- I am Thanos!
- Yo. - Mother [bleep] slipped.
- Maybe you can save-- - Oh!
- I saw that coming!
- No! - Whoa!
- That's some [bleep] up [bleep].
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- (Will) Previously on Bendy and the Ink Machine.
- I probably shouldn't have done that.
- Go away, go away, go away.
There's a lot going on right now.
Get in.
- What the hell?
- (Will) This time on Bendy and the Ink Machine.
- "Colossal Wonders." Okay, we need Boris.
That's immediately first one. Yes, okay,
that is our objective.
- It's always Boris getting lost.
- This is super scary. Hallways just freak me out.
- What's this? "Grant Cohen."
The archives. R and D access.
- I'm like, which way do I want to take?
We'll go this way first.
- (Henry) Definitely something missing here.
- Ah man, of course. Things are never easy.
"Find the missing turnwheel."
- Let's find a wheel. Not in there.
Let's look over here.
- "Work hard. Work happy."
I wanna smack you. I don't like you guys.
Locked. Spoopy.
- "Money, taxes. Time is money."
Oh, shoot.
- Ooh, what's over here? Oh, I remember.
I have to read these. - [unintelligible]
- That's like a demon.
- I don't like any of this.
- Hello? Aha.
I see you shining over there.
Got it.
- Boris? Oh, what the hell is this?
- Ooh, spoopy. "Locate the secret passage."
All right, you gonna give me a weapon for when
these ink bitches come alive?
- "He will set us free." God, what did this dude
do to all his workers?
- I don't think he will. I don't think Bendy
will set you free.
- Private. It said "private,"
but you don't move. Oh, oh, fancy.
- (Henry) So that's how it works.
- I guess I'll keep finding books.
- Oh, I see you.
- (metal clang) - Oh, Jesus.
What was that?
- (metal clang) - Oh my God, oh my God.
Run. Shift, shift, shift.
Ah. What in the world?
That scared me.
- See it. The last one.
Yay, time to go.
- Ooh, spoopy.
- (loud noise) - Oh no.
Why is it doing that?
- (metal clang) - Ah!
- (loud noise) - Mother f'er.
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
- Ay, look at that. I must be Spiderman,
'cause this is all the venom around me.
- Okay, these are ghosts.
- Am I dreaming? I feel like I'm dreaming.
Or am I seeing an alternate reality?
- (Alice) I see you there, my little errand boy.
- Ah.
- (Alice) What is it that keeps you going?
- Curiosity.
- I just want my friend, lady.
- (Alice) Or perhaps, you're just looking for
a little friendly wolf. - Yes.
Can I have Boris back? Please and thank you.
- That's the angel, devil girl, right?
Alice Angel.
- If she makes me do more errands,
I'm gonna be annoyed.
- (Alice) Boris is having trouble...
- Oh no! Okay, never mind.
I won't be annoyed if she makes me do errands
to save Boris, it's fine.
- Get on there, quick. Oh, [bleep], hello.
- Oh, Jesus. "No angels."
They might be on my side.
- Oh my gosh. The graphics are really
good in this.
- I wonder if they're being trapped here by Alice Angel.
Oh, she doesn't like the ink blots.
That's right, 'cause that's why we were killing
all the ink monsters for her.
- Can I come through? I would like to help you guys.
- Oh my god, ah. Run.
Oh my God, they're looking at me.
- Oh wow, it's really dark in here.
- "Bendy hell." Oh no, what is--
oh, is this one of the rides?
Are we going to ride the ride?
- Hell? I didn't sign up for this.
- Where am I going? - (Henry) This haunted house
seems like the way to go, but it's gonna need some power.
Hang in there, Boris. I'm coming.
- I'm sorry, what? This haunted house
seems like the place to go. Shut up.
- "Power the haunted house. Search the warehouse."
Can I pull you yet, or no? Okay, I have to follow you on,
then I gotta pull you.
- We might have to move some of these games and stuff
so that we can open the doors.
- Oh. What the heck is this?
Oh God, am I playing a game?
- Call of Duty, baby. Wait, wait.
I promise I'm good.
- Oh my God, I totally hit it on that first one.
Ah, I'm [bleep] annoyed.
- Okay, let's see. Did it open this door?
Yay!
- Ah, I don't like that. Looks like a hand.
- (Henry) That's one. - Okay.
- Oh, great. That has to open through
every single room. One.
- All righty. On to the next one.
- There's this one. So, I just play games
until I open all the-- sike, that one's already--
that one's already open.
- (Henry) Looks like I've got some company up ahead.
- Uh oh. - (Henry) Without some kind
of weapon, I don't stand a chance.
- Oh, that's probably what that can was
and I just like knocking down for fun.
Well, what do I need and then which way
should I distract them. Can I take these?
Cool.
- There's some stairs and I need to get to
that opening over there.
- Ah! Okay, I made it.
- (Henry) That's two.
- Now I gotta distract these mother [bleep] again
and run all the way back.
- Ah, I can tell they're following me.
Suck it. Ha ha ha.
- So, does it count? It's open, okay cool.
- So, let's turn on that other switch,
then there's still two more.
- I don't like how it's in the very back.
Something's gonna pop up. Pow.
No?
- A hidden door. Okay, "Attraction storage?"
Whoa, that looks fun. One of those claw rides.
- (Bertrum) I built this park. - Oh, the music is playing.
You know what that means. Boss battle.
- (Bertrum) Now you think you can just throw me out?
- Okay, so something is coming alive.
- (Bertrum) I'm still here. - Oh, crap.
Oh, hello. The carousel's alive.
There's a face in the carousel. Oh crap, hello.
- Ooh, do I get to hop into this?
Oh no! No.
Why is it doing that?
- What? Stop it, I need to play my game.
- What? Oh, great.
I have a tomahawk.
- Grab it. I have an ax.
I don't know what to do with it. He looks much bigger
than my ax.
- What do I have to hit? I'm hitting everything.
- Where is the gearbox for this mother [bleep]?
Unless I gotta-- nope, there's a thingy.
Yeah.
- I'm gonna wait for him to drop, and then
I'm gonna go hit his joints. Run back.
- There's one. Ah, bitch, swerve.
- Right here, let's go. Bow, bow.
Let's go. Another one.
- Stop it. All this waiting
for it to stop is so annoying.
Ha, I'm almost done.
- Come down. Yay, okay.
Awesome. You don't have any arms.
You can't hurt me anymore.
- That was nice. It's just waiting for
the things to stop is so annoying.
- That it? Can I keep my ax?
Where the [bleep] did the ax go?
- Oh, there we go. It's like, I know I saw one.
After lapping this place 300 times.
- (Henry) That makes three. One to go.
- Okay.
- Last one, the maintenance room. Great, yeah.
- Another hidey hole. "Buddy Boris Railway."
- It's another long hallway. [Bleep] don't like that.
Oh, it's a flashlight guy. I remember, I can't
be in the light. Ah.
Go, go. And I hide, I hide.
Ha ha ha, you can't see me.
- There's only one of him? Oh, shouldn't be too hard.
- Not seeing anything I need to click so far yet.
Can't go that way. Might be something to do
with the machine. Oh, here's the lever.
Ah, [bleep].
- Come on, come on, come on. Get up the stairs,
get up the stairs. Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Why are you so slow? This feels like a horror movie.
- Can he see me? (screams)
That scared the [bleep] out of me.
He's right behind me, dude. I don't like that.
Help.
- Oh, great. The light's off.
Was that just the power? That what it's supposed to do?
- I think that means I'm good then,
if I hit both of the switches.
- That's the four levers, so now I get to go through
the stupid haunted house. This whole place
is a haunted house, so it shouldn't be too bad.
- (monster screams) - Ah crap, come on.
- I don't know if I should hide or just run for it.
Oh no. I can't go that way.
He's gonna just see me. He's like, "Are you serious?"
- You can't get me. You can't get me.
You can't get me.
- (loud noise) - Oh snap.
- I thought Bendy was the bad guy.
Oh God. Go away, Bendy.
Those people wrote on the wall he will
save us, so maybe he's the good guy after all.
- Okay, what? And now it's open.
I don't know who to trust anymore.
- And he got sucked into the wall.
Interesting.
- Well, I did it.
- "Rescue Boris." I don't wanna go
through the haunted house.
- There's a cart. They want me to ride a ride
in hell. This literally is labeled "Hell."
- Oh, I wish I had one of those pellet shooters
from the theme parks, you know where you're
shooting at things, you get the points.
That'd be fun.
- (Alice) Henry. Why are you here?
- I don't know. Homie told me to
come check the place out.
- I don't think I have any-- if I have to get out
and run, that's gonna be wack.
- Literally, I was high key waiting on Bendy
to drop out of nowhere and chase me down.
- This totally reminds me of the Haunted Mansion,
so I like all the nods to Disney stuff,
Disneyland, the Haunted Mansion,
even the characters.
- Oh, okay. Darkness, hello.
- Get off of me, bro. - (Henry) Boris
- Oh, it's Boris.
- I don't think Boris is in there anymore.
Ah no, you're gonna make me fight my friend?
- Oh no, [bleep]. Get away from me.
- What the [bleep] y'all expect me to do?
'Cause I ain't got a weapon.
- Oh God, oh God. Okay, okay.
Boris, chill, chill.
- I need to either make him run into things
or I really do need to find a weapon.
Oh, I can get it from here. Okay, maybe he has
an ink thing on his back.
- I think he puked some ink over here.
So, I need a blob of ink.
- So, I have to have him run at me, hit a wall,
spew ink, while he's spewing ink,
pick up the ink that's on the ground.
- Oh, they're on the floor. Okay, I need this.
Give it to me. We need this.
Go in there. I need a weapon.
A weapon. Okay, that'll do, that'll do.
No, Boris.
- Right. Come on.
Where's my thing? Hello.
Boris, I really don't want to knock you out.
- Jesus. Why do you have to
run so damn slow? Bro, that pisses me off.
See, look how much damage I take.
Yeah, bleed, bitch.
- Oh no, okay. We got one hit on him.
Wait, that's it? We just drop our weapon like that?
- I need to get the ink that he just puked.
Ah, no.
- Oh God, oh God. Okay, don't kill me.
Okay. Die.
- Oh, what are these things doing here?
Hopefully, they're just gonna get in the way.
Oh no, don't throw them.
- Come on, crank it out, crank it out, crank it out.
Crank it out. Where is it?
Where is it? No!
[Bleep] hell.
- Boris, Boris, Boris. I have to wait for him
to yak up. Yes!
- Boris, I'm sorry. Yay.
Wait, is he gonna die?
- But Boris was the-- Boris was our friend
the whole game.
- He was basically Frankenstein. Oh no, that was so sad.
Oh, [bleep].
- Holy lady. Bitch, the [bleep]?
Who killed you?
- Wait, what?
(gasps) Boris! And the real Alice Angel.
Hold on.
- And that's it? Oh.
- It was stressful. My blood pressure feels
like it's about here right now.
- I'm not surprised, but also pleased
that they did add in something that created
a little more of a test of your skill with this game
like a boss battle.
- I love how it's like a recruit.
I feel like now us three are gonna be going
against Bendy. But Bendy, that dude's tough.
There's no way-- we saw him strangle a dude
and took off his head. There's no way
we're gonna defeat him like it's nothing.
- Thank for watching us play Bendy and the Ink Machine
on the React Channel.
- Bye guys.
- Hey guys, Mark here, producer from the React Channel.
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