTERESTING, SO GREAT, AND YOU
HAVE TO PRETEND THAT YOU BELIEVE
IN THEM EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN SEE
FROM A MILE AWAY THAT THEY'RE
NOT GOING TO BE AN ASTRONAUT.
IF YOU THINK FOR A SECOND THAT I
WOULDN'T BE JUST POUNDING SOME
TYPE OF ALCOHOL, DEALING WITH
CHILDREN -- WOULDN'T YOU NOT?
ANSWER ME HONESTLY.
I'D WAIT UNTIL AFTER CLASS
AND HAVE A LARGE GLASS OF WINE.
ONE.
A LARGE GLASS OF WINE?
HAPPY HOUR WITH HER FRIENDS,
YOU KNOW.
THAT IS A RESPECTABLE ANSWER.
BUT I THINK THAT, LIKE, LISTEN.
DON'T BE WASTED.
BUT ENOUGH TO GET YOU THROUGH
THE DAY.
I MEAN -- I FEEL BAD FOR THE
TEACHER.
WE'VE GOT TO SOMEHOW FIT THIS
INTO YOUR SHOW.
COULD YOU WRITE THIS INTO YOUR
SHOW?
IT'S FUNNY.
IT'S GOOD.
I REALLY THINK IT'S GOOD.
WE COVER A LOT OF TOPICS.
LIKE REALLY FAST, WE COVER
GENTRIFICATION AND CHEATING.
WE HAVE A BILL COSBY EPISODE.
OH-OH.
HOLD ON TO YOUR SEATS.
BUT YOU HAVE THIS CREST
WEATHERN'T.
-- CRAZY WEATHER.
WHY IS IT 36 HOURS OF BAD
WEATHER?
BECAUSE IT'S CONTINUOUS RAIN.
YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN OUR
COVERAGE.
IF YOU CAN MAKE IT OUT TO
HOUSTON, WE'LL HAVE YOU HERE AT
THE DESK.
IT PUB.
IS IT LIKE -- WAIT.
LIKE -- BECAUSE YOU'RE
DESCRIBING LIKE A BIBLICAL
AMOUNT OF RAIN.
WE'RE TALKING LIKE SIX TO
EIGHT INCHES OF RAIN.
POSSIBLY 10 INCHES IN SOME
AREAS.
CAN I GET YOU TO AGREE THAT
IF YOU CONSIDER A CAREER INTO
MERELIOLOGY, THAT --
METEOROLOGY, WILL YOU COME TO
CHANNEL 2?
WE'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU ON THE
SATURDAY.
SO HERE'S THE THING.
IT SEEMS INTERESTING.
LIKE METEOROLOGY JUST LIKE --
AND EVERYONE HAS GOT A DOPPLER,
YOU KNOW.
AND THERE'S ALWAYS THE LATEST
TECHNOLOGY AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
IT'S A BIG TOWER THAT CAPTURES
THE THINGS.
BUT WHERE DOES THE
PERSONALITY -- LIKE COME FROM?
WHO TEACHES WEATHER MEN TO JUST
BE SO -- BECAUSE ALWAYS THINK
WEATHERMEN HAVE A SECRET.
WE'LL HAVE TO FIND OUT NEXT
TIME.
AND WE'LL HAVE TO WATCH THE
CARMICHAEL SHOW.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I HOPE YOU JOIN US HERE ON
CHANNEL 2.
FANS CAN CATCH A SNEAK PREVIEW
TOMORROW NIGHT AFTER "THE
VOICE."