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[NOISE] Look at this,
side of Edge's head is all banged up.
>> Man, what the hell?
On the right shoulder.
>> What is this about?
>> Edge going tremendous on Christian here.
>> He's your partner Edge, what you're doing?
>> What an egomaniac.
>> Look out.
>> My God.
[SOUND]
>> Both men have left it all in and
out of the ring tonight.
>> Both men, no disqualification.
>> And now, a little of his own medicine.
My God.
>> No. >> What the hell is Edge doing here?
>> No, my God.
>> This is ugly.
[SOUND] An Edgecution, Edgecution, an Edgecution from the top of the ladder.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Eddie Guerrero,
getting headfirst and Edge, wins.
[SOUND] A hellacious match, a hellacious match.
>> Here is your winner, Edge.
>> What a match.
[SOUND]
>> My God, what's gonna happen?
>> Look out, my God.
[SOUND] >> Edge
with the World title belt catching Batista right between the eyes.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> One, two, three.
>> And now Chavo the count.
[SOUND] My God, my God, Edge has just beaten Batista.
>> The winner of this match and still World Heavyweight Champion,
the Rated-R Superstar, Edge.
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[SOUND] >> My God, look at this.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> He's got Kane in that wheelchair.
>> Did you see the look on Edge's face?
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Look at this, look at this,
look at this.
>> My God, my God.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> [SOUND]
>> Jeff pulling the ladder underneath him.
[NOISE] But Bubba Ray Dudley.
[NOISE] >> Look at Edge.
>> My God.
Edge from the 20 foot ladder with a Spear on Jeff Hardy.
For the love of God, Jeff Hardy may be broken, smacked down in half.
[SOUND] >> What are you doing?
>> What is Edge doing?
>> Edge has got those shears.
>> He's not a barber.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Wait.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Here it is, my.
>> Wait I can't see anything.
>> Edge is turning Kurt Angle bald.
>> No.
>> My goodness gracious.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Edge making this thing right.
>> Look at Edge, shaving, come on.
>> Hair conditioner, folks.
>> Now what?
>> [NOISE] >> That's not mousse either.
>> You don't need mousse anymore.
>> [APPLAUSE]
[SOUND]
>> The Phenom,
in matter of moment, moments away from recapturing the gold.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Mg Lord.
[SOUND]
>> Edge will Spear John Cena over and
over again if he has to.
And again.
>> Cover.
>> One, two, three.
>> He got him.
[SOUND]
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>> My God, what has happened here tonight?
>> Here is your winner and the new WWE Champion, Edge.
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