(upbeat music)
- [Presenter] Tonight escape the cold weather
and head to the shore.
Jersey Shore that is.
It's all new, tonight.
(pouring water)
- Oh my God.
- We are very polish today, I must say.
Like a polishteur.
- Perfect.
- That was such mom.
(laughing)
- Mom juice.
- Mommy juice.
I mean I already paid for it, it's like alcohol abuse.
And I mean, who doesn't want wine?
But it's been such a nice girls night,
it's literally the best night ever.
- I feel like my belly is even bigger now.
- Oh God, I feel pregnant.
- [Man] Every girl is fat.
- [Girl] (gasps) Really?
- Every girl's fat? I'm pregnant.
- Why would you call her fat?
That's so rude.
- I'm walking out of the bar and some guy calls me fat,
and I'm pissed.
- Come the f*** out, an a******.
Do not call my friend fat when she's fricking pregnant.
And even if she's not pregnant, she's not fat.
- Wait, who said that?
- That guy.
- Which one? Him?
- He's an as*****. - The old man said that?
- He said every girl's fat.
- Oh hell no.
- Which he meant all of us.
- Right there? - Wait, he said all fat?
- Yeah, I'm going to the bathroom.
(suspense music)
- You can come after me, you'll die.
The moment you talk about my friends,
game over.
I will annihilate you.
Who's your best friend?
(people screaming)
When I heard that, I see
red.
Wait, inside?
- Yes.
- Deena, you better hold my purse,
cus I'm bout to make him eat his words right now.
- (gasps) - Well, I'm staying here.
- Jenni will actually kill you.
So I don't know what this guy's thinking,
but he's gonna get his fu**ing ass beat.
- Were you just making fun of a pregnant girl?
- I was - Finding someone was fat?
- I did. - You're a piece of sh**,
you're fu**ed.
- After that, extend your stay
and head to Floribama Shore.
- Kirk, kirk,
yoga pants gray.
- Aight.
- Nilsa completely blew my chances with the girls
early in the night.
What's up, girl, how you doin?
- Good, how are you? - Good?
When I see this new girl that walks in, you know
she's cute.
What's your name?
- I'm Kendra.
- Kendra? Gus.
She's got a really really nice booty, so I'm all about it.
Obviously, you saw me looking at you
from across the pool table. - I did.
(upbeat music)
- I have no idea, why have we left Gus behind.
Because I want Gus to snuggle with me.
- I'd love for you to come back. - Okay.
- I'd love to talk to you more
But that's up to you, I don't - You want to come back?
- Sure!
- Come on.
- That's my man, Gus is my man.
So, the hoes better back off.
- Shake it girl,
shake it girl.
Is it Nilsa thought it was bad enough
that he was talking with other chicks.
Uh ho, hell no!
This boy brings home Kendra.
I mean, I see world war three happening in a few hours.
And that's gonna be when Nilsa wakes up,
and sees this chick in her house.
(upbeat music)
(playful music)
Yeahh!
- Aaggh!
Gus brought a girl home,
and like Nilsa's been inside the house,
she has no idea, none.
(Nilsa's snoring)
Whatsup, bitches.
(Codi screams)
(laughter)
- That scared the sh** out of me.
- [Codi] Did I scary?
- Hell yeah.
- Did I scare (laughs)
Excuse me, ma'am.
Who are you?
And who are you with?
What's your name?
- I'm Kendra.
- Oh Kendra, nice to meet you, I'm Codi.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
That's not Nilsa, Gus.
(music)
- What?
- Nothing.
- I know exactly what you thinking.
So go ahead and say it.
- What happened?
What happened?
- Hey, you wanna take a seat on the couch?
- Actually, can I use the bathroom?
- Yeah, of course. There's one right here.
Hang on one sec.
- What?
- Don't miss a second,
it all starts tonight at 8/7 Central on MTV.