- (React) We're talking to singles and people in committed relationships
about dating app DMs.
- I am recently single. - (gasps) Welcome.
- Thanks, hi.
- It's about to get juicy. - Right!
- I've definitely received DMs, and nudes, and...
- Yeah.
- He slid into my DMs.
- She was eating a big dinner with like her family,
and they rented out a place, or whatever,
so I slid in, and I was like, oh, very fancy.
When's my dinner?
- I was like boy, what?
- You look like you would totally ruin me financially,
emotionally, and physically.
- We should grab drinks. Ding!
- It means he's definitely gonna be crazy about you.
- Uh, uh...
- Some of those are kinda like backhanded compliments.
- Very much a red flag, it can kinda be read as a joke.
- It could come off as a little bit creepy.
- It's either creepy, or it's like I want you so bad
that like, you're gonna ruin me.
- Very insecure.
- Very aggressive slide in.
- I've heard that joke too many times.
- I'd just be like oh, this person has a good sense of humor.
- If I'm opening this thing.
I know what I'm getting myself into.
- Yeah, yeah!
You're like oh, he's crazy, and horny.
- Yeah.
- I'm sure Gordon Ramsay would know how to make the best dish
out of these watermelons. Immediately no.
- No! (laughs) What?
- That one's terrible.
- That's an immediate block for me.
- It's someone trying to be clever,
but they're also objectifying you at the same time.
- I think... - It just screams immature.
- I'm assuming this is going towards a girl.
- Hmm, it could be you.
- Watermelons could be butt, I don't know.
- You already know who this guy is.
Hey look at those jugs, am I right, huh, huh?
(babbles)
- The first thing you're doing is just like targeting how she looks,
or some physical feature about her, and I don't think that's...
- Aw!
- It's happening at 1:42 am.
There's nothing good happening after midnight. (laughs)
- He didn't just shoot his shot, he launched a grenade.
- Oh God, he just pulled the pin.
- And he's seeing what the fuck is gonna happen.
- (both) Wah! (explosion echoes)
- Sounds pretty brill, hopefully you meant chill.
You're a lucky guy for sure.
- Lucky to talk with you.
- Wanna have a coffee Durham City?
- No thanks, but thanks for asking.
- Really? [Censored] you then.
- (laughs) You're not that pretty.
- And a bit fat.
- Mwah! - Yeah, I was like don't forget the X.
- That's just horrible!
- Some people nowadays can't take no as an answer.
- Yeah!
- This is entitlement at its finest.
- Period!
- I think they're insecure, like they can't take a no,
and they think they're hot shit.
- If they don't want to, just move on.
- I would just not answer. - Yeah!
- And be like whatever.
You had your chance, and then they come crawling back though.
(both laugh)
- Look, I'm gonna be so straight up honest with you,
but only if you say...
- Yes, I want to hear it, and I don't care what you say.
- Red flag!
- 'Cause if I say it, it's gonna be harsh,
but it's gonna be very truthful.
- Because you seriously do have a beautiful face.
- Are you willing to hear the truth without getting offended?
- Block him. (laughs)
- Blocked immediately. (laughs) - Block him!
- Who are you to do this?
- Women don't really care what men think about them.
- How do you know I even care enough about your opinion
to hear what you have to say?
- I'm unmatching! What the heck?
- Like that, gross. If I, gross.
Like, that's like, gross.
- How's your evening?
It's a must have on my checklist to have a job, a house, and a car,
and it's a must that you must be what the [censored].
(laughs) I couldn't even finish it, hold on.
How's your evening? Then she goes to her...
(both laugh)
- And it's a must that you be six foot plus.
- Uh...
- That just screams entitlement.
- I don't feel like that does.
- I think she has her priorities straight.
- Lauren, what are you bringing to the table?
'Cause is Lauren is also bringing a lot of (blows air),
if she also is bringing a lot to the table.
- Job, house, car. - Then I get it.
- Would you date a woman taller than you?
- My mom would love for that.
My mom has told me many times.
- I didn't ask what your mom would like.
- If you really only are looking for a job, a house, a car,
and someone who's six foot, like that's not a partner.
- That is an accessory.
- This is just... - I don't like it.
- So straight forward. - Yes.
- Like, to the point where it's disgusting.
- It's kinda messed up. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 'Cause there are a lot of my friends...
- There's some short kings out there.
- That are like really cool dudes, who just might not be six feet.
- Hello, period.
I meet all of those requirements.
It's a must on my checklist that you have nine months of cash reserves
in case of an emergency.
- A debt/income ratio of less than 30%.
- I also require C cups or bigger.
- I think that is a perfect response.
- They should not be together, but I like the response.
- So I think you and my homegirl would be good together.
I showed her a pic of you before I swiped right,
and I told her I'd let you know, maybe you can have both of us.
- Guys are like... (sighs) What's the word?
- Horny?
- Yeah, guys are very horny.
- If that's what you wanna do, then go for it.
But if you don't, then, keep swiping! (laughs)
- Actually, I think this is kinda one of the most respectful ways
I've seen it done.
- I guess clear intentions, shoot your shot.
Aim for the moon, falling star. - It depends.
- This person did like the comments, so...
- They did.
- Send nudes. (laughs)
- I have so many responses for this. - Is this person verified?
- So many responses.
- No, first of all. - No.
- You've gotta be like a psycho. - Psychopath.
- You gotta have something wrong.
- (React) Have you ever been asked for nudes?
(Izzy scoffs) (Travis laughs)
- Do birds fly, Philip?
- I've never gotten it.
- I've never sent it either. - (React) Here we go.
- You can't. (laughs)
- (React) Have you ever been asked for nudes?
- Nope.
- (React) And do you think there is a...
Okay, I want you to give me the full thing.
- And they're like, well I sent you mine,
and I'm like well, I didn't ask!
- I never asked!
- I opened mine and screamed. (screams)
- Damn, if you were my teacher, I'd be tattling,
that's not how that's spelled. - Be tattling!
- That's not how.
- On all the other students just to talk to you!
- Ugh!
- Are you [censored] stupid? (both laugh)
It's Tate-Lynn. [Censored] idiot.
(both laugh)
- I would've so responded.
- I thought it was funny! - I thought this was smooth.
I thought he did his homework. - I liked that!
- I don't know where this pain is coming from?
- She had a bad day or something.
- I would've just been like LMAO, it's Tate-Lynn.
- Wow, she's so mean!
- Imagine you're this guy, and you start off like this.
- Yeah. - And you get that response.
You're not gonna do it again.
- Oof, liked you, but then just realized you have been
listening to the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
- Never heard that level of hate for the Peppers,
is there a story there?
- Not an interesting one, just grew up with a better taste in music.
(Sharon laughs)
- Okay, so they clearly don't have chemistry, alright.
- That's really mean.
- Do you catch more flies with honey, yes.
- Actually, hmm, I could see this being a viable approach.
- You're not ripping on that person.
You're ripping on a band that they like.
- You can listen to Elton John in your own car
when I'm not in there. - True.
- And baby, when I get in there, turn it the [censored] off.
- (laughs) But baby, I'm hoping you're in the car with me.
- I get it, and we can listen to... - And we can jam together!
- And we can do that with the songs we like together,
but I'm not gonna just not date you... - Which is apparently nothing!
Are we arguing right now? - No, we're not!
- Really? (laughs) - I like the Chili Peppers!
- I like Aerosmith! - Okay!
- Ah! I hate Aerosmith. (laughs)
- (laughs) I do too.
- Craig, I'm going to be honest.
You have the same name as my dad, and it's throwing me off a little.
- Well, we know she's not saying daddy in the bedroom.
- Honestly?
Valid.
- (React) Could you date someone with the same name as a parent?
- (sighs) Let me, hold on, let me, no, nope! (laughs)
- Had someone try to set me up with someone with the same name as me.
- Oh! - That was unfortunate.
- Unless they have like a nickname they go by, or like,
they're willing to change their name? No, probably not.
- Who calls their dad by their name?
That's why it would weird me out. - Oh, okay.
- 'Cause it's like, I call my dad Dad, not Craig.
- That's okay, I prefer to go by my nickname anyway.
- Oh yeah, what's that?
- Daddy. Like that's supposed to help. (laughs)
(Sharon laughs)
- That's bad. That's bad!
- If she doesn't go out with this guy,
I think she's really missing a good opportunity.
- Yeah.
- Hey Cory, from 1-10 how crazy do you like your women?
- This is someone's cup of tea.
- Oh, I think more like, I'm a crazy wild girl. (laughs)
- It doesn't necessarily mean they're like psychopaths.
- If you're not ready for somebody who's like phew, high chaos.
- Yeah.
- Then this weeds them out pretty quick.
- I think if you're not crazy, you wouldn't send this though.
- I actually think the opposite. - Really?
- I think this is misdirection. - Okay.
- What's the old saying? Crank it to 11 and break the dial off.
(Travis laughs)
Matching energies! - That's funny!
- I like your mom, maybe I should take your mom to a date instead.
- Yikes.
- Why was that necessary? It's kind of offensive.
- That's not gonna happen. - No.
- You're not gonna come and date my mom.
- Troll!
- Hey we matched, but I only matched with you
'cause I wanna... - (both) Take your mom on a date.
- I think it's very rude to put other people on your profile.
- (React) In general? - Yes!
- The pase headshot is glamorous, in my opinion.
- Sorry, Virgo men aren't allowed to have opinions.
- That pisses me off. - Yeah, this is disgusting.
(both laugh)
- Someone had a bad experience.
- This is one of the things that really irritates me,
is when girls are like oh, you're this,
so I can't talk to you.
- I'm a Virgo man. (laughs)
- Get out, get out!
- Where it's like if you're born from August to September,
you're just not interested. - Yeah.
But you're allowed to have an opinion?
Who says that?
- I'm Cancer, and I apparently fit Cancer to a T.
- (React) Do you believe in it?
- No. - No.
- We're probably gonna be the only ones who say no.
- Probably. - In this episode.
- Probably.
- (React) How would you categorize a lot of these DMs?
- I think they're bold.
- Mostly gross.
- It is ballsy to like be able to send these types of messages out there.
- To people you've never met.
- (React) What advice do you have for anyone out there
that might be looking for their next serious relationship
on a dating app?
- Take it serious.
- I would just say be kind. - Yeah.
- Patience.
Patience, know what you want, know your boundaries,
and be realistic.
- And the thing is,
if you don't put yourself out to be vulnerable with a person,
then how can you expect to receive vulnerability?
- But be careful, because there's also serial killers out there.
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