- Andrew, welcome. - Thanks, James.
Your specialist subject is yourself.
You're trying to stitch me up here, James!
I follow your Twitter closely.
I was lethal after 61 games and one goal.
I had to phone my dad for one of them.
Spent my time covering for you marauding up that left side.
If I put this on and it's Proclaimers, I ain't gonna be happy.
He can be funny some days, other days he can be a pain in the behind.
But he's good fun mostly, we have good fun travelling and stuff.
We spend a lot of time together so it's important that you have good characters
and you fill that time really.
He's the one that kick-starts everything. A natural leader, him and Hendo,
and a fantastic player with a great career, but I think his moaning stands out, for me.
Hoffenheim was before Palace but I'm not sure if he played or not.
So I'm gonna go Crystal Palace.
Palace I knew you played for sure, but Hoffenheim obviously they played before that,
so I wasn't sure if you'd featured in that.
But I ended up on Palace.
I travelled to Hoffenheim, but I was in the stand, me and Wardy,
and Palace was my first game.
Yeah, cos I think I played that game with you, Palace.
You did, yeah.
Spent my time covering for you marauding up that left side.
As normal.
Was I born? I'm gonna say they were comfortable against Sunderland...
and he scored.
My thought process was, Chelsea, big game that might get spoke about a lot,
but youngest goalscorer in the Premier League would get spoke about anyway,
so I've went for a comfortable win against Sunderland.
It was against Sunderland, but then I scored against Chelsea three days later.
Two days later, 28th of December, so it was close.
- They're trying to stitch me up here, James. - Massively, yeah.
I know he loves a roll.
He literally has a roll with anything.
He could be having cereal in the canteen and he'd put cereal in his roll.
I'll go potato scone. Cos I don't know what it is.
I went with potato scone, simply because I don't have a clue what it is.
- You would be right, James. - So what is it?
It's just like potato, it's, like, similar to an English hash brown I suppose,
but it's thinner and... It's hard to explain, James.
So it's a hash brown?
No, it's not a hash brown, it's flat...
You tried to reinvent the hash brown?
It's flat and it's got potato in it.
You put it in the roll - of course you put it in a roll - with sausage. Or have it on its own.
So it's squashed hash brown?
No. No...
It's a potato scone.
So that was correct, yeah? Squashed hash brown.
Yeah!
If it's "Milner 38" I'm losing all respect for him.
I'm gonna go "Yeboah 21".
I don't remember him, but he sounds a bit like a flair player.
So I think Milly, as a midfielder, might have went for Yeboah.
I said, on camera, if it's "Milner 38" I've lost respect for you.
But I don't know, by your reaction, if that might be...
I went for "Yeboah 21".
It was Dorigo.
Was it?! Why?!
I was young and I just liked the way he played.
He was quick and, like yourself, up and down the wing, left-back, so...
All I'll say is, I'm glad it's not "Milner 38"!
I would have walked off if it was that.
Pretty sure it is 26.
I went with 26.
Well, 26 is the closest.
I've actually got 28, so they've messed up!
I said to you the other day, "How many caps have you got for Scotland?"
And I said, "I think 28."
After the last internationals it was 28.
All right, so they need to update their research.
Don't lock this in, but something's telling me Montenegro.
Going with my first instincts, I'm gonna go Montenegro.
And I don't even know how long ago that potentially could have been.
I went Montenegro.
And off their stats, you've probably scored against all three of them.
We've played Montenegro a lot, to be fair.
That's why I went to it, because there was a time over the period where England...
- But the way you're telling me... - Yeah, it's wrong!
It's a good guess but it's wrong.
- Ohh. - Moldova.
That right?
- Moldova? - Yeah.
The fact that you have to ask if it's right or not...
I was lethal after 61 games and one goal.
I'm gonna say he said Trent.
And I'm guessing you've answered this since the other day,
On the plane when we were playing hearts. So I went with Trent.
Look, he's a pup, but come on, he doesn't know how to play the game.
Hendo isn't far behind him, but Trent is by far the worst.
Trent's poor. Joe is not much better but Joe's not on the pool table a lot.
I'm gonna go Trent, has to be Trent. Has to be.
Cos he's miles worse than me.
I said if it's me, I think it's a scandal, because me and you have had quite a few tight games,
and you know I've dominated Trent quite a lot.
Notice how you said "tight games" but you didn't say you beat me.
- I beat you once or twice. - The odd time, yeah.
Did you say me?!
No, no.
- I said Trent. - Get in there!
Yeah, Trent's the whipping boy, to be fair.
Cards or pool, he's having a bad time, isn't he?
Free kick practise he's all right.
Yeah, free kicks he'll be fine.
He loves a "woohoo", and he loves a #ledge,
so I'm gonna go with "got a new number".
This was a tough one. You do say "ledge".
And "woohoo" is your go-to as well.
You said "cheers" at the end of the middle one and I didn't think that sounded like you,
so I went with "got a new number".
I definitely tweeted I've got a new number
I would say "no collab", the bottom one, I never tweeted, the first two I tweeted.
Back in the day.
"Kick-off in ten minutes, brew sorted, come on England."
That's what I'm gonna say.
I had a brainwave, when I was away on holiday in the summer,
I remember you tweeted, "Kick-off in ten minutes, brew sorted..."
Did you not put a picture up with the brew?
Ah-ha, yes!
- There we go, top one. - Well done.
Three out of five.
I'm OK with that.
And I'm just glad he's checking my tweets when he's on holiday.
I follow your Twitter closely.