s: pool day h: we're at the mall
h: well, pool day is a little misleading s: pool day!
h: we're not at the pool yet s: pool day, pool day
h: it's super windy, it might be a... s: pool day!
[intro song] hello, hello, welcome to the show, welcome to the show
welcome to the show, it's time to talk about our lives [Chloe bark]
h: now we're a little more protected from the wind
s: look at my hair [laughs] h: I know, we're windblown
s: um, we lost our bathing suits h: in the move, can't find them
h: have no idea where they are, we waited 3 weeks trying to come across them
s: they're gone h: yeah
s: you saw Hannah in a bathing suit, that was borrowed from a friend
h: it was borrowed [laughs] so now we are finally just gonna go buy a bathing suit each
h: so we can use our pool cause it's like 85 degrees today
s: I'm gonna get the cheapest one I can find, but I am holding onto hope
s: that they are somewhere h: I mean they are somewhere, but they're not..
s: we have opened every box that they could be in
h: but they're not anywhere that we could find so into the store we go
h: I'm also in the market for some socks so this is exciting
h: I'm very particular about my socks and I currently only have 1 pair
h: that I like and wear, I need thin ones, like these might be a perfect fit
s: are you vlogging about your socks? h: [laughs]
h: yeah, I mean if I'm gonna buy them I thought I would explain why
s: well I bet this has been interesting for all of you
s: enjoy, I'll be doing other things [laughs]
h: I'm gonna go with these, these look like the right kind
s: what made them the right ones? h: thin and not too high cut
h: and white s: they look like they fit that, yup
[music]
s: ohhh h: I love it
s: nailed it h: I'm gonna buy this one
s: well, our job is done h: but I'll try the others on just in case
h: but I do love it, ready? s: ohhh
h: ignore the crack of the pantywear s: very nice
h: I love this one s: it reminds me of like, a greek goddess
h: yeah, cause it's white? s: you look like athena, maybe?
h: [laughs] I don't think that athena wore bikinis like this
h: she was the goddess of war s: medusa?
h: not that either, but okay s: venus?
h: sure s: uranus?
h: alright
s: oh oh h: not a huge fan of this one
s: no?
h: I feel like I'm wearing 2 big clam shells, it's just heavy and weird
s: clam shells can be nice h: well this one's a no, I hate it
s: nope h: [laughs]
h: last one s: nice, you're amazing
h: yeah, it's fine s: I feel like you already have this one
s: somewhere in our box h: somewhere, yeah
h: meh, not worth it s: yeah, I think the red one was the winner
h: or the white one s: or the white one, oh boy
h: can't decide s: oh geez
h: maybe both s: oh boy
s: okay, now we have to do this with all of my bathing suits
h: nope
s: now it's my turn, it'll be much easier, first one I see I'm getting
[music]
s: I think we have a winner h: that's not even a swim suit
s: no for like after I get out of the pool
h: [laughs]
h: ah, Shane s: oh, I literally like this one right here
h: oh my god s: I'm not kidding
h: that looks big s: no it doesn't
h: what about sharks? s: no, I want this one, look
s: it matches my eyes h: look who else couldn't decide
h: you love them? s: you got two so I get two
h: they're cute s: yep
h: nice, alright, done s: time to find a cash register
s: oh, I like that shirt back there, the white one
h: oh yeah, that is nice
s: I'm getting into my swimsuit now, wait, which swimsuit am I wearing?
s: the first one that I loved h: okay, you've decided?
h: you ready to swim? s: yes
[music]
s: alright, I'd like to call everyone's attention to what is about to happen
s: I am about to almost drown at the hands of my...
s: what I thought was my loving wife and caregiver and protector
h: I don't really know if people are gonna see that and think that you almost drowned
h: we'll let them decide
[music]
s: okay, watching it back again, it doesn't look like that much happened
h: that's because not much did happen, you sunk maybe 2 inches lower
h: than you were supposed to, you shrieked out for help
s: I don't think my ear even touched the water
h: no, and I very quickly jumped into action and pulled you up
s: it was terrifying, though, so
[music]
s: I'm gonna help skim the pool, it's gonna take me a while
s: but Rome wasn't built in a day h: [laughs]
s: oh, I'm dropping it, oh [laughs] h: oh
s: well, this is my first time in the pool, I could not be happier
h: like it? s: it feels amazing
s: it's so relaxing, I can move my arms and legs so much
h: yeah s: ah
h: a lot of people asked how Chloe was enjoying living with her cousin
h: my parent's dog Bella s: her daughter
h: look at them, you can barely see Bella but she's there too
h: Bella is in love with Chloe, it's her favorite thing ever that Chloe is here
h: look at her just gazing at her, Chloe is like neutral toward Bella
h: she likes her, she'll protect her on walks from other dogs
h: she's very protective of her from perceived threats
h: there's never any actual threats
h: I'm not saying that she actually has to protect her
h: but she like gets in front of Bella, like keeps her safe
h: from all the feral dogs in the neighborhood s: [laughs]
h: no, but Chloe has some issues with resource guarding, basically
h: so she doesn't like Bella near her food bowl, or near her special toys
h: some toys are okay, that aren't as good
h: some toys are just for Chloe so, Bella just staring at her
h: so we have to keep Chloe's favorite toys in our closet
h: in her special closet where all of her favorite things are
h: and for meal times, we feed them at the same time
h: but Chloe gets to eat in a closed enclosed room which she loves
h: after she finishes eating she just lays down in there
h: and if we forget about her, she'll lay in there for like an hour
h: does not want to come out, if you try to open the door she won't move
h: she loves her silent spot s: [laughs] very much like her mom
h: very much like me, very content to be in a room by herself
h: is anyone hungry for dinner? are you hungry Chloe?
h: [laughs] I didn't think you'd be hungry, oh my gosh lets go
h: go ahead, lets get dinner, okay I'll follow you, lets get dinner
h: and here's Bella, are you excited? yes, oh my gosh, okay
[music]
h: alright so Chloe's digging in, Bella eats out here, yes you do
h: you eat out here
h: we put sunscreen on your face and you still got a little bit sunburned
s: oh, I have to tell them something h: what?
s: you know how in the last video, the joke was like
s: Shane doesn't like to take allergy pills, blah blah blah
h: uh huh s: like ha ha, Shane sucks
h: [laughs]
s: Hannah said that aloe vera would help my sunburn
s: and I was like mmm, that sounds fake and I said fine, I will be brave
h: are you seriously filming a segment to praise yourself for putting aloe
h: on your burn? s: well no, I'm sort of making fun of myself
s: cause I tried it thinking it would work h: mmm
s: and it did, my face, I mean it's burned
h: but it feels better? s: it feels so nice
h: really, did it actually help? s: it feels good, yeah
h: wow, nice, hmm s: getting better
h: I wouldn't go that far s: I'm becoming an adult
h: at almost 29 s: getting ready for fatherhood
h: okay, oh my god, I don't know what Shane is trying to start
h: but he's kidding, we literally just made a video called
h: please stop investigating our pregnancy and then you go and say
h: I'm preparing for fatherhood s: okay
h: you're sending some mixed signals
s: all I'm saying is that when there are little ones
h: uh huh s: running around that you're responsible for
h: uh huh, you have to put aloe on? s: they might need aloe
h: [laughs] s: and as a father I have to be ready to say
s: this will help, I know it sounds fake h: now you've tested it
h: so you know that it helps s: it will help
s: allergy pills are still fake, don't listen to mommy about that
h: oh my god s: don't take the allergy pills
h: ohhh, nope
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