Meemer's presents "The Bloopers"
[M] Okay, go for it.
[M] You don't know how to chew when there's no food in your mouth do you?
[S] Nope. [M] It's hilarious watching you try.
[Martina laughs]
[M] You're just-- you're just pretending you're actually...
[M] You should just pretend you're actually chewing, Ducky. [S] I don't know how to lie!
Hey, Ducky, I just thought of something. [S] What?
What if the machine knows if your plate is a cheapy plate or not?
So the more expensive plates you get -- it knows and it gives you a better chance of winning?
[S] *gasp*
[S] That'd be sad. Maybe you have to buy the kid's kind of foods. What kind of foods do kids eat?
[S] 'Cause they don't want like... [M] Chicken fingers?
I don't know. We don't know any Japanese kids.
Japanese kids, what do you eat?
For those of you with sinus problems --
Whoa, that's actually really gross.
One of the things fell off and is just being smooshed repeatedly -- Look behind you.
Hey, Ducky, I wanna let you know that I'm still hungry.
So I'm gonna win YOU a toy. Or me a toy, for myself, from eating.
'Cause you don't need to worry about me, son.
What the hell is that? You can't slide that in there!
[M] I... I had to order it. It said it was gorgeous.
Doesn't matter if it's gorgeous. We're here to win toys!
[M] It's a gorgeous Crab Gratin. [S] Doesn't matter! That's not a gorgeous toy!
[M] Look at it. It's in its own crab shell.
[S] You disappoint me...
[M] I'm sorry.
[S] I'm so disappointed in you. [M] I'm sorry...
Yeah, you're in trouble.
This is amazing!
It's like crab and potato... and corn and cheese.
Ducky, this is so good!
[S] I thought this was a cheapy place.
[S] Mmm.
They lost three times in a row.
I figured this restaurant out, Ducky.
Their really, really legitimately addictive dishes come in the bowls that you can't slide down the hole.
This crab thing is SO good.
[S] Ehm, what you got there, girl?
I'm back from the self-serve bar.
I got myself some sake to drown the sorrows of not winning a toy yet.
I feel sad.
Heard the people beside me win a toy...
This is a really bright way to make people return their dishes.
[S] "Clean up after yourselves, jerks."
[M] "Clean up after yourselves. Maybe you'll get a toy. But maybe you wont."
[M]: Yes, *Evil Laugh*
*Evil Laugh*
So just in case you're a parent and you brought a kid here and you ate lots of sushi and didn't win any toys
there are some capsule toys here. [M] That's really smart. [S] So you can stop the screaming
of your sobbing child.
[M] Oh, look. Is that what I won and it only cost a dollar?
[M] Totally worth the $45.
But what I will say is that we did try some new sushi that we never would've tried normally.
Right, like the beef!
The beef one was really good. The pork one with cheese was really good.
That weird shrimp with cheese.
Whoa, there's like a deep moral to this. [M] Yes!
And that in your desperation for toys, you can achieve whole new heights.
Fried chicken. The finest of sushi.
You can see it's a very fresh cut from the sea.
[M] Sea chicken, isn't it?
[M] Chicken of the sea?
Doesn't matter. We gotta win some toys.
[M] Also, is that tartar sauce?
[S] Yep.
[S] So much work went into that.
But I ate more than you...
[S] Here, I'll let you have it.
Let's open it!
[S] Okay.
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