A: Welcome to brand new show
G: (sings) Is This What You Want?
A: With Gaby and Allison, from Just Between Us
A: I'm hoping at some point the name of what we do
A: is so long no one even bothers to watch it
G: 'Cause now it's called "Is This What You
G: Want With Gaby and Allison A: Want with Gaby and Allison
G: from Just Between Us" A: from Just Between Us"
G: Yeah
G: I-T-W-Y
A: I'm not keeping track
G: F-J-B-U
G: Ooh! FJBU
A: A lot of people are probably thinking that right now
(Theme Music)
A: This week we're going to be doing an interview
A: I guess there are some channels where people get interviewed
G: Mhm!
A: Name one
A: Between two ferns
G: CNN
A: I know what you're thinking
A: Who are Gaby and Allison going to interview for their interview attempt?
G: A big name celeb?
A: Guess
G: A famous educator?
A: It's just gonna be me
G: Welcome to Gaby's Interview Show
G: Today we're going to be talking to
G: The wildly successful vlogger Allison Raskin
G: Raskin or Ruskin?
A: It's Raskin
A: I'm actually, I'm not a vlogger
G: That's interesting because you make videos on YouTube, so
A: Right, but there are, um
A: There's a lot of different type of content on YouTube
G: Right but you talk to camera in your Monday videos
G: so wouldn't you classify that as a vlog?
A: That's a very good point
A: I would actually say that what we've historically done on our Monday show
A: is do a sketch format, so like, it's a fake advice show, and then
A: we're able to um, kind of have our odd couple banter
G: So it's not real?
G: So all of it is insincere and you're mocking your audience?
A: No, no, no. Okay, well,
A: When you have a creative partner sometimes there's going to be like a
A: push and pull. And so my partner, (you)
A: um, prefers real advice, and so there's often, you know, it's
A: I'd say that the show is unclear and had no real direction
A: and that's honestly why we stopped doing it
G: Is it fun having OCD?
A: No! (laughs) Um,
A: It's not, it's not fun having OCD
G: I feel like I have OCD, too
G: because I like to count to fall asleep
A: I think that sometimes people confuse
A: just like, little neuroses with an actual mental illness
G: I don't know, sometimes I have to like,
G: go and check if my straightener's actually turned off and I'm just like
G: "Ugh, my OCD is crazy!"
A: Well I think, you know, maybe you could go talk to a professional
A: and see if you need help
G: No, I'm just like OCD, I'm not like "OCD"
A: Great
G: Do you think your bangs are a crutch?
A: Yes
G: Are you actually single and if not, why are you pretending to be single
G: thus culturally appropriating singlehood?
A: Oh my god
A: Am I currently single?
A: No, I'm not currently single
A: But-
G: Punch in. Here, Alan, is where we would punch in
G: and then punch back out, just like, to get her eyes
G: You know what I mean?
A: I haven't explicitly said in the couch show, recently,
A: that I'm single
G: Why are you-
A: So I'm not lying
A: Like if you, when you ask me directly, I'm answering
G: Why are you alone if you're so pretty?
A: I'm not alone! Oh my god-
G: I'm a random man on the Internet-
A: You're not!
G: and I would marry you, and so I'm just curious why you feel like
G: you're being too picky
G: What I'm doing is acting out a scenario wherein one of our many commenters who
G: is a random man you don't know on the Internet who is like,
G: "This girl wants to be married, I would marry her,
G: so why wouldn't she marry me? Too picky. Bit of a bitch.
G: Bit of a gold digging bitch."
A: You would marry one of the random commenters on the Internet?
G: This isn't my interview
A: I should just, because I'm single I should just marry any guy?
G: So do you have to turn the lights on and off when you leave places-
A: No!
G: How can you have a dog if you have OCD?
A: Well I'm actually really glad that you asked that question
A: That question has some actual merit.
A: I got my dog in large part, to help with exposure therapy
A: and having her and being exposed to her germs and being exposed
A: to the dirt that she brings into my home has actually been
A: really wonderful for my OCD and it's made it a lot better
G: Seems suspicious but okay
A: What about that is suspicious?
G: Seems fake, seems like you're faking your OCD
G: Who writes the channel?
A: I do
G: Really? You're director?
G: Like, a guy doesn't write it?
G: Like you, a lady, writes this channel?
A: Yeah I've written, I'd say, 80% of the channel
A: and Gaby's written about 20% of the channel
G: But a, you're a lady, you're a lady and you wrote this channel
A: I've written 95% of the channel
G: You're a woman and you wrote this A: I've written 100% of the channel
G: Have you ever thought about maybe writing a television show
G: or getting on SNL or writing a movie? A: I've
A: Yes
G: Did you really get a nose job or is that a joke?
(Notebook Slams)
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A: I don't think you're even gay
G: I'm bi, don't erase bisexuality
G: Whoo! (laughs)