Sam: Well Wade, I suppose that means we back to square one.
What, now?
Wade: Let's bake something.
Wade: Cool, I got it right, man.
Sam: I think that was the doorbell, Wade.
And who could this be?
Wade: Even the doorbell know how smart I'm,
cool house, man.
Dr.Chalmers: Oh, you again.
Wade: What do you mean me again?
What are you doing back here?
Dr.Chalmers: Don't Quiver with me, huh.
I have a note, huh.
Really, huh.
Sam: What the?
Sam: Who are all these people?
Dr.Chalmers: They have note too, (cough).
Sam: Hey, can someone tell me what the heck is doing on here?
Dr.Chalmers: Hey now, watch your language,
let's not get ridiculous.
Nikki: We all found these notes,
telling us to come here.
Sam: From who?
Dr.Chalmers: From WHOM?
I told you, watch your language.
Dutchmiller: Hey, Party People.
Sorry I'm late, who are mystery host, huh?
Catherine: Nice suit, nice hair
I think, I can make use of this one.
Nikki: Did you say something?
Catherine: No! Of course not.
Damn, my incredibly loud internal monologue.
Nikki: What?!
Griggs: What your challenge, Charlie?
Tovar: Yea been from another country.
Griggs: Yeah, probably some foreign country, like Maine.
Tovar: Also, yea burned down my house,
and burned off mustachio.
Wade: After the last party,
I didn't think you throw another one,
but I'm glad you did!
Sam: Me? Why would I invite these people?
I don't know them.
Wade: I guess it was me...
...I'm forgetting lots of stuff, Frank.
Sam: Sam, Wade.
Wade: Dirk, Dude.
Nikki: What?!
I think the TV came on, by itself.
Dutchmiller: Hey, must be TiVo.
Fantastic.
???: Attention!
Do not attempt to alter your view-screen device,
we control the vertical and the horizontal.
Wade: Woah! I call diagonal!
Dutchmiller: This TiVo sure is bossy.
Dr.Chalmers: Oh, good grief.
???: Silence, organic creature!
Griggs: Who are you calling organic?!
I'll fight you, your hippie!
Nikki: If is it's God, I don't think I believe in you.
I'm aperthiet.
Sam: Don't you need Agnostic?
Nikki: Ugh, whatever.
???: You are being kept here at our discretion,
we control everything about how you live.
Tovar: Yea!
That's why yea be burning down yea house.
???: No! That was all you, moron.
Catherine: Who are you?
And what are we doing here?
Dr.Chalmers: And why can't we remember anything?
???: Silence, assorted stereotypes!
All your question will be answered in due time.
Dutchmiller: Come on, seriously?
???: No! Not seriously!
We're very secretive.
Griggs: I knew it! It's a conspiracy!
I suspect the government.
Wade: Me to, Man.
Griggs: Ah can it, you moron.
???: Some of are choices, you will not understand.
For instance, food and water are now forbidden.
Sam: B-But water and food is what makes us go!
???...All right, What I meant was,
cookies and Tang are forbidden.
Wade: What?! No cookies and Tang?!
We'll be dead in 3 Days!
(Laughter)
Catherine: What the hell, was that?
Nikki: It was kinda of hard to hear over your internal monologue.
(Ooh!)
Catherine: Nosy Tweek!
Dutchmiller: Whoo Hoo! Cat-fight!
Tovar: Ladies, let's settle with the spinning bottle game.
Sam: Now what's happening?
???: You will notice many changes,
some of them will be pleasureful,
Wade: Dude, someone put peanut butter in my pants!
some, will not.
Wade: Wait. It's just peanuts.
???: Know this, you will never expect what to expect.
Nikki: How predictable.
Sam: What are you saying?
???: When this transmission has ended, one of you will be dead.
(Gasps)
(Shock and confusion!)
Dutchmiller: If this is TiVo,
I have to say, not such a fan.
???: Stay tuned for future broadcasts,
transmission, over.
(Thud)
Wade: Oh, Man!
I hope that wasn't me that just died!