- Oh
my
gosh
- What?
- What? - What?
- They have an RBG
a SCAR...
- I got a scar once.
It's on my chin.
- Um, that's not what I'm talking about.
In today's video, we have so much fun
watching Mom and Dad have fun, without us.
But, before we get started, subscribe to our channel
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- Hi Soty family!
So guys, guess what?
We,
us two,
are going somewhere kind of fun.
- And no kids are allowed.
- Sorry guys.
- What?
- Where?
- Without me?!
Without me?
- Where are they going?
- Yeah?
- Alright we're in an elevator.
What do we do in an elavator?
- Jump!
- Whoa!
(laugh)
It's always crazy.
- Laughs
- Even when I was kids.
- You didn't jump right on the elavator.
- You didn't jump very much, dad.
- Yeah this is you
- You didn't jump
- You need to jump when it goes down.
- No.
- It was like watching old people try to jump.
- Because they are old people.
- [Mom] Laughs
- I'm doin it!
- Dad, that was like the scene from "Elf"
- And that rip, was that your pants?
- Was it, dad?
- Sounds like my dad stetched his leg
a little bit too far.
- I'm comin.
- You did it, you did it.
- I know you kids wish you could have done that.
- Uh no, not really.
- Its not that cool running down the elevator.
- [3 Other Kids] An escalator!
- Do you kids like Nerf guns?
(sound of getting shot with Nerf gun) Grunts.
- Uh, you know I like Nerf guns.
- (clapping) Did you bing one for Stephen?
- No he probably didn't.
Um, what Nerf blaster was that?
Cause, I want it.
- I don't
(background noise)
(sound of balls hitting dad)
- This is amazing!
- Wait, wait! This isn't the fun part of playing.
- We are having our very own Nerf war without the kids.
And it's awesome!
I didn't know I was missing out on so much.
- [Dad] Jamie's turn.
(background commotion)
- Oh that's not so bad, is it?
- It doesn't hurt that bad.
- Uhm mom, it does hurt.
- I agree, big lie.
- I'm going with the Fortnite blaster.
- [Mom] Stephen's going to be jealous.
- Yep there's ten darts all together.
- Again, without me!
(growls)
Yes you were right mom.
I am jealous.
- You want some of this?
- [Stephen] Yeah
- Oh its got the sights.
(shoots gun)
Ahhh, I'm terrible!
- [Mom] You're not very good.
- Uh dad, that was pathetic.
Have you ever played Fortnite?
Like, honestly? Geez.
I'd gladly switch places right now.
- [Dad] Stephen would lose his mind.
Eat your heart out Stephen.
- Man Stephen you should be here right now,
but guess what? Kids are not allowed.
- Oh my gosh1
- What, what?
- They have RBG, a SCAR
- I got a scar once.
It's on my chin.
- Um, that's not what I'm talking about.
[Mom] Say cheeeeese.
- Oh its not loaded!
- What do you mean, kids aren't allowed,
in a humongous toy store?
(talking toy)
- Mommy did you buy that for me?
- Parker, look I'm curling My Little Pony's hair!
[Dad] I think mom found her favorite toy.
- So beautiful. She's adorable.
- No mommy, it's my favorite toy.
- Was that a wall full of trolls?
- Yes! And I want some!
(mom shoots silly string and laughs)
- I like it.
[Dad] Laughing
- I want to shoot dad with some silly string.
- It's called spider webs.
- Spiderman.
- [Mom] Look what we found Stephen.
Look at that!
- Were is this place where you guys are at.
And how do you get there!
- I'm guessing, in a plane.
- [All Sing] Let it go! Let it go!
- And look what I found Parker.
Elsa's here!
- Parker can't handle it.
- Stephen look who gets a toy.
- I feel like you guys are bragging
just a little bit.
- More
- A little bit.
- [Mom] Steve is ready to get his nails done.
- Oh you have very, your nails are well manicured.
- You look a little natural.
- There chewed, I guess.
- Ah dad, are you about to do
what I think your gonna do?
- (giggling)
- [Stephen] That's weird
(sigh)
- Girls I know you wish you could be doing this.
(jazzy music in background)
- Dad its your first spa day.
[Stephen] I hope I never have a first spa day.
- You're going to.
- So just press here.
- Oh I just put my finger in and it works
- Yeah.
- That's easy.
- I totally want that!
- Hey girls dad is getting his nails done.
Sorry you guys are at home
and don't get your nails done.
- Alright.
Sooooo. Ooh unicorn!
- I'm so jealous, dad.
- So you press the nail polish on the dryer.
It dries very quickly.
We just do this to be sure.
- [Mom] Did it work?
Let me see.
- Dad, literally?
You chose unicorn?
That's the least,
that's like the bottom one that I would choose.
- Yeah dad, why don't you get like a mermaids,
or Jo Jo Siwa ones.
- More like, why are you doing this at all, dad?
- What Stephen, you don't want
your fingernails painted?
- Dad, can you take them off?
- They're cute daddy.
- [Dad] Mom, do you want some toys?
- I do, dad got one.
So I'm getting two.
So cute,
I love it!
- Is this some kind of joke?
- Why are mom and dad getting all of these toys?
I'm sick of it!
(giggling)
- [Dad] Mom has not had enough fun with toys yet.
- C'mon hatch.
- What color is it Jamie?
- Whoops. I don't want to drop it.
Look!
So cute,
and look
wings on the back.
- We're having lots of fun girls.
- Did she just hatch a Hatchimal?
- I want to hatch a Hatchimal!
- What world are we living in.
- I feel like they're rubbing it in, Taylor.
- I know.
- Guys can you believe that we are surrounded
by tons and tons of toys?
- Toys everywhere.
- With no kids in site,
- No kids. Tons of toys.
- Its kind of crazy.
And
as fun as it is looking at toys,
we are done.
- I have more fun eating food.
- He's hungry.
Eating is okay.
I'm ready to leave. We're going to go eat.
- Let's go.
- Dad, why would you leave a place
- He did say he had to eat and you know how dad is.
- How rude!
- We're doing a little sight seeing before we eat
and guys, this is crazy.
But where we're really excited to head to
is something full of colors
and is delicious to eat.
- Colorful, delicious.
What could it be?
- Ice cream.
- Ice cream?
- Donuts?
- A giant, humongous, cake.
- The M & M Store.
(jazzy background music)
- Are you guys getting hungry?
- [Two Girls] I love M & M's!
- Guys we are in a store full of chocolate.
Where's all my kids?
Not here.
(music continues)
- You better bring us M & M's.
- Me too.
- It's got an escalator in their store.
(music)
- [Mom] Stories of chocolatey goodness.
Alright guys, here's a question for you.
And kids at home.
What is your favorite M & M color and flavor?
(all yell a different color)
- Black
- I want pink.
- I like black M & M's
- Parker I bet you're gonna pick all of them.
- No. I want pink one.
- Me too. Pink
(music)
- Alright guys. So I found what I would get,
if I came to the M & M store.
Skittles. Not even M & M's.
- We're at the M & M's Store.
- I like Skittles.
Can't cut it. You're not like the green M & M.
- I'm going to turn green in a minute,
cause I can't...
- No, dad.
- He's so corny.
- Be our guest (laugh)
Parker would love this.
- Try to guess where we are, kids.
- (gasp) Did you buy that for me?
- I think your in Colorado.
- And Disney Store.
- Stephen's favorite.
- What is that called?
- AT AT
- Dad, obviously it's an AT ACT.
Jesus, the one in Rogue 1.
Not the one in The Empire Strikes Back.
You've got to know this stuff.
- Honestly, I don't know why you like it Stephen.
It's kind of weird looking.
- Look at this Lego castle back here.
- [Mom] Four thousand pieces. (laughs)
- Sorry Taylor. I'm not ready to put that together.
- Four thousand Legos?
That would be a dream come true.
- Stephen, it's R2D2.
Or BB7 or whatever it is.
- It
is
BB8!
I feel ashamed of you right now.
After all these years you'v spent with me,
you don't know this?
- I found Cinderella's castle in real life.
(music plays)
- Now I want to go in there!
- Me too!
- Squealing
- And the mirrors are magical.
- And I want a dress.
- There's princess dresses, Parker.
And mermaid dresses.
- She doesn't like mermaids.
- Or princesses.
Guess what, guys?
We are going to see Hamilton.
Our first ever Broadway show.
And guess what? Kids are definitely not allowed here.
- Neither is the camara.
- Nope.
- Bye guys.
- Play
- I always wanted to be in a play.
- Me too.
- Alright guys. Our fun fun outing
where no kids are allowed.
Has officially come to an end.
- We're home.
- We're almost home.
- They're almost home?
(yelling)
- Guys we are in our garage.
We have officially arrived home.
Hi guys.
- Mom!
- I didn't know it was a no kids allowed video.
- Yeah mom and dad.
- Why would you ever do that?
- It wasn't really fair that you did a video like that.
- Tech decks!
- What?
- [Dad] Are we forgiven, now?
- Totally, it's all good.
- [All Yell] We got toys!
- Yes!
- The question of the day is,
what would you do if your parents had fun without you?
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- Give us a big thumbs up!
- I will see you guys tomorrow.
- Bye!
- Uh dad, that was pathetic.
Have you ever played Fortnite?
Like honestly, Geez.
(music)