*pop*
AJ: Ugh, darn it.
AJ: Ah fart, I just stabbed myself with the-
Peter: Awh.
AJ: Ah fart.
Peter: Lovely fart. (LOL that's what I heard. XD)
Sparrow: So quiet...
Sparrow: ...you could murder someone here.
Peter: Ooh, hold on.
Peter: Sorry...
AJ: That sucked.
AJ: *laughing* I can't even see and I could tell that!
Peter: *giggling*
Peter: *on phone* No, thank you.
Peter: I just hang up on him. I didn't even think I'd get reception out here. Whatever.
Peter: *grumbling* I don't want a TV!
AJ: Oh, I missed it.
Sparrow: *unintelligible*
AJ: *unintelligible grumbling*
AJ: Oh fart. (Peter: Ooh.)
AJ: Ah fart. *laughing*
Sparrow: *more unintelligible words*
Peter: He does now.
AJ: He does when his dog is lost. *laughing*
AJ: That still sucked.
Peter: Yes.
AJ: Ah fart. Almost lost it.
AJ: *whispers* Ah fart.
AJ I get my arm out of there.
(AJ: Um-) Sparrow: Oh my God. Oooh my God. Ooookay... I'm good now.
Peter: What?
Sparrow: There's a spider.
Peter: Where?
Sparrow: There.
Peter: You want me to like, kill it?
Sparrow: It's small. (Peter: Oh, okay.) I just moved away. (Peter: Okay.) I'm 'right now. (Peter: Alright.)
AJ: Oh, how could you?
Peter: I just got that on camera.
*AJ and Peter laughing*
Sparrow: Are you doing the Slender Boogie? *audio playing in background*
Peter: AJ! *AJ making beatbox sounds and dancing*
Sparrow: *off camera* No one likes you!
AJ: *disappointed* Oh...
AJ: But... I'm the popular Slenderman!
Peter: You're not very Slender!
AJ: *disappointed* Oh...
Sparrow: You smell like a boisterous, diarrhea infested blobasaurus Rex! (Probably spelt everything wrong XD)
AJ: Oh my!
AJ: I... was unaware of that.
Peter: It kinda gives you away when you're like, stalking people.
AJ: Whew!
Peter: Yeah...
AJ: Stalking people on the internet is my new past time, because there they can't... Smell me!
AJ/Slender: Ahh!
Sparrow: *screams and runs away*
Peter: Hold on, hold on, hold on, come back, come back, come back, come back-
*bleep*
Sparrow: I'm short. (Me too Sparrow, me too XD)
Peter: Yeah I know, I know, I'm not-
AJ: Do you want me to hug her? (Peter: No, no, stop, stop!) *AJ laughs*
Sparrow: No, you're supposed to be taller than me. (Peter: No- *stutter* okay.)
*AJ humming song*
AJ/ Slender: Ahh!
Sparrow: *screams and runs away again* AJ: *mumbling as if he's speaking*
*Sparrow continues to scream*
AJ: *'Cuckoo' sign, mumbles as if he's speaking*
Sparrow: *bleep* this!
Peter: That was great!
Peter: She totally didn't say that...
AJ: *laughs while mumbling*
AJ: Does that look okay?
Peter: Almost... (AJ: Careful, that's poison oak, isn't it?)
Peter: Oh! Right!
Peter: Good call!
Peter: Sparrow, when you lean out, lean out further than normal.
Peter: Yeah.
Peter: Er, not that much, not that much.
*Sparrow giggling*
Sparrow: Maybe I should be "Holy *bleep* what just happened" almost.
(That was hard to decipher, and that's what I heard XD)
AJ/Slender: Ahh!
Sparrow: *screams while laughing*
Peter: Stop, stop, stop, stop!
*more screaming from AJ/Slender and Sparrow*
*Peter sighs*
*Peter's voice in background*
AJ: Awh, doesn't make a sound. *laughing*
Peter: One more time.
Peter: Do that again.
AJ: *mumbling* Alright, and... Action.
AJ: Darn it! Oh, fart, fart-
AJ: Alright, let's just get another stupid thing.
Peter: Ow!
AJ: You okay?
Peter: *whimpers* Take this.
*AJ mumbling* (Sparrow: That was really bad.) Peter: Take this!
AJ: You were right on *laughing through his words* the branches.
*Peter grunting in pain*
Sparrow: Let me help you.
Peter: *weakly* Help me.
*Peter grunting as he struggles to get up*
AJ: *laughter* Did you round up all the branches?
*more laughter* AJ: Did you put this pile here?
Peter: No! I thought I moved everything!
Sparrow: Can I see your back?
Peter: I'm fine, I'm sure.
Sparrow: I just wanna- I just wanna see, make sure that you're fine.
*Peter grunting*
*giggling*
Peter: *bleep* *bleep* it!
Peter: Like I said, I'm fine, just scratches and cuts and stuff, but-
*AJ and Peter mumbling*
AJ: I can't believe you fell on top of all of this crap. *laughing*
*Peter laughing*
Sparrow: Well, we really don't need a 'behind you' shot because- (Peter: We don't. Well, I mean- I'll- Messy's fine, because I'll be running away.)
Peter: For the 'one behind me' shot. (Sparrow: Well, I didn't- I meant like, if you were filming it-)
*Peter still grunting in pain, laughing a little*
Peter: Oh, we're still rolling. *laughing*
Sparrow: You moved faster than last time- (Peter: Yeah. Which is why I ended up on a pile.)
*Peter singing in background, AJ singing along*
Peter: Are you aiming the light at me, AJ? Can you do it?
AJ: Trying to. (Peter: Okay.)
AJ: Raaaagh! (Peter: Ahh!)
AJ: There! *fumbles with torch* Whoops. Sorry, again.
AJ: Raaaagh!
Peter: Aaaaahh!
*AJ still growling as Peter trips, laughter ensues*
AJ: Those branches... *laughter*
*laughter in background* Sparrow: I love you!
*I don't know what AJ said here*
Peter: *laughing* Ah, FML.
Peter: Today, I ran away from Slender and tripped twice. FML.
AJ: Dead, yo!
Peter: Ah! Ah, woah! *giggle*
Sparrow: I'm not confident-
*playback audio*
*Peter laughing*
Peter: Ah, that turned bad.
AJ: I said, I think it'll be fine, right?
Peter: Great job. (AJ: Ahh!)
Peter: Well, AJ beat me. So, I'm respawning,
Peter: But I'm using a different (blowdout?), i.e, instead of the filmmaker, I'm now The Beard.
Sparrow: Oh...
Peter: To see if that will beat him.
Sparrow: Oh, I guess that makes sense.
Peter/The Beard: *growls and tackles AJ* (AJ: Ahh-)
*AJ and Peter laughing*
Sparrow: Bunch o' dweebs!
AJ: Cut! *Peter laughing* What'cha doing the crotch! (I don't understand what anyone's saying anymore XD)
Peter: *unintelligible for the most part* -half a beard. *laughing*
AJ: Hm...
Peter/The Beard: Oooogh! (AJ: Ahh!)
*AJ and Peter mumbling* Sparrow: Sorry!
Peter: What?
Sparrow: I apologise for the- the-
*Sparrow gets cut off* AJ and Peter: Oh!
Sparrow: Hi, I'm Miss Bird, I'm behind camera!
*all laughing*
AJ: Hey, we're the AVByte brothers, thanks for watching. *laughter*
AJ: Fart! *laughing while still talking*
Peter: *bleep* *bleep* it!
AJ: Running into you, I'm like-
Peter: Yep, that paused for just long enough.