>> James: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A PHENOMENAL STAND-UP COMEDIAN.
HER JUNO AWARD-WINNING ALBUM, "LIL BIT OF BUDDLE," IS ON SALE
AND STREAMING NOW.
PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY, SOPHIE BUDDLE.
>> HAVE YOU EVER, I MEAN HI, HAVE YOU EVER ASKED YOUR
SIGNIFICANT OTHER IF THEY HAVE ANY SECRET SEXUAL THINGS?
THAT THEY LIKE TO DO?
LIKE IF YOU FEEL LIKE BEING IN A FIGHT FOR ONE WEEK?
SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE T I ASKED MY BOYFRIEND IF HE HAD
SOMETHING.
AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A SCHOOL GIRL FANTASY.
AND I WAS LIKE OOH, GROSS.
OOOH, YOU SAID THAT.
BECAUSE OF OUR AGE.
BUT I WILL DO IT.
I WILL DO IT RIGHT AWAY.
CUZ I WANT TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
(LAUGHTER) >> SOMETIMES AS A GROWN UP LADY
YOU HAVE TO TACT LIKE A LITTLE BABY.
BUT IT'S PART OF GROWING UP.
AND SO I WAS LIKE WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR, LIKE PIG TAILS AND
LIKE-- -- BACKPACK?
IS THAT-- IS THAT WHAT YOU LIKE?
AND HE WAS LIKE NO, ACTUALLY I WOULD JUST REALLY LOVE IT IF YOU
WENT BACK TO SCHOOL.
(LAUGHTER) BIG FIGHT, NOT GOING TO DO IT.
SO OKAY, HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN CHEATED ON?
GREAT, I JUST LIKE TO GET EVERYONE FEELING GOOD AT THE
SAME TIME.
I GOT CHEATED ON TOO.
I DON'T THINK IT YOU SHOULD-- IF YOU GET CHEATED ON, IF YOU A
GIRL, IF ARE YOU BOY-- SORRY.
YOU KNOW.
GIRLS DON'T EVEN LIKE HAVING SEX, THEY JUST DO IT TO BE MEAN.
BUT IF YOU ARE A GIRL, AND YOU GET CHEATED ON, THAT IS YOUR ONE
TIME IN SOCIETY WHEN YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO BE CRAZY.
THAT IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE.
THERE'S SO MUCH MUSIC OUT THERE TO TELL YOU HOW TO BEHAVE.
IF YOU GET CHEATED ON.
THERE IS USUALLY MUSIC IS LIKE SHAKE YOUR BOOBIES AROUND AND
YOUR [BLEEP].
WHAT, YOU DON'T LIKE JAZZ?
YOU KNOW, BUT AS SOON AS YOU GET CHEATED ON EVERY SONG IS
LIKE-- OKAY, SONG, YOU'RE CRAZY BUT I'LL DO IT.
AND THE BEST SONG THAT STILL GETS EVERYBODY ALLIRILED UP IS
THE CARRIE UNDERWOOD SONG, SMASHES UP HER E-BOYFRIEND'S CAR
WHICH BASEBALL BAT, YEAH, RIGHT, I WANT TO DO THAT.
BT I'M NOT AMERICAN, I'M CANADIAN, I DON'T OWN A BASEBALL
BAT.
AND I GOT CHEATED ON BY A CANADIAN SO HE DID NOT HAVE A
CAR.
(APPLAUSE) I JUST CUT UP HIS BUSS ABOUT
PASS T WAS FINE.
>> I THINK THAT MILLENIALS ARE GOING TO MAKE THE BEST PARENTS.
THANK YOU.
GOOD NIGHT.
OKAY.
NO, I THINK MILLENIALS WILL MAKE THE BEST PARENTS BECAUSE WE'RE A
VERY OPEN GENERATION, RIGHT?
SO OUR KIDS ARE GOING TO BE THE FIRST GENERATION OF KIDS THAT
CAN BE WHATEVER THEY WANT SEXUALLY AND LIKE GENDER WISE
AND THAT IS IT.
RIGHT?
AND THAT'S WHERE IT ENDS.
YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE MONEY TO LIKE FEED THEM.
BUT WE'RE GOING TO BE LIKE YOU SLEEP WITH WHOEVER YOU WANT
BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE WORKING AT THE GROCERY STORE
PROBABLY FOR A LONG TIME.
WE'RE LIKE WHAT, ARE YOU NONBINARY, THAT'S SICK, YOU'RE
ALSO NONGOING TO UNIVERSITY.
SORRY.
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE MUMMEE LOVES HER AVOCADO TOAST.
I DON'T WANT TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE COFFEE.
AND SO OUR KIDS ARE ALSO GOING TO BE THE FIRST GENERATION OF
KIDS TO BE PROPERLY EDUCATED ABOUT THE INTERNET.
RIGHT.
BECAUSE WE WERE NOT, AT ALL.
LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAD AT YOUR SCHOOL.
AT OUR SCHOOL WE JUST HAD ONE ASSEMBLY WHERE OUR PRINCIPAL
JUST CAME OUT AND WAS LIKE, DO NOT SEND NUDE PHOTOS.
OF YOUR BODY TO MR. SCOTT ANY MORE, SOPHIE.
AND I WAS LIKE OH, SO HE IS GETTING THEM.
OKAY, THAT'S ALL FOR ME, THANKS A LOT,
>> James: SOPHIE BUDDLE, EVERYONE YOU CAN SEE HER LIVE AT
REVOLUTION HALL IN PORTLAND, OREGON DECEMBER 4TH.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.