>>THE STATE OF ALABAMA HAS OFFICIALLY CERTIFIED DOUG JONES
AS THE SENATE -- PERSON WHO WON THE SENATE RACE IN THE STATE,
AND DOUG JONES IS STILL BEING CHALLENGED BY ROY MOORE.
WHICH
IS HILARIOUS.
THE REASON WHY IT'S HILARIOUS IS THAT ROY MOORE
BELIEVES HE DIDN'T LOSE, HE THINGS VOTER FRAUD WAS THE
REASON WHY DOUG JONES WON BY A FAIRLY SMALL MARGIN, 1.5% OF THE
VOTE --
>>SO THAT IS THE FINAL NUMBER, AND ROY MOORE ISN'T HAPPY WITH
THAT, HE DOESN'T THINK IT'S TRUE, HE THINKS IT'S FRAUD, SO
HE FILED A LAWSUIT AND URGED THE STATE OF ALABAMA TO POSTPONE THE
CERTIFICATION --
>>BY THE WAY, HIS ALLEGATIONS OF FRAUD WERE INVESTIGATED AND
NO FRAUD WAS FOUND, HE'S JUST LIKE TRUMP, HE JUST CANNOT
HANDLE THE FACT THAT HE'S A LOSER AND DIDN'T WIN THE VOTE.
AND WHEN I TALK ABOUT TRUMP I'M TALKING ABOUT THE POPULAR VOTE
OBVIOUSLY.
>>THERE'S A BUNCH OF PARTS TO THIS STORY THAT I LOVE.
NUMBER
ONE, IN ORDER FOR YOU TO HAVE CONTEXT AS TO WHO CERTIFIED THE
ELECTION, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IT WAS ALABAMA GOVERNOR KAY
IVEY, WHO SUPPORTED ROY MOORE, WHO SAID YES THE ELECTION
RESULTS ALL ARE CLEAR AND REAL AND DOUG JONES HAS WON.
THE
SECRETARY OF STATE WAS A REPUBLICAN AS WELL, HE
CERTIFIED THE ELECTION.
>>I THOUGHT IT WAS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WHO WERE IN THE
COUNTRY.
>>AND MARXISTS WHO ARE ALL OVER ALABAMA, AND MUSLIMS.
BUT
SOMEHOW RIGHT WING REPUBLICANS ALL AGREED IT WAS A LEGITIMATE
ELECTION.
AND WHEN YOU TURN TO JOHN MERRILL, ROY MOORE SAYS
FRAUD, AND MERRILL SAYS GREAT, I'M A REPUBLICAN, I LIKE TO
PRETEND THERE'S VOTER FRAUD, SO WE SET UP A WHOLE WEBSITE IN
ALABAMA TO STOP VOTER FRAUD, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO GO THERE AND
TELL US THE CASES YOU HAVE IN FRAUD.
AND IN THE LEGAL
COMPLAINT, THIS IS MY SECOND FAVORITE PART OF THE STORY, THEY
ARE LIKE, TREMENDOUS VOTER FRAUD!
AND THEY ARE LIKE, SHOW
US ONE INSTANCE.
WE ARE GOING TO.
BUT THIS IS A LEGAL
COMPLAINT, IF YOU EVER GOING TO SHOW EVIDENCE THIS IS WHEN YOU
WOULD SHOW IT.
YOU AREN'T TALKING TO A REPORTER.
YOU ARE
SUING THEM SAYING THERE'S FRAUD, WHERE IS IT?
THE ONLY THING THEY
CAN POINT TO IS A GUY ON TAPE WHO SAID A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE
COMING IN TO HELP FROM OUT OF STATE.
SO MERRILL, WHO IS A
REPUBLICAN AND CAN'T WAIT TO FIND VOTER FRAUD SO HE CAN DO
VOTER RESTRICTIONS, GOES AND INVESTIGATES AND FINDS THE GUY,
IT TURNS OUT HE LIVES IN ALABAMA AND HAS EVERY RIGHT TO VOTE AND
DIDN'T COMMIT ANY FRAUD AT ALL.
>>I MEAN, COME ON.
IT'S SURPRISING THAT TRUMP DIDN'T
ENDORSE ROY MOORE FROM THE VERY BEGINNING, BECAUSE REMEMBER,
DURING THE PRIMARIES HE ENDORSED LUTHER STRANGE AND THEN
IMMEDIATELY REGRETTED ENDORSING LUTHER STRANGE WHEN ROY MOORE
WON THE PRIMARY.
BUT THE REASON I SAY IT'S SURPRISING THAT TRUMP
DIDN'T ENDORSE HIM FROM THE BEGINNING IS BECAUSE HE'S ALMOST
A CARBON COPY OF TRUMP.
WON'T TAKE PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
EVEN THOUGH REPUBLICANS CLAIM THAT THE PARTY OF PERSONAL
POSSIBILITY, AND CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT HE LOST.
YOU LOST.
IN FACT, HERE'S ANOTHER PART OF THE STORY THAT I PERSONALLY
REALLY ENJOYED.
THERE WERE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T WANT A
DEMOCRAT, BUT THEY DID CAST A PROTEST VOTE, AND THE WAY THEY
DO THAT IS BY WRITING IN A CANDIDATE, RIGHT?
NOW, ACCORDING
TO THE OFFICIAL NUMBERS, 22,819 BALLOTS WERE CAST FOR WRITE IN
CANDIDATES, AND A LOT OF THOSE PEOPLE PUT LUTHER STRANGE AS
THAT CANDIDATE.
JUST TO GO BACK, MOORE LOST BY 21,000 VOTES, AND
22,819 BALLOTS WERE CAST IN THIS PROTEST VOTE WHERE THEY WROTE
PEOPLE IN.
>>EVEN IF THEY HADN'T -- NOT EVERY VOTE WAS FOR LUTHER
STRANGE, MOORE WOULD HAVE LOST ANYWAY, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER,
WRITE INS ARE 100% PART OF THE PROCESS, AND SAD DAY FOR HIM,
WHICH LEADS TO MY THIRD FAVORITE PART OF THE STORY, IN HIS LEGAL
COMPLAINT HE SAYS THESE ELECTION RESULTS MUST NOT BE TRUE BECAUSE
I DIDN'T DO AS WELL AS REPUBLICANS USUALLY DO IN
ALABAMA.
YOU FIGURED THAT OUT, DID YOU, SHERLOCK?
OF COURSE!
BECAUSE THERE WERE ALLEGATIONS OF WHAT A MONSTER YOU ARE, AND
YOU ARE A LUNATIC WHO SAYS THINGS LIKE WE SHOULD GET RID OF
ALL THE AMENDMENTS AFTER THE BILL OF RIGHTS, INCLUDING THE
ONES THAT FREED THE SLAVES.
AND YOU SAY GEORGE SOROS HAS SOME
SORT OF SEXUAL POLITICAL AGENDA AND IS GOING TO HELL FOR BEING
JEWISH, GEE, I WONDER WHY YOU DIDN'T GET AS MANY REPUBLICAN
VOTES AS PEOPLE USUALLY GET IN ALABAMA.
AND TO CRY ABOUT IT
WITH NO EVIDENCE IS TERRIBLE, BUT THAT LEADS PERFECTLY TO
NUMBER FOUR -- SO MANY GOOD PARTS OF ROY MOORE'S LOSS AND
CRYING, AND HE LOOKS A LITTLE TRIGGERED, I HOPE THE SNOWFLAKE
DIDN'T HAVE HIS FEELINGS HURT -- HE CITED A NUMBER OF ELECTION
"ANALYSTS" IN HIS COMPLAINT.
>>THIS IS SO GOOD.
>>YES.
ONE OF THEM WHO SIGNED AN AFFIDAVIT FOR MOORE'S CAMPAIGN
HAS WRITTEN ABOUT ZIONIST CONTROL OF WORLD POLITICS AND
ALLEGED AN ISRAELI ROLE IN THE SEPTEMBER 11 ATTACKS.
THEY PUT
THAT GUY IN LIKE, WE HAVE AN EXPERT.
SO THIS GUY ON TOP OF
EVERYTHING ELSE, DEEPLY ANTI-SEMITIC, BIGOTED, RACIST,
THE LIST GOES ON, AND HE HAS THE NERVE TO WRITE IN HIS COMPLAINT,
I DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T GET AS MANY VOTES AS REPUBLICANS
NORMALLY DO.