*Wapoosh*
Top of the morning to you laddies.
Number one garbage boy Stinkman here
and welcome back to my dump.
Honey, I'm trash!
So, we're gonna move on, and do more tasks for everybody.
My house is looking okay
It's looking fine.
Not the best house on planet Earth,
But you know what? I don't want it to be, I don't need it to be.
Lovely, fine house. *mwah*.
*reads off screen*
*Reads screen*
Jesus *laughs*
That's a whole lot of misery, all in the first sentence
*Reads screen*
I'm pretty sure cleaning a big house is the same as cleaning a small house, it just takes longer
*Reads screen*
Ohhh, maybe this is why your husband left you,
Demands, after demands, after not knowing what to do, after demands!
Very sorry for your loss, I know that you disinherited your kids and all that,
and I hope that your actually ok and that your going through a tough time
But, come on!!
Alright. *Attempts to crack neck*
I'm going in!
Let's see what this is like.
*Instant regret* Oh, sweet...ughh!!
It smells like someone killed a person, ate them, died themselves,
put both of those into a blender and shat it out on top of a manure pile.
Ohh, there's not enough utensils in the world
I mean, it already looks a lot better than it did, but
I'm ok. I'll be ok. I'm fine. (You sure about that?)
Oh, Jesus. I'm pretty sure there's just...
There's fungus, spores, semen, blood, sweat, and tears, all rolled into one in this house.
It's disgusting.
Paint with the colors, sunny orange.
Or, as I like to call it, Sunny Delight.
Oh wait till you se these walls change
Ohhh, It's like a different house!
You're lucky that I am the cocaine paiter, ok?
Look at me go! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
Oh, I had to stop there for a second, but watch me go again! Whoa! Whoa!
It's beautiful, and you know what? You didn't pick a bad color.
Why don't I have my seller man, tool?
Why can't I sell this?!
That's annoying! You did pick a decent color though.
Most people pick a God-awful color,
that looks like the inside of someone's ass.
But you picked someone-something that looks like the color of the sun. It's beautiful.
Wher- Where's this dirt that needs to be cleaned?
You're saying that I'm at seventy-three percent.
Oh, It's all over the doors.
Ew, gross.
*clap* The room is one-hundred percent done. This house, is clear.
Doh, Jesus! Look away, children!
I need da- I need to fix this first, ok? Are you looking away?
You're looking away, you're not looking, you're looking away-ok, you can look back.
Ohh, I'm sorry you had to see that.
I know, scary stuff. This is supposed to be a nice, cleaning game,
not a frickin' horror game for my nightmares of Hell.
But, ohh, somebody shat all over the windows.
Poopoo goes in the toilet, not in the-aww man.
K, let me just clean up a small bit here, yep, slide-slider.
I told you guys I had one, I told you guys I had one in real life!
This is almost the exact same thing.
Ca-can you here it-Good sounds!
No-Note to self, if you clean up coffee spills with this,
then when you use it, the fan out the back will smell like coffee all the time. Life Hack!
Paint with the colors, velvety peach.
That's an oddly, specific name for that color.
Oh God no, no you're just going to make a mess if you use a brush to do it, okay?
Velvety Peach. Why is it velvety?
Oh, I can see, couse it looks like velvet!
You know, as much shit as I give the painting in this game, it really is therapeutic to do.
After a while, it just gives me...
Gives me time to think about life, you know?
Think about my dad...Think about all the things that went wrong.
Why, papa? Why, on the fishing trip, you threw me in the water?
And then I came out smelling like fish. Why Papa, WHY!?
Oh, it's almost done. Oh yes. Oh Yes, there it is.
Now, if I have to paint one more cunting wall in this house, I will go ballistic, ok?
Just leave it at that. It's done, It's over, It's finished. Let me just replace all these cause apparently
you like shoving forks into all your outlets in these houses.
Keep your kids away from it. Is this why you disinherited them?
Cause they actually put the forks in the sockets and actually killed themselves?
Is that what happened?
And you just said that you disinherited them?
Mount four more things? What do you need in this house?
Ohh, I have to...Really? Really? *laughs*
*Laughing*
I have to do-I have to do all the bulbs?
My God.
Maybe this is why your husband left you.
Cause you can't do basic, household tasks, like changing light bulbs.
It's not that hard you know.
Look, look, watch, look, you take the light bulb out.
You put the other one in. You dont even have to flip off the switch in the wall.
Modern light appliances are actually pretty safe, you're fine.
Aww, but doesn't this house look like a home now?
Aww, I wish I lived in something like this, instead of the frickin' dump I live in now
Alright. Which door next?
For Jack Spedicey?
Which one should I go into? Door number one, door number two, door number three, or door number four?
Vote now in the comments.
Did you vote in the comments? I hope you did.
What's the answer? *dings* Door Number Four.
Sorry everybody else, that's the wrong answer.
Now, if you please, walk out of the building and escort youselves out.
Now, don't let the Good Lord hit you where the Good Lord split you.
That's not how the term goes-into the door we go.
Ohhhhhh! Squinting and going fast!
Squint-squint and run, squint and ruhh, ohh, ohh, ahh.
*Breathes deeply*
Okay. *Prepare thyself*
*mumbles* Dirty maggots. Dirty maggot, cockroach bastards.
Ohh, god. Clean your Fucking houses people.
Now, don't get me wrong. My house is not spotless. You couldn't eat off the floor in my house that's for sure. But.
I don't shit on my furniture and leave it there. At this point, I don't even know what's dirt, and what's the actual house.
I don't know what's supposed to be here and what's not.
*freaks out* God, I hate them.
Ok, Back!
Back, foul, demon bastards! What!? How do you even do this!?
Was somebody there with there hot pot of coffee and about to drink it and just said-*explosive sneeze*
Y'know, Guys? I think I'll just head into prostitution instead. I mean, this is just as dirty, I'm still getting fucked, by coming in here.
So, Why not just do it with somebody else, instead of having to do it on my own all the time, y'know?
Whoah! Paint two walls at the same time!? Ohhh, my God.
This is amazing! This is the best thing that's ever happened in the future of science! Ohh, my God.
Nothing's gonna stop me now. We could take over the world with this!
We can! I know people don't think that you can take over the world with a paint roller and a-a tin of white paint, but you really can!
You just have to really want it! Do you think about it as well, how many people watch me,
Clean houses in this game?
How amny people are at home right now, watching me clean a house?
And how much time am I spending cleaning virtual houses and you're spending watching me clean virtual houses
That we could be spending cleaning our own houses?
And none of us are doing it.
We're all garbage people! Well, I know I am. I'm a dirty little garbage slut.
We're painting this room the color of coffee with milk.
We are not just painting houses, we are painting lives.
We are changing people's lives with the paint that we put down, ok?
We're making houses homes. We're making them livable. Lord knows that they're not livable before I get here.
They're full of garbage, and cockroaches, and
Grooosss. Boom baby.
Still not even...I'm still not even done with the minimum tasks in this house.
God, there's so much to do.
Umm, what about this room?
Yaaaaahhh!!! Ahh, some kids pulled a prank in here, didn't they?
They did one of those ones where they just shat into their and put a ff-like a firework into it and put it into the room
and then it just exploded everywhere.
I just removed your toilet, but I'm pretty sure that the hole in the ground that you can just squat over and aim into
Is better than the one you had.
That other one was gonna give you, like, an infection. K, you know what? I'm done.
What was even in the last room?
Haaghh, I'm done, I'm done, I'm getting out of there *grosses out* Get it off me, get it off me. Is it on me? I feel like it's on me.
Oooo, Ariel Lone.
Or, A Lone, as I like to abrieviate it, or as her actual life would be, Alone.
*Reads screen*
Let's make this dream come true.
I like new furnushings. Me too, captain longface, snapchat filter. I like furniture too.
Hopefully the house does not look like this.
What better way to entice kids into a building,
Than to make it look like the puke, that comes out of them.
Very smart. Ok, let's see what we got.
Ok, not too bad.
In my journies, I have seen far, far worse. The fact that I have to pick up each and every individual can is a pain in my ass, but, you know what?
I'll make it happen. This isn't too bad. I like this. This is fine. Why can I hear running water?
Am I near a koi pond that I'm not aware of? Ohh, fuck.
Ahh, this is-There's definitely some sort of,
Bodily fluids in the middle of all this.
Definitely just a-a teenager's house. My Lord Almighty.
Yknow It'd be fa-It'd be safer if I just got a match and burned the whole building to the ground and helped you buy a new one.
Instead of having to do all this. This is nasty.
See, what I want to see is a horror movie, where, the people who go into the house are actually just house renovators and cleaners and stuff.
Because then it would actually make sense why they go into such run-down shitty looking houses, and explore every single room
Cause they have to make a house a home. Ohh, that's why.
But just didn't even, put on these?
This is like the easiest part! Look at this, It's done already!
Now you don't have puddles all over your house, wait, is there another one in here?
Oh, come on!
Now kids are gonna come in here and play in here, ok? We're gonna have to solidify the wall mountings.
Alright? We're gonna have to make sure don't stick their faces in it. Kids love ot stick their faces everywhere.
Ever seen a kid at the beach? most of them look like ostriches.
Their faces are just buried in the sand all the time.
K, this is good, this is good. This is child proof. It's not foolproof,
Ahm, cause I don't think you could ever make anything a hundred percent foolproof cause
Fools will surprise you.
I mean this looks ok. It still says sixty-nine percent removed trash.
I do not see anymore trash in this house.
Unless you're hiding trash from me somewhere.
You fucking were. Look at you.
Look at you! Hiding all the Mountain Dew everywhere! Oh, I have to sell the desks.
Oh, I have to sell all this shit.
Oh, God!
I can sell the desks and everything, but I can't just sell the annoying boxes that are lying everywhere?
Twenty-seven, remove object offoce chair. Ok. Place object whiteboar-oh my god, I have to do the entire room.
Ok. Everythings going great. Children's chairs. Oh, let's get these kids a classroom like they've never seen before.
Oh my God, I broke it.
Wha-What?
Mommy, it's in the wall.
Ahm, it's not supposed to be there. It- did that mount on the outside? Of the building?
Assemble.
Ok.
Uh
Ok.
Buh-roke
The game.
Ok, I have to paint the room now, with the colors, spring grass, laughing strawberry, and royal blue!
I'm making this entire room look like a Fortnite map. Did you clear it with your neighbors, by the way, to build a kindergarten?
Or did you buy a house and you're like I wanna be a teacher, I'ma open up a kindergarten.
Cause you kind of have to clear that with your council and the people in the neighborhood and everything.
Cause if they're not comfortable with it, then
I-it's not really gonna work cause you're gonna have a lot-a load of shouting bastard kids going around and people just don't like kids. Kids suck.
Ahm, mountable narrow curtain. Yeah, Iknow I need to do that, but it doesn't fucking work.
Well, kids, I hope you're happy.
I hope that you learn a lot in this place, I hope you learn a lot in this building because it has defeated me, ok?
I have no idea how to fix you, so I'm out.
Peace! You know what? I think it's time we upgrade.
I own a shack.
But it's my first office. I think it's about time we went in and bought a nice, big, new place, huh?
Ok, I can't afford anything in that price range, so I'm gonna have to stick with something here.
Eighty-seven thousand? I'm so close to being able to buy the Red Brick Wonder.
Oh, some of these houses are nice though!
Look how wonderful!
A connoisseur's house. House after the flood.
I don't want a house after the flood.
House with uninvited guests. I don't like the sound of that. Many generations house.
That's not bad.
Home Admin-Legends.
Home and car. Let's buy the "home and car" house.
Wow. Mejesti-oh.
Ok.
Being a person who has bought a house in real life, you do not show-actually. You don't even need to have bought a house in real life.
You just need to have common sense. You don't show the dirt.
We'll buy it anyway, ok? You bought a new house, do you want to go there?
Home, sweet home.
Is it a new dump?
I cannot live in a place that's not a trash heap.
Oh, guys?
Guys, it's wonderful!
It's covered in all the dirt, and grime, and, shit that I could ever want.
Dump sweet du-look at it! Oh, it's beautiful! Let's take a look at the inside.
Yo, what's up? My name's Jack uhh septi-penis, and welcome to my crib. As you see on the house on the inside, I like to just keep my stuff,
Every- ohh ohhh
Ohhh, mama.
Ohhh, that's bad.
That's ok.
I'm selling, everything. Ohhh, infestation!
*Inhales*
Ohh, it really makes, like, my toes curl up and everything. Ughg.
This is where I like to keep my cockroaches. They're my friends. They come around every winter,
Nice guys, nice guys they- they dont pay rent, but you know what? Anything for a friend, huh?
Ohh, this is so much better. The less there is in a house, the more at home I feel.
Are those plates being held up by cobwebs?
Typical, isn't it?
You spend all day cleaning other peoples houses for your job,
And then you have to come home and do it for yourself, you don't really wanna do it, y'know?
It's like if you were a chef, and you had to come home and cook food for yourself, you're like, aww.
I don't want to now, I'm just going to order BK.
Jesus!
This house came with a car! (The house was called"home and car", what did you think?)
Are you sure it was supposed to? (Yeah, pretty sure.)
Are you sure that's exactly what was supposed to happen? (Yep. Just accept it)
Or did you just sell me the house and then forgot that you had everything in it?
I mean, I'm selling everything anyway, but I'm keeping that car!
Ahh, I could sell it for two grand though.
No, I'm keeping it. I'm keeping it. I'm selling all the tools to fix it, but I'm keeping it.
And I'm keeping that axe as well.
You never know when you'll need an axe. Someone break into your house, you're gonna murder someone.
Or, yeah, sure.
"Firewood." Yeah, guys. Good one.
Alright. This is gonna be a whole day job. And since Spiderman came in and
Came all over my house,
I'm gonna leave this episode here. Next time,
We are definitely upgrading this new house.
I'm gonna spend a whole entire episode next time upgrading my own house, it's been so long.
Making other people's lives better.
Changing the world, and making houses homes, it's about time I helped my self.
And make this, the dump, sweet dump that it always needs to be, because Honey,
I'm Trash.
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I can't stop cleaning.