TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE
and welcome back to QUICK, DRAW partner!
WHAT?
Oooooo! You like something.. you look like something straight from a anime!
*weird accent* KAIHO! Army of Light!
He's a bull horn
A... a horn horn...
Wait.
Is that why horns are called horns?
...
WHY HAVE I NEVER PUT THAT TOGETHER BEFORE?
Horns like, a brass horn, is called a horn
because people used to blow through like, old animal horns? to make the sound?
Is that really why they're called horns?
Why did I never think about that before?
Oh my god this game is fucking blowing my mind
*laughter*
WHAT?
Hi buddy...
HAVE YOU SEEN, SOMEONE THAT LIKES TO JOKE?
IIIII don't think sooo... Imma just let that guy fap in peace
OOOOH! I found him!
Hi?
[Joker] oooh, kinda cozy in here, isn't it?
YES...
byeee *laughter*
*laughter*
WHAT?
*groan*
Oh God, oh God, almost fucked it up.
Is that a- WOOAAAAAAA!
OHH! And it extended my airtime!
*laugh*
I just cheated
Oh God, the fucking future is weird man!
I don't know if I wanna be part of that!
NOW WATCH ME WHIP!
NOW WATCH ME NAE NAE!
hahahaha HAHAHA! AHAHAHA!
YOU SEEN THIS?
*laugh* this is so cool
HELLO!
UNC UNC UNC UNC
That's nothin... oh! OH!
I have one too!
YOU WANNA GO?
OH I CAN SCAN HIS HEAD!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
OOOH YES!
*SQUEEK*
You know what? Fuck this...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
There you go you sons of bitches. There you go
'cause the people around me are all distracted anyway, so.. why the fuck not
*crash*
*laughter*
Oh the best!
Beep!
Hmm.. yes! Science, science, science, scientific words, scien- I don't need you!
PEW!
Oh, can I climb?
Oh God
Ah!
Aw, man. :(
Are we done?
What do we get?
It's nothiiinnnng! Fuckin' piece of shit.
*lower* WHAT
*dramatic narration*
*in same voice* That's the name of my cow.
*narration continues, only to be broken off as Jack laughs at how right he actually was*
It is the fucking cow! *laughs*
Every joke I make turns into- it comes to fruition! *laughs*
*continues narration as normal*
*normal voice* That, or...
I mean, doesn't have to be a cow.
*back to narration*
*laughing*
"Can only be so social with a cow."
Your whole farm is based around one cow?
*laughing again*
*and narration resumes*
But to take a bite out of my ARM! Fuck's sake! *laughs*
*narration continues*
Not even I, 'cos apparently I forgot where I put the key.
What?
Niiice...
Nice, I fuckin' got this..
Fuckin' got this, wait till you see...
*Laughter*
That was the slowest death ever!
I was turning too!
AHH!!
WOOOHOHOOO!!!
I am feeling alive!
You feel that adrenaline pumping through ya, do ya?
That's how you know...
*whispers* ...that you're still a hero.
K
I think I have to go fast over this..
Earl, get ready.
Get ready...
...TO MUMBO!!
YYEEAAAHH, EARL!!
Oh, you are my--
*record scratch*
NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!
NNOOOOOO HOHOHOHOH!!
It was right there!! *laughter*
I was just about to say "You're my best friend!"
Is this how you treat your "best friend", Earl!?
*SQUEAK*
Hello, little friends.
They're so cute!
I like being down on their level...
..and seeing everything.
HI! *noms*
*chuckle*
Get 'em?
Shoot 'em?
There you go.
God, your guys' aim is terrible!
Aww, it's so cute!
Death is so cute!
I love it. *laughter*
It's just so--
*BOOM*
FUCK!!
*WHAT*
OOHHH NOOO!!
OHH MY FUCKING GOD!!
*stands frozen in terror*
OOhh Jesus fuckng Christ!
*reevaluating life choices*
This is terrifying.
Oh no, I'm not gonna be able to do this...
Oh, this is way worse than I expected.
Oh my god, no... *fear & laughter combo*
Oohohohohh
Oh, I have such a fuckin' chronic fear of heights!
BUT THERE'S A DELICIOUS CAKE RIGHT THERE-
I need to get it!
Ohh..
Every fucking instinct in my body is telling me not to do this.
Because...
I know what you're thinking:
"Jack, it's just a plank, like..."
"...you're not actually in any danger."
I can walk anywhere I want,
But your BRAIN doesn't know that!
When I'm in here, and I'm looking at this...
My brain is like:
"Okay, you need to be careful, or you're gonna fall."
Oh my god...
I can't describe the feeling, it's insane!
oh jeesus christ...
Oh my god..!
You better not not, like, not knock me off or something...
*fearfully* I can't! I CAN'T!!
*Jack wimps out*
"Points Available: 7"
Ah shit!
THEY'RE GETTING IN!!!
KILL THEM ALL!!!
Oh Jesus Christ.
C'mon, I need more points!
Oh ffuuck!!
Fuck, I'm gonna die!
♫ This is the end... ♫
Can I blow myself up?
Ah crap!
This didn't go very well.
A'ight, here we go...
Oh lord...
Right on my base!
*laughter*
*more laughter*
Jesus christ!
I got 'em all!
*laughing continues*
*WHAT*
[Bob]: I got this.
[Bob]: OH NO!
[Bob]: OH GOSH
[Jack]: Oh, I punched it, but it didn't get off his fucking spikes!
[Bob]: Yeah, how did you punch it and he was just like "Meh"?
[Jack:] "Ehh, I don't care"
[Bob]: "Punch me, I don't care"
*Smack!*
*Jack & Bob break into laughter*
[Bob]: That sound... *laughter*
[Jack]: "POOSH" Ahahaha...
Ohh..
Ohh!!
OOHHH
OH! BYE, CAKE!!
*nervous laughter*
Can I knock the whole thing off?
I'm too fucking scared!
*continues laughter*
Ah...
WOOSH!!
YAAAHHH
*laughter*
Bye!
Okay, can we go somewhere else?
Okay, I'm taking off this to go get my controller.
Because-
Oh god, do I dare?
Do I dare put it back on and look down?
oooohh
OOOHOHOHOHAHAHAHA
I fucking hate this!
*SQUEEK*
Ohh, that's sweet!
Okay, I don't wanna enlist you.
No, go away.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!??
I like how he stopped the moment I said it as well *laughter*
*various yells*
[Jack]: There we go!
[Jack]: YES! Oh please go in!
[Bob]: I got you, I got you...
[Jack]: OHH!! OHH MY GOD!!
[Jack]: That was the best!
[Jack]: Wait'll you see this shit.
[Bob:] That was a really good shot.
[Jack]: POOM!
[Bob]: Oh my god!
[Bob:] That was with the thing.
[Jack]: Yeah!
[Bob]: ...the thing, successfully!
[Jack]: Oh my god-
[Jack]: Hi-fives!
[Jack]: Hi-fives. Yes.
[Jack]: I think I might be screaming into my microphone a bit too loud *laughter*
[Bob]: That was pretty boss.
JACKABOY MAN IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!!
YOU, MA'AM, YOU THERE
GETTING CHANGED IN THE FOURTH FLOOR WINDOW
DO YOU HAVE A FIRE THAT NEEDS TO BE TAKEN OUT?
JACKABOY MAN IS HERE
The Vive building!
Oh Jesus fucking Christ!
That's why I didn't wanna fucking use these yet...
...because these make you fly!
Wait, how do I put it out?
Oh, oohh! OHH! OHH!!
OOHHHH YEEAAAH *joyous laughter*
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO
Oh my god!
This is the fucking coolest!!
Ohh, I feel like a fucking superhero!
YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH
OHH IT'S ALL MY FUCKING CHILDHOOD DREAMS COME TRUE
WOOOHOHOO
Okay...
Let's just land on this.
Raahhhh..
JACKABOY MAN
IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY
[Bob]: Oh gosh...
[Jack]: I'm just gonna wait in here...
[Bob]: Jack...
[Jack]: I don't know wh- *laughter*
*Bob joins the laughter as well*
[Jack]: I didn't know how to react to it, I was in the wrong hub!
[Jack]: Ohh noo!! *Bob laughs*
[Jack]: All I had to do was jump and boost!
*continues laughter*
[Jack]: Ohhh that's embarrassing...
[Jack]: NNoooooooooo...
*WHAT*
FUCK yeah, bro!
Fuck yeah, Agent #9!
Agent 9...
9-9
Not a bother.
Yeah I need a whole lab to think sometimes...
Yunno when I'm like:
"What do I want for dinner?"
"Um, excuse me, I'll be in the lab."
[Bob] Yeah, I ended like-
[Jack]: IMMA SCORE A GOAL
*Bob & Jack laugh together*
[Bob]: That's the wrong one...
[Bob] gaaaashh.
[Jack]: Are you sure you didn't hit it in, because I don't think I hit it.
[Bob]: I was gonna hit it out, and then you...
[Jack]: You just hit it in, I didn't even hit that!
[Bob]: You hit it in, everyone saw that. You hit it in.
[Jack]: Dude, we won, shut up.
[Bob]: Space Caaarrr...!
[Jack]: Bye! *laughter*
[Bob]: Is there a limit to how-
[Jack]: AH!
*Jack & Bob laugh some more*
*WHAT*
GOOOOO
HIGHER
YES
YES SHE DID IT!
Oww god...
Are you gonna hit the next one...?
Ah fuck!
Granny, I'm sorry!
AHH
GOD ALMIGHTY
JESUS
THAT WAS AWESOME
[Jack]: There's the whale, look!
[Bob]: Where?
[Jack]: Just look up.
[Bob]: I'm looking up.
[Jack]: Just right there!
[Jack]: To the right.
[Bob]: To the right?
[Jack]: Now he's gone. :(
[Bob]: Youre lyi-
[Jack]: WAIT WHAT?
[Bob]: What?
*Both Jack & Bob laugh severely*
[Jack]: What the fuck!?
*Bob continues laughter*
[Jack]: We didn't do anything!!
*Both continue laughter*
[Jack]: *indistinguishable*
[Jack]: The A.I is so fucking STUPID!
*laughing continues one last time*
[Jack]: LOOK, WHALE, look up now.
[Bob]: Oh there he is!
[Bob]: Oh, he big.
OH GOD, GRANNY
GRANNY, WHAT'S WRONG?
WHAT HAPPENED??
OH MY GOD
*laughter*
*laugh cough combo*
Oh my fucking Jesus, that was awesome!!
*pain*
Oh that wasn't!
OH
Her character model got all crunched up!
That was so fucking awesome!
Okay, keep going. Yes!
YOU CAN DO IT, GRANNY!
YEESS!!
Oh, wait, it's a million for the three...
I thought it was 500K for that...
Okay...
*WAT*
Perfect!
Okay!
Oh sweet jesu- What just happened??
What's going on, are you seeing this!?
Oh god, the glitch'd-
The game glitched all the fuck out!
What's going on!?
this is..
okay...
Why did THAT happen!?
God, now I'm gonna have to put down my fucking warriors again!
Goddamnit...
*laughter*
That was WEIRD!
*laughter*
Oh Granny, what happened?
*more laughter*
This is the best day of my life! *laughter*
That has to be the thumbnail!
Oh my g- *continuous laughter*
Ohh, that went from 0 to 100 rreeaall fucking fast
WWWOOOAAAHHH
♫ So here is a story all about how ♫
♫ My life got flipped-turned upside down ♫
That's a LOT of archers!
Ooohhhh Nelly!
Oh god, dude-!
*laughter*
They're pushing him back!
There's like 600 BILLION arrows stuck in your fucking thing!
Okay, muskets suuuuuuck!
Musket some better soldiers!
Fuck's sake, okay...
I'm just gonna do archers v archers
GO! GO!!
GO!! There's only one guy left-
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?
Fucking tab space program!
What is happening!?
WHY!?
WHYY!?
WHAT- I FUCKING WON...
...but why when things are going good in my life, you decided to be a dick!?
HE'S TAKING OFF AGAIN!!
What are ya, fucking Team Rocket!?
WHAT
CHICKEN GUN!!
Yay, that made him all happy!
And I'm happy that I get to survive.
what...?
Do you know that time when you were playing DOOM when you were a young child...
...DOOM came out and it was all like scary and everything...
...because it was like a 3D first-person shooter thing...
...all these monsters coming around and you were kinda scared...
...then you shot that dude with a chicken...
...then you shot him again and he went:
*blblblblblbllbbl*
Video games, man...
*chuckle*
Oh yes!
♪ Conga, conga, conga!! ♪
♪ Conga, conga, conga... ♪
Go, men!
Fight!
Are you all gonna get your pension?
YOU FUCKING MISSED THEM ALL, YA GOOBER!!!
Nice!
Go?
Fire?
YEAH *laughs*
That's AWESOME!!
*more laughter*
IT'S WORKING
GET 'EM
YES
FUCK 'EM UP
*even more laughter*
DUDE, THAT WAS AWESOME!!
OH! I wanna see if I can do it with a catapult as well!
That was so cool!
*WHAT*
I put up on display as well of what my actual room looks like in the phone version...
...for what I want to accomplish.
THE POWER OF EDITING!!!
*crash, thump*
It's here. You can see the footage of my other place right here.
Is it right here?
*quiet bouncy music*
*WHAT*
[Felix] NO.
*noises of discontent*
[Felix] Get turned on~
[Jack] Somebody's here....
[Jack] -oHH FUCK *everyone laughs*
[Jack] YOU DICKLORD, YOU SON OF A BITCH
[Mark] IIIII KNOW WERE YOU ARE
*laughter*
[Jack] awhh man..
*NYYOOOP*
ummm right a dog sitting on top of a bananna-
-SEE now you see what i mean!
This is not- there's a gap inbetween the banana!
But over here its like:
~Ooo thats a sexy banana~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Right uhhm....so one dog leg...
Comin down over here, and then- what am I doing
This is not how a dog looks-
This is how a balloon animal dog looks!
*giggles*
Who cares, its fun.
Um, right, there, tha-
These are his paws, by the way.
*laughs*
That's CUUUTE, awww!
Don't you think that's cute~? Aww that's adorable ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Uhm- oh god they did NOT turn out right..
*WHAT*
Okay.
Okay, imma get this:
Ohh I have to get this high cause Ricardo is going to bid alot as well...
Okay, I got it (x3)
I have 53%!
*reading screen happily*
YEEEES! :D
So technically I've won the game by now!
Like no matter what I do, nobody else-
-can get higher than that percent of shares.
So I have won the game.
*clapping in background and muttering congratulations*
Well done, plushies!
We did it! *laughs*
Oh that feels good.
And there's no visitors.
...Guess people don't like us anymore.
There we goooo...oh can I draw both?
*amused laughter*
Yeeehehehehh
And then just...
*more amused laughter*
Draw little hairs on them *giggles*
Ohhoh my god, this is- This is what I do for WORK.
This is my job right now-
*neverending childish laughter over a flying dick*
This is the best thing I've EVER done!! ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
Ohhh sweet jeeesus!
Oh my god I'm gonna have a fuckin' heart attack--
*quiet laughter*
Oh I love how 3D it all is...
*laughter*
*WHAT*
Y'know what I can do- so you can just go into shift and you can ski-
snowboard, or wingsuit.
Right now, I can't really-
*laughter*
I didn't know that happened!!
*more laughs*
Oh god I thought he was just gonna start running up the hill
I was gonna say: "Okay,
Let's run up the hill and base jump off that"
And then he just planted himself in the ground...
Ohh my god that was amazing, that was the best...
*pfft*
[Outro music]
"How to live with your conjoined...
...significant other!?"
Significant other?
Oh no!
That's not how that works!