ITEM#: 6662 LEVEL2 RESTRICTED
CONTAINMENT CLASS: KETER
DISRUPTION CLASS: EKHI
RISK CLASS: CAUTION
SCP-6662
INTELLIGENCE Sapient Exonormative
TANGIBILITY Solid Displaceable
THREAT Physical Unhostile
Significant Cautionary Points
Likely to escape if confined.
Physical containment and restriction of movement are ineffective and risk unnecessary provocation.
Emphasis should instead be placed on diversionary tactics, such as manipulating SCP-6662 into
searching remote and unpopulated areas.
Highly distrustful of adults and adolescents.
SCP-6662 will presume any given adult to be in a state of either anger or boredom.
Avoid approaching SCP-6662 in a belligerent or confrontational manner and instead employ
a blithe or indifferent demeanor.
By contrast, SCP-6662 is excessively trustful of prepubescents and may be effortlessly manipulated
by them.
Personnel aged 12 and under are to be utilized for direct communications with SCP-6662.
Description
SCP-6662 is a quasi-canid humanoid entity with limited ontokinetic properties.
At will, SCP-6662 may bring into existence almost any variety of tool it needs, typically
(though not necessarily) producing it from the backpack it carries.
SCP-6662 has occasionally used this ability to manifest devices and gadgetry capable of
novel or scientifically improbable functions, such as a handheld instrument which unfolds
into an operational and fully-sized armored tank at the push of a button.
All technology produced by SCP-6662 is operated via simplistic and brightly colored analogue
controls.
Deconstruction of recovered components has consistently revealed a near-total lack of
coherent internal mechanisms, indicating that these devices operate largely (if not solely)
by SCP-6662's subconscious alteration of reality.
The range of objects SCP-6662 is capable of producing appears to be limited to tools which
fulfill its immediate physical needs, often at the expense of its emotional needs and
desires.
Physical Characteristics
SCP-6662's head, hands, feet, tail, and fur resemble that of a Eurasian wolf (Canis lupus
lupus), albeit with more humanlike traits, such as longer fingers, larger eyes, and complex
facial muscles capable of a wide range of expressions.
Its build is grossly top-heavy to the extent of appearing unbalanced; this visual impression
is amplified by an abnormal composition of musculature which appears at once lean and
pronounced, yet rounded and undefined.
Despite the exaggeratedly masculine proportions of its physique, SCP-6662 bears no other features
indicating a biological sex.
Extensive medical analysis has found no indication that SCP-6662 is capable of reproduction (sexual
or otherwise), nor has its body been found to produce any recognizable hormones other
than extreme amounts of insulin.
SCP-6662's choice of dress has consisted of the same articles of clothing since its first
sighting: wide-brimmed fedora, zipper jacket, and a backpack with a simple buttoned flap;
all heavily weathered and made of brown leather.
SCP-6662 has expressed neither an interest in leg wear nor an understanding of the purpose
thereof, presumably owing to its lack of genitalia.
Behavior and Psychology
Although classified as sapient, it has proven difficult to compare the level of intelligence
displayed by SCP-6662 with an analogous stage in the process of human intellectual development
due to its profound unfamiliarity with (and miscomprehension of) many fundamental aspects
of baseline reality.
SCP-6662 has directly alleged itself to be a foreign presence in this reality, though
it has otherwise failed to acknowledge a distinction between the human species and its own, expressing
a presumption that the two share enough similarities that any physiological differences are too
negligible to warrant its attention.
Furthermore, SCP-6662 has continually struggled to grasp concepts related to human development
and family structures, frequently falling back on the misassumption that all postpubescent
humans function in the role of "parents" to all prepubescent children, with no other delineations
in relationships or social groupings.
Somewhat paradoxically, SCP-6662 does not identify with either role of parent or child.
Rather, it describes itself as part of an entirely separate social binary of "keepers"
and "seekers", with SCP-6662 claiming to belong to the latter.
To date, SCP-6662 has not identified any other being from our own reality as belonging to
either of these social groups, and has been unwilling to elaborate on its native society
and culture.
As SCP-6662 is able to fulfill its physical needs by way of its anomalous capabilities
with virtually no effort, it instead directs its time and energy almost exclusively toward
its fixation with the acquisition and consumption of a variety of edible substances it collectively
refers to as "treasure treats" (SCP-6662-1).
While SCP-6662 has provided extensive descriptions of SCP-6662-1
in its repeated entreaties for assistance in acquiring it, it has not been found to
match any known food product, and attempts to recreate it have been met with vehement
rejection by SCP-6662.
Despite these setbacks, researchers have observed that descriptions of SCP-6662-1 consistently
fit the general characteristics of breakfast cereal, particularly sugar cereal.
SCP-6662 has not displayed any inclination toward socialization or interaction with other
sapient beings outside the context of acquiring SCP-6662-1.
Attempts to engage with SCP-6662 in a social or intellectual capacity have invariably resulted
in SCP-6662 making a token display of attention before quickly shifting its efforts toward
coercing, deceiving, or otherwise manipulating the other party into helping it acquire SCP-6662-1.
However, SCP-6662's apparent inability to understand the thought processes of other
intelligent creatures has rendered it virtually incapable of concealing its intentions from
any human being old enough to speak.
SCP-6662 avoids non-human mammals and exhibits confusion and discomfort in their presence.
Addendum
Mobile Task Force agents successfully planted a covert listening device in SCP-6662’s
backpack during an October operation near Prague.
Researchers have since discovered that SCP-6662 habitually narrates its thoughts, feelings,
and actions aloud (and at great length) when it believes itself to be alone.
The following transcript is taken from a small selection of these recording.
Revisions to documentation are underway pending further research.
The sun sits at the horizon’s edge, threatening to plunge the sky into darkness.
I retreat to the quietude of a nearby cave.
I do not wish to see the stars tonight.
I cannot bear to look upon them—nor for them to look upon me.
Night is when the questions come.
Night is when I doubt.
How long has it been now?
How many years, if a year can even be called a year?
The sun rises and sets so slowly in this world.
Everything beneath it is staggered to match its tempo, even myself.
More so as my spirit continues to falter and my memories of the old world grow dimmer.
Perhaps it's a blessing to forget the past.
Every time my mind begins to drift toward reminiscence, my psyche instinctively seizes
up in self-defense at the mere anticipation of it.
It's as though heartache radiates off my memories like heat from a flame, like the sting you
feel before you're burnt.
When I push too far, when my thoughts are close enough to brush the surface of those
memories—our years of travels together, your knowing smile piercing through my bravado,
the gentle tartness of a raspberry ruby marshmallow—I recoil from the searing pain and draw myself
back to the present.
My instinct as a seeker is to press ever forward.
Each fresh dawn is a call to a new day.
A new adventure.
A new breakfast.
Just as no day can be relived, no breakfast can be re-eaten, no matter how balanced it
may be.
There was a time when I would have said that life is but a journey from one breakfast to
the next.
But now?
I have explored the darkest jungles and braved the deepest tombs this world has to offer,
but the only frosted oat doubloons that can be found are the pictures which yet ache in
the back of my head.
What good is a journey when the destination no longer exists?
Why should I keep my eyes to the present when everything I seek can only be found in the
past?
Years continue to pass utterly wasted as I desperately cling to my sense of purpose,
scouring every inch of this damned plane for what I know I will never find.
That is why I retreat deeper into the depths of the earth, afraid to even glimpse the moonlight:
the stars mustn't see me live this miserable parody of the life I once knew.
You mustn't see.
But time has worn down my walls.
Even in the darkness I can feel the approaching heat of the questions which most scorches
my soul.
When one's purpose for living has been stolen, is it possible a new one may be found?
It cannot be.
It mustn't be.
Because if it is, if I am presently able to determine my role in life, then it has always
been a possibility.
A second question naturally follows, unbidden, before I can stop myself—
If the focus of my life was mine to choose, what would my heart desire above infinite
possibilities?
—and I am burnt to cinders.
Within the answer lies an inferno, one with has raged long before the question was ever
asked, and it consumes me entirely.
The memories come unbidden.
They cannot be restrained.
There stands Samuel, his once-colorful beak cracked and faded, his old bent back stooped
even further in grief over three small dead likenesses of himself, albeit only for a fleeting
moment before he turns his back and resumes his solemn journey.
That bastard leprechaun, keeper of gold and ancient fetiches, grins at us from the forest's
edge, his pointed teeth stained strawberry red with the blood of silly rabbits and foolish
children.
Dear Horatio, far too important to have time for children, but far too humble to care,
recites by candlelight his grand tales of seafaring exploits, planting the seeds of
your own ambitions as a captain.
And now I see you descend from the treetops with terrifying ease, snatching a bowl of
treasure from the claws of an unsuspecting child, your eyes lighting up in anticipation
of the grin I gladly grant you.
Then here we lay peacefully on the Arctic slope, gazing up at the stars, dreaming of
the future predestined for you since birth.
What may it have meant, then, that I was gazing at you all the while?
My mind is overtaken entirely by images of you and us, our trials and triumphs, our laughter
and our tears.
How much we faced together!
The great tiger, the sly elves, the undead noble in his high castle—none who dared
oppose us could match our combined strength.
The final scene — I’m unprepared.
You smile at me for the final time, taking your bag from my arms as you walk to the launch
pad.
I’m genuinely happy for you, so proud to see the years of training and struggle pay
off.
This version of me doesn’t understand loss yet.
He doesn’t recognize the heavy void in the pit of his heart.
He doesn’t even realize that he wants to cry.
For all the pain this world has made me suffer, for all the ugly truths of the universe it
has laid bare, perhaps the worst lesson it has taught me is the concept of family.
Moms and Dads and the children they call their own.
Souls tied together by blood and bond; forcefully, at times, but also by choice.
Had I known all that back then, had I known of the endless potential offered by the gift
of life, untethered from the artificial limits imposed on us by the roles we were assigned
without consent, free from the oppressive idolatry of the so-called most important meal
of the day—
I would have gladly forfeit my final days of pineapple pearls, choco-tastic treasure
chests, and fruity fiesta gemstones.
I would have made my destination the warmth of your gaze and my purpose the pursuit of
your smile.
I would have followed you to the stars.
I emerge from my cave, my burning heartache now tempered to a strange warmth, questions
of shame turned to those of hope.
If there are many worlds, could they share the same sky?
If you can see me from where you are, I want you and your honey-coated constellations to
gaze down at this weary dog with a smile.
Whatever boundaries of space and time were broken for me to learn these lessons, I will
break them again.
I will snap every joint in the skeleton of reality between my bloody jaws until I am
at your side in the kosmos.