Ah.
I just needed a breath of fresh water.
Ah.
[chomping]
[mumbling]
That'll take care of it. .
[mumbling]
Don't do it. Don't do it! Don't do it!
[chomping]
Well, I do'd it.
[laughing]
Time for stronger measures.
[mumbling]
Alright, self, let's see ya get out of that one.
[grunting]
Whoa, SpongeBob, are you okay?
[gasping]
Fred, your nails. They're so... beautiful.
Aw, thanks. I really pride myself on--
My nails!
[laughing]
Must bite nails!
[laughing]
[humming]
Give me the works, Ethel.
Ugh, my nails are in terrible shape.
Ah.
Ooh, that feels good.
[chomping]
E-E-Ethel, you know I like to keep my nails long--
[screaming]
SpongeBob!
[screaming]
Uh, so...
when should we schedule your next appointment?
[growling]
[screaming]
[mumbling]
SpongeBob!
Trying out a new look with your face?
[chomping]
I like it!
Oh, Patrick, I can't stop... biting my fingernails.
Hmm. Mm-hmm. Ha! I know just what you need!
Oh! La, la, la, la, la.
[chattering]
Glove World! makes me forget all my troubles... and my name.
You're right.
I've forgotten all about biting my... nails!
[howling]
Yah!
[grunting]
[screaming]
Hey you, gimme that!
Knuckle 22 to base.
We've got a nail-biter in Pinky Land.
[screaming]
[carnival music playing]
Uh!
[chomping]
I think... I think... I need help.
[chomping]
- Cheeks residence. - Sandy!
[chomping]
Hmm.
[chomping]
Aw.
[chomping]
Don't worry, SpongeBob.
We'll stop your nail-biting habit
quicker than a jet-powered jackrabbit!
This'll keep your fingers out of your kisser.
I sure hope so.
Ah.
Um.
[mumbling]
Oh. Uh-uh.
Tell me he ain't doing what I think he's doing.
Oh, he's good.
[chomping]
SpongeBob, that's just plain wrong.
Yah!
I guess we're gonna have to watch you
like Mr. Krabs watches his bank account!
[mumbling]
Huh?
[growling]
[snoring]
Huh?
[snoring]
[mumbling]
What, what?! Where'd he go?
[mumbling and chomping]
Hi, Sandy.
It's high time we got you some professional help.
This doctor's the best hypnotherapist
in Bikini Bottom. He'll sort out your bad habit.
The doctor will see you now, Mr. SquarePants.
[chomping]
Oh, please relax, Mr. SquarePants.
[chomping]
Now, what seems to be the trouble?
Doctor, I can't stop...
I can't stop...
I can't stop biting my nails! I don't know what to do!
[chomping]
Well, let us take a peak into your subconscious
and see what is causing your problem.
Keep your eyes on the watch, Mr. SquarePants.
Watch the watch,
- Mr. SquarePants. - Watch the watch...
- Watch the watch... - Watch the watch.
Watch the watch.
What seems to be troubling you, Mr. SquarePants?
I can't stop... biting my... nails.
Why do you want to bite your nails?
Stuck in dead-end job. Work in a grease trap.
Go on.
Tentacles hurt.
Tentacles? Hmm, interesting.
Neighbor... SpongeBob... annoying.
But aren't you SpongeBob, Mr. SquarePants?
No... I am Squidward.
[gasping]
Mr. SquarePants!
Obviously, you have subconsciously internalized
Mr. Squidward's problems as your own.
When I snap my fingers,
you'll realize you are not Squidward.
You are SpongeBob,
and your desire to bite your nails
will poof! Disappear.
[snapping]
[mumbling]
Am I cured?
Yeah, you are cured.
Whoopee! Thanks, Doctor...
Doctor...
Hans?!
[gasping]
Giant, delicious fingernails!