Dat SMG4 Intro tho
*Cue Evil Music*
SMG3: *Evil Laughter*
*Crazy Batsh*t laughter*
Mr. Kent: WILL YOU SHUT UP?! PEOPLE ARE TRYIN' TO SLEEP!!!
*Toad Town Music*
Toad: YADADADADA- *BOOM*
Ooh, club Pingas!
Mario: AHAHAHAHAHA!
*Luigi Screams*
Wario: WA HA HA HA!
Mario: *Italian Laugh*
*SMG4 speaking drunk*
Toadsworth: UHM. *random speech*
Mario: Hey Stinky! Wahoo!
Wario: WAAAHAAA! HAHAHAHA!
*Toadsworth screams like a girl*
Mario: Wahoo!
Steve: INCOMING!!!
*Peach Screams*
BOOM!
Ded
Mario: MA MA ####ER!!! Oof!
*Mario grunts whilst carrying peach's body*
Drop
Mario: Ma ma mia! Nooo!
DING DING
Ooohohohoho! Woohohoho!
oh god not dial-up
Bowser: Heya guyz its bowzer here. If you're hearing this i'm probably staring at a picture of peach. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
and- ???: MEET THE OLD MAN!!!
Bowser: SHUT UP GRANDMA! (ง'̀-'́)ง
Mario: STINKY! Ma ma #### *Angry groan*
vroom
RAAAAAAGH! *panting*
Mario: Oh Brother! Come Here, Fishy Fishy!
Mario: Helllooooooo-
AAAH!
SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!!!
OH JESUS CHRIST! HE'S NAKED!!! SHIELD YOUR EYESSSS!!!
MA MA! *Italian Gibberish*
Mario: AAAGH IT BURNS!!!
*Random roaring*
COME ON! Yaahahahahoo
Mario: Say whaaaaaa? STUPID!
We get it, random roaring. I'm done.
Fine! Wonderful!
Coooome oooooooooonnn!
Oh shiat its peach
*Man Screams*
MY EYEEEES!!! MY EYYYYEEEEEES!!!
oooh, that's good...
Mario: Way to go! Mario think you fantastic!
*Mario humming cheerfully*
???: AAAAAAAH- *Explodes*
*Shutter clicks, audience "Ooohs!"
*Shutter clicks, audience "YEEEEEEAHS!"
ok, more grunting. WE GET IT BOWSER!!!
OH JESUS
Mario: JESUS CHRIST!!! Ma ma miiia...
agreed.
*Random guy grunts randomly*
Ah great... SOMEBODY STOP THAT AWFUL, AWFUL MAN!!!
???: MYYYYY PRECIOUS!!!
BKFSDOFSD:FS:B:SKDF:DSKFSD:BMSD (~˘▾˘)~
Mario & Bowser: WHAT THE #### IS THAT?!?!╚(ಠ_ಠ)=┐
SMG3: Muahahahaha!!!
OOF! SH1T!
Bowser: I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!! SMG3: AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
???: I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!
*GOTTA GO FAST*
nope
RUN #####!
*The thief randomly sings a bad song*
oh hey club pingas again! ^̮^
Wario: HAHAHAHAHAHA! *Toadsworth groans*
Luigi: Ma ma mia... Mario!!!
*Drunk speaking, who knows which one? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
???: WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC?!?!
Toad: Babbady boopie, beebadaboopie babadiebaba
Toad: Bobadiebababie
I don't even anymore...
No shit toad
SMG4: Boooobieeees
???: YOU MUST DIEEEEE!!!
*Everyone screams* SMG4: Ooooh noooooo... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
wtf?
jesus
Genius.
Look who's talking, Mario. (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ )
BUTT SCRATCHER!!! GET YOUR BUTT SCRATCHER HERE!!!
Thanks a lot, starman.
RAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
oshit a machine gun
dat ass tho
I'm blue, dabadie dabad- wait, wrong song? WHY DIDNT YOU USE IT SMG4?!?!
ded
???: THAT'S-A SPICY MEAT-A-BALL!!!
*evil laugh, terrible timing*
I DONT GIVE A SHIT!!! *boom*
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
please use guns so I can use this cool emoji
GOTTA GO FA- no? aww...
boom
AND HIS NAME IS-= WARIO =-!!!
̿̿ '̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ "You don't f### with Dr. Robotnick"
Past Eggman: NO WAY! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRICKEN' PINGAS?!
god damn it skele-peach
YUP
(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
SON OF A BITCH!!! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Captions by Dragons Bane