>> YES, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
OH, BOY.
CHECK IT OUT, LOOK AT MY HAIR.
HAPPY TUESDAY, EVERYONE.
WE HOPE THAT YOU HAD A GLORIOUS
LABOR DAY.
BUT I HAVE TO BE HONEST, I DO
MISS KAT WHO IS ON HER
HONEYMOON.
[LAUGHTER]
>> I THINK WE KNOW WHICH ONE IS
WHICH.
ALL RIGHT, THIS LABOR DAY, THE
REST OF US WERE BARBECUING,
PICNICKING OR IF YOU ARE LIKE
ME, BARBECUING THE PICNIC OR,
WHAT WAS OUR PRESIDENT UP TO?
YOU REMEMBER THE SPEECH, RIGHT?
HERE IS THE CLIP.
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♪ 3 THINK THAT HE MIGHT WANT TO
REPAIR THE DAMAGE HE’S DONE, BUT INSTEAD HE SAID THIS OVER
INSTEAD HE SAID THIS OVER TWITTER INSTEAD HE SAYS THE
TWITTER INSTEAD HE SAYS THE
PROPOSALS OF MAGA ARE A THREAT
TO THE COUNTRY.
I WOULD SAY THAT HE IS TONE
DEAF, BUT HE CAN’T HEAR ME.
SO MAGA PROPOSALS, I MEAN, WHAT
DOES THAT MEAN?
>> WHEN WE HAD ONE OF THE MOST
SUCCESSFUL PRESIDENTS IN
HISTORY, INCLUDING AN ECONOMY
THAT WAS THE ENVY OF THE WORLD.
>> DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?
OH, DO I.
>> WE ARE GATHERED HERE TO JOIN
THIS COUPLE IN HOLY MATRIMONY.
DO YOU JOIN IN SPITE OF THE
LOSERS IN THE HATERS?
EVEN THOUGH YOUR DOCTOR SAID
THAT YOU’RE THE HEALTHY OF
HEALTHINESS AND I NOW PRONOUNCE
YOU MAN AND WIFE AND A THREAT TO
DEMOCRACY AND MEMBERS OF
MAR-A-LAGO.
HEY GUYS, WEDNESDAY NIGHT IS
SEAFOOD NIGHT.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
2 MY ADVICE IS THAT YOU HAVE TO
ADD THAT TO THE VALLEYS.
WEDDINGS, PROPOSALS, AND
DIVORCES.
IN THE FIGHT OVER WHO’S GETTING MY PILLOW IS THERE AS WELL.
MY PILLOW IS THERE AS WELL.
FACING RUNAWAY CRIME, EVERYTHING
IS MAGA INCLUDING GIBBERISH,
THIS GUY SPOUTS MORE RUBBISH
THAN A BUSTED TRASH COMPACTOR IS
HE STILL THE HUSBAND OF JOE
BIDEN.
>> IF MY NAME IS JOE BIDEN, I’M
THE HUSBAND OF JOE BIDEN I WANT
TO START BY SAYING THAT ANY
CHILD UNDER 12 YEARS OF AGE
DESERVES ICE CREAM OR SOMETHING
FOR DOING THIS.
THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST BORING
THING IN THE WORLD FOR YOU,
HONEY.
>> WELL, HOLD ON THEIR.
[LAUGHTER]
KEEP YOUR DISTANCE.
[LAUGHTER]
AND YOU KNOW, IT’S THE ONLY
PLACE WHERE THE SECRET SERVICE
PROTECTS PEOPLE FROM HIM AND
LOOK, EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO BE
AN IDIOT.
2 EVERYBODY’S ENTITLED TO BE AN
IDIOT. >> I THINK HE FOUND HIS CAMPAIGN
>> I THINK HE FOUND HIS CAMPAIGN
SLOWSSLOGAN FOR 2024.
WHAT ABOUT THOSE EXTREME
REPUBLICANS?
I DON’T THINK THAT THEY JUST
THREATEN OUR PERSONAL RIGHTS AND
ECONOMIC SECURITY.
>> EXTREME REPUBLICANS DON’T
JUST THREATEN PERSONAL RIGHTS AND ECONOMIC SECURITY, THEY
AND ECONOMIC SECURITY, THEY
EMBRACE POLITICAL VIOLENCE.
>> WE BEAT THE FARM OF THIS
YEAR, AND IT MATTERS.
WE ARE GOING TO CHANGE PEOPLE’S
LIVES.
>> OH, MY GOD. HE SHOULD TELL PHARMA THAT THEY
HE SHOULD TELL PHARMA THAT THEY
WERE BEAT.
TONIGHT GET ON MY FACE, MAN, SAY
BEFORE, I’LL SAY IT AGAIN.
EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO BE AN
IDIOT.
NEVER BEFORE IN THE HISTORY OF THIS COUNTRY HAVE MORE PEOPLE
THIS COUNTRY HAVE MORE PEOPLE
HAVE THAT OPPORTUNITY UNDER THIS
ADMINISTRATION.
I THINK I SAID THAT RIGHT.
[CHEERS] [APPLAUSE]
[LAUGHTER]
>> HE CAN’T STOP.
>> CERTAINLY THERE WAS THE
FACTOR OF VIOLENCE FOR MANY
AMERICANS, AND 1860 WE HAD A
PRESIDENT AND AN EX-PRESIDENT
CALLING FOR IT.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN
AMERICAN HISTORY THAT WE HAD
SOMEONE THAT USED TO BE
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
>> YOU GOT TO GIVE THEM CREDIT,
HE HIT THE CIVIL WAR AND WORLD
WAR II AND ONE COMPARISON.
IT’S A SHAME THAT HE LEFT OUT
BIN LADEN AND FREDDY KRUEGER.
SOME HISTORIAN.
BUT HE’S NOT ALONE.
I WONDER IF HE HAS THE SCOOP ON
THE ULTRABRIGHT MAGA CONTINGENT.
>> THERE IS A CONTINGENT IN THIS
COUNTRY THAT WANTS TO OVERTHROW
THE U.S. GOVERNMENT THAT
DESPISES INSTITUTIONS AND
BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IN A DEEP
STATE SPIRITUALLY AND THEY CLING
TO IT.
>> I HAD ASSUMED THAT THEY WERE
SUPPOSED TO WRITE ABOUT IT AND
NOT ENCOURAGE IT.
THEY ARE AS UNBALANCED AS PELOSI
TAKING A FIELD SOBRIETY TEST.
WHAT WORLD ARE THESE PEOPLE
LIVING IN?
DID THEY GO OUTSIDE?
ARE THEY NOCTURNAL LIKE RACK
TUNES?
IF YOU SEE ONE IN THE DAYTIME
DOES THAT MEAN THAT THEY ARE
RABID?
>> THESE DAYS, IT FEELS THAT WE
ARE NOT AT THE BRINK OF A CIVIL
WAR BUT ONE HAS ALREADY BEGUN.
>> WHAT A FUN HOUSE MIRROR TO
REALITY.
AIMS TO ACCUSE YOU OF CIVIL WAR
WHEN YOU JUST WANT A CIVIL LIFE.
NO WONDER THEY CAN OFFER ANY
EVIDENCE.
HE WANTS YOU TO THINK IT’S 1864
WHICH IS THE LAST YEAR THAT HE
HAD A SOLID BOWEL MOVEMENT.
BUT I WILL LISTEN TO BILL ON
MORE.
>> PEOPLE GETTING THEIR
INFORMATION ON THE INTERNET.
YOU KNOW, IF YOU GO ON THE
INTERNET, EVERYBODY SEEMS LIKE
THEY ARE ANGRY, BUT IF YOU WALK
AROUND, THEY ARE NOT.
I THINK THE INTERNET IS AN
ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP.
2 HE’S NOT THE FIRST TO SAY IT,
BUT IT’S WORTH NOTING.
WE HAVE ENTIRE INDUSTRIES
INVESTED IN THE PSYCHOLOGICAL
WARGAMES AND IT’S ALL IN THEIR
MINDS, MAYBE BECAUSE THERE’S NOT
MUCH ELSE IN THERE.
AND THERE IS NO WAR GOING ON
WITH YOUR NEIGHBORS.
UNLESS IT IS A SHOOTING ONE IN CHICAGO.
AND POLITICIANS DON’T MIND THAT.
THEY CLAIM IT IS A WAR FOR THE
SOUL OF AMERICA.
WE DEPEND ON THE CONSTITUTION
AND NOT THE SOUL.
PEOPLE THAT WANT TO CHANGE THE
CONSTITUTION, THOSE THAT WANT TO
USE GOVERNMENT AGENCIES TO
PROTECT CRIMINAL CAN.
WE ARE NOT THE RADICALS, THEY
ARE.
WHETHER IT IS MY COUNTRY OR MY
UNDERWEAR. , WE HAVE BEEN WEARING THIS
, WE HAVE BEEN WEARING THIS
SINCE THE FOURTH OF JULY. >> COMING UP WE HAVE FOX NEWS
>> COMING UP WE HAVE FOX NEWS
CONTRIBUTOR TOM WITH US AND HER
PRONOUNS ARE SHE AND SHE IS AT.
DAGEN MCDOWELL.
[CHEERS]
[APPLAUSE]
>> AND WE ALSO HAVE THE FORMER WHITE HOUSE DIRECTOR OF
WHITE HOUSE DIRECTOR OF
COMMUNICATIONS WITH US TONIGHT, MERCEDES SCLAPP.
MERCEDES SCLAPP.
ALSO WE HAVE TOM SHILLUE.
>> WE USUALLY HAVE TO STEP UP
ONE STEPS DOWN. BY THE WAY, WHICH MEMBER OF THE
BY THE WAY, WHICH MEMBER OF THE
OJ DID YOU MURDER.
[LAUGHTER]
>> WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU.
>> WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THE WHOLE
MAGA PROPOSAL THING?
>> YOU KNOW, IT IS SO IDIOTIC.
USUALLY YOU TALK ABOUT THE
REALITY, THE SITUATION, THE
POLITICS.
BUT I CAN’T EVEN ADDRESS IT
BECAUSE IT’S LIKE AN OPPOSITE.
I THINK AT THIS POINT.
WHEN YOU ARE BY YES-MEN.
WHEN HE STARTED THE CAMPAIGN.
HE STARTED WITH FUN PEOPLE AND THE MEDIA SAID YES SO WHY WOULD
THE MEDIA SAID YES SO WHY WOULD
HE STOP DOING IT.
>> WHENEVER THEY THOUGHT THAT
DONALD TRUMP WAS STOKING HATE,
BASICALLY HE WAS TALKING ABOUT
WHAT PEOPLE WANTED.
BUT WHEN JOE BIDEN DOES IT OVER
ON A HOLIDAY, THEY ARE BEHIND
HIM.
IT IS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY.
>> WELL, THEY DON’T HAVE ANY NEW
MATERIAL.
IT’S A LOT LIKE JIMMY.
[LAUGHTER]
ON ITS 2022.
WAITING FOR THOSE VILLAGE PEOPLE JOKES.
I WOULD CALL MY DAD AND ASK HIM
I WOULD SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT
THIS I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
I HAVE TO BORROW SOME GASOLINE AND THEN DRIVE OVER TO COUNTIES
AND THEN DRIVE OVER TO COUNTIES
TO COME BACK AND REHEAT IT. A
QUESTIONABLE PORKCHOPS.
>> TO MY CONSERVATIVES HAVE TO
BE A NAMELESS FACELESS MOB.
OTHERWISE WHEN THEY HAVE NAMES
AND FACES AND FAMILIES, YOU HAVE
TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RISING
FINANCIAL PAIN AND STRUGGLES
THAT YOU HAVE CAUSED.
>> BEING A VETERAN OF THE WHITE
HOUSE, HOW DO YOU RESPOND WHEN
THE OTHER SIDE IS COMING IN WITH
FEAR? BECAUSE IT IS AN EFFECTIVE TOOL
BECAUSE IT IS AN EFFECTIVE TOOL
ON EVERY SIDE.
>> IF THEY ARE GOING TO GO AFTER
THIS WATCHING THE SHOW RIGHT
NOW, THEY HAVE A BIG PROBLEM,
BECAUSE THESE INDIVIDUALS, WHAT
THEY WANT TO DO IS STAND UP ABOUT FREEDOM AND UNITY AND
ABOUT FREEDOM AND UNITY AND
THEIR FAMILIES.
AND YET THEY GO AFTER US LIKE WE
ARE THE CRIMINALS?
I MEAN, I THINK IT’S A LITTLE
POLITICAL STRATEGY AND AT THE
END OF THE DAY IT’S GOING TO
BACKFIRE FOR JOE BIDEN AND THE
DEMOCRATS.
THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO SAVE THE
BLUE DISTRICTS AND MAKE SURE
THAT THEY KNOW THAT THEY ARE SCARED BECAUSE IT’S GOING TO
SCARED BECAUSE IT’S GOING TO
COME IN NOVEMBER.
>> REMEMBER I GOT THE PEOPLE’S
ALMANAC.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT
CONTRAST BETWEEN THE
PSYCHOLOGICAL FANTASY. >> BILL MAKES A GREAT POINT.
>> BILL MAKES A GREAT POINT.
IT’S ALSO GREAT.
>> TWITTER IS A FIGHT CLUB, WE
KNOW THAT, PEOPLE GO THERE.
TO THIS STRATEGY, THEY KEEP
SAYING RUNNING ON MAGA
REPUBLICANS.
BUT LET’S NOT FORGET THE OBVIOUS
THAT THEY MIGHT THINK IT’S 2020.
AND THEY SAT DOWN TO TALK ABOUT
THEM IN TERMS OF ITS LIKE OKAY,
SHOULD WE CUT THEM OFF, THIS MIGHT WORK AND LEFT THAT’S A LIT
MIGHT WORK AND LEFT THAT’S A LIT
BIT ABOUT WHAT IS GOING ON.
AND THE REASON THAT NOBODY IS NO
BUYING IT IS BECAUSE HE KEEPS
MAKING THE CLAIM THAT THEY DON’T
ACCEPT THE RESULTS OF THE
ELECTION.
INCLUDING JEAN-PIERRE.
WILLIE NELSON IS TALKING ABOUT