Nerf crossbow versus the Easy-Bake Oven.
>> All right, so I love Easy-Bake Ovens, getting to cook the little muffins and
stuff, it was such a good time.
But being able to go outside and pop one of your friends in the back when they're
not looking with one of those Nerf crossbows, there's nothing better.
Especially when you get hit with one too and you know that you've had it for
a while and you know they only have that one arrow, so now you have the arrow and
they can't get you, now you're fighting over who gets the arrow or the bow,
those type of little childish arguments, you can't beat those.
So I'm gonna go Nerf, Nerf.
>> Mm-hm.
>> We already know where Kofi's going, so.
>> You're damn right.
>> RIP to Easy-Bake Oven.
>> You're damn right.
>> But, once again, we need a female perspective.
I can't tell you all the times where my belly was empty,
the times when my stomach was grumbling.
>> [LAUGH] >> The time where I said I don't know
if I'm gonna make it the rest of the day.
>> [LAUGH] >> My God.
>> And you know what came through for me?
Do you know what helped to nourish my little stomach?
>> Bro.
>> Do you know what helped put nutrients in my stomach so
I could be here today in front of you talking on this here podcast?
Do you know what sustained me, what gave me life,
what allowed me to continue breathing, inhaling oxygen, exhaling CO2?
Do you want to know the one thing that was responsible for it?
It wasn't a Nerf crossbow that kept me alive, Kof and Woods, it was not.
What it was that fed my little stomach was those Easy-Bake meals,
those Easy-Bake desserts.
>> [LAUGH] >> Are you saying that you didn't, like,
your family didn't make food for you?
>> [LAUGH] >> You just ate
from the Easy-Bake Oven for [CROSSTALK] >> You're on your own.
>> What I'm saying was- >> [CROSSTALK] pot roast,
here's some packets of sprinkles for your Easy-Bake Oven.
>> [LAUGH] >> I'm saying of course we had food, but
you never know.
It could have been the one day I didn't have the blood sugar to keep going and
what helped sustain me was Easy-Bake Oven.
And I owe you my life, Easy-Bake, so I appreciate that.
If you want a percentage of my income that's a little too far, but
we can talk because I wouldn't be here without you, Easy-Bake.
>> Wow.
>> And I wanna salute you, I wanna put my hand to my temple, to my dome, and
I'm putting it, just so you know it's so straight that it's curved,
in honor of you Easy-Bake.
Because you sustained me, you continue to give me life, and
for that I'll never forget you, and I will never forsake you,
and I'll never turn my back on you, Easy-Bake, thank you forever.
>> Right, so what you're saying essentially is that it was a survival tool
for you so it really wasn't a toy,
it didn't seem like it was a game when you're talking about survival.
>> Exactly.
>> Cuz you're questioning on whether these other things are toys or
not, is checkers even a toy?
But the Easy-Bake Oven is a toy, but you're making meals,
you're saying that [CROSSTALK] >> No, let's try it's more than a toy,
it's more than a toy.
>> You said Simon, I want Simon because it helped me be athletic and it helped me and
my athletic prowess and all this, but what did Easy-Bake Oven do for you?
You know what I'm saying, that didn't help you become more of an athlete.
>> [CROSSTALK] Easy-Bake Oven is definitely a toy.
It's a gluttonous toy.
It's a gluttonous toy, sitting around the damn house,
cooking all this food that you don't need to be eating, that's what it is,
that's what it is [CROSSTALK] >> You clearly have never
had an Easy-Bake Oven.
>> [CROSSTALK] you didn't have fun playing with an Easy-Bake Oven, that was gluttony.
The sins, what are they called, the sins, seven deadly sins, what,
gluttony is one of them isn't it, yeah.
Yeah, that was you on the Easy-Bake Oven.
>> You clearly have never encountered an Easy-Bake oven.
>> It's not a toy.
>> You've never seen one, you've never played with one.
>> It's not a toy.
>> Because I don't know what in God's name, what kind of portions you think,
this isn't like Easy-Bake Cracker Barrel.
>> [LAUGH] >> This ain't Easy-Bake buffet.
>> [LAUGH] >> I don't know what the hell
you thought this was.
These things were the size, my little tiny like six-year-old palm
still had plenty of room, these things were tiny little morsels.
And you're here talking about gluttony like we were out there having feasts,
like it was a Country Buffet we sat down to and kicked back.
>> Which is it?
>> You mean you didn't have to pop the button of your jeans
after an Easy-Bake meal?
>> No.
>> Let it out?
>> You said after you were starving an Easy-Bake Oven gave you the sustenance
that you needed, but it was just this little tiny morsel.
Well which one is it, E, was it a meal or was it a little morsel?
>> Thatt's all I needed.
>> Which one is it?
>> That's all I needed.
>> Which one is it?
>> I needed a morsel.
>> Easy-Bake Oven is not a toy, it should never have beaten sledding.
>> You're crazy.
>> Look, when we went to your good friend, the good man, Mike Saber's house and
we went sledding.
We went sledding, you went and you had no shirt on,
you were in your spandex everything.
>> It's too late, sledding is over.
>> I'm just saying the joy that I saw on your face after going sledding just one
time, just one time,
I know you didn't have that same joy with the Easy-Bake Oven, I know you didn't.
>> How dare you?
>> I know you didn't, E, I know you didn't.
>> How dare you?
First of all, you- >> It's a gluttonous toy,
and good riddance.
Let us move on, it's a gluttonous toy.
>> No.
>> Nerf bow.
>> Gluttony.
Nerf Bow.
>> Kof, you weren't there when I took those little cupcakes,
those Easy-Bake cupcakes and shoved them into my mouth,
you don't know the joyful expression I had, how it lit up my world.
>> It was like!
>> [LAUGH] >> Cut that,
[CROSSTALK] >> [LAUGH]
>> Dan, move on.
>> [LAUGH] >> [CROSSTALK] you can keep this.
All right- >> Don't you dare make sour morsels in
my Easy, get it?
E, E!
>> [LAUGH] >> I'm about to leave, I'm about to leave.
>> [LAUGH] >> Condolences.
>> Good thing I had that morsel so I wouldn't faint this time.
>> [LAUGH] >> I feel the power.
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