Last week, Donald Trump got on Truth social and begged Congress to save his behind by
launching investigations into, as he called them, the witch hunts, taking place. The,
the Manhattan DA's office, the D o j Georgia. He wanted Congress, according to this truth,
social post, to investigate all of the investigations into him because he's terrified, which makes
it even funnier that like two days after he put that post on truth, social, Trump went
up to his Bedminster golf course in New Jersey where he told a crowd gathered there that
I keep telling people I don't want any help. Oh, don't you worry, I got this. Here's Trump's
comments. And, and just for a little context, he had been talking about, you know, his horrible
legal team, the lawyers leaving him, the lawyers refusing him. So this is how he tried to play
that off. He says, I tell all these people, they all come in, they wanna help the biggest,
some of the biggest people, the biggest law firms, the biggest lawyers. I say, listen,
I don't need any help. I don't want any help in campaigns.
So he begs congress like, you guys gotta do something. Get the witch hunts gone. Help
me, save me, please. And then of course, when nobody's looking, he is like, yeah, you know,
I really don't even need any help. I, uh, I pretty much got this under control. You
know, look at me, I'm big bad Donald Trump, right? These people, the biggest people, I
don't know. I don't even know what that means. Biggest people, um, just like these giants
are walking up to Donald Trump, like, let me be your lawyer. And he is like, thank you,
gentle giant, but I don't need you. I'm better than that. Uh, no, he is not. And by the way,
Donald, yes, you do need help. I hope you don't get it. Like, don't get me wrong, I
do not want you to get the help that you need. And, and I mean that in so very many different
ways.
But you are struggling to find good lawyers. You got rejected by multiple different law
firms down here in the state of Florida. Some of them rejected you based on politics alone,
even though they supported you according to the reports. One lawyer said, look, I would
love to represent the guy. I think I could easily win this case. But, you know, my wife
would divorce me if I ended up working for him, so I would never do it. Um, but you can't
go out there and honestly try to convince people that you don't need help on your legal
team. Your only competent lawyers have left you the one of whom, uh, the one you have
left that was semi competent Taina proved in the Eugene Carroll case that he's not that
great. Like I, I don't even know how he flubbed that so badly. But he did. What, what do you
have left? You have the parking garage lawyer, uh, Alina Haba. You got a cu, you got Evan
Corcoran who might actually be working
As a witness against you. You have Christina Bob who doesn't understand how the Presidential
Record Act works. So yeah, you need those big lawyers to come up and help you. You need
Congress to help you. But the reason of course Trump is saying he doesn't need any help is
because he's big bad Donald Trump. So that way, when all of this is over, if he prevails,
he can say, I did it by myself. If somebody swoops in to save him, he doesn't get to take
that credit. That other person, that other entity is gonna step up and be like, we saved
Donald Trump before he even has a chance to do it. So that's why he's talking out of both
sides of his mouth right now. He desperately needs help. He knows he needs help, but he
can't admit he needs help because then it makes him look weak. So he puts out that post
on truth social. I hope Congress will now investigate, but we really know that that's
him begging Congress to do something, to do anything, to bail him out of this mess. And
by the way, those lawyers, he say that keep coming up to him, I think it's pretty safe
to assume that those people don't actually exist. Because if a competent lawyer walked
up to Donald Trump right now and said, I'd like to represent you, he wouldn't even hesitate
to add them to his crumbling legal team. I.