KENNEDY: WELL, EVERYONE'S
TALKING ABOUT THE ELIZABETH
WARREN DNA FIASCO BUT DON'T YOU
KNOW YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT EACH
SIDE IS GOING TO SAY?
IT'S THE SAME OLD TALKING HEADS,
SPOUTING THE SAME OLD TALKING
POINTS, ENOUGH ALREADY.
ONE OF OUR GUESTS CAME UP WITH
THE PERFECT SOLUTION, HAVE OUR
LIBERAL AND CONSERVATIVE GUESTS
ARGUING FOR THE OPPOSITION?
>> IT'S TIME TO PARTY SWAP.
KENNEDY: YES IT IS!
LET'S WELCOME OUR PLAYER SHE'S
THE CO-AUTHOR OF AMERICA AND THE
AGE OF TRUMP IT'S A LOVE LETTER
TO THE PRESIDENT, SHE'S A FOX
NEWS CONTRIBUTOR.
JESSICA TARLOV IS HERE TO ARGUE
THE CONSERVATIVE SIDE AND WHOSE
THAT?
POLITICAL EDITOR AND CO-HOST, HE
IS GOING TO DO THE OPPOSITE.
HAS ALL OF THE QUESTIONS, AND HE
WILL DECIDE OUR WINNER.
ARE YOU READY TO SWAP?
>> I CAN NOT WAIT.
KENNEDY: LET'S GO.
>> WE'LL START WITH ELIZABETH
WARREN OF COURSE, I GUESS YOU
CAN RESPOND.
FORGET DNA TESTS, IF ELIZABETH
WARREN FEELS LIKE SHE'S NATIVE
AMERICAN SHOULDN'T IT BE ENOUGH
TO IDENTIFY AS NATIVE AMERICAN?
>> PRAISE BE, PRAISE BE, I'M
NOT EVEN SURE IF I'M ALLOWED TO
SPEAK WORDS IN MIKE PENCE'S
AMERICA AS A WOMAN.
JUST KIDDING, I'M A MAN, BUT I'M
HERE AND I STAND IN SOLIDARITY,
FOREVER, WITH EVERY WOMAN IN
THIS COUNTRY, WHOSE BEING A
PRESSED, SO AS USUAL, IT'S A
DISPLEASURE TO BE HERE.
THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME STAY UP
AN EXTRA HOUR BY THE WAY TO BE
ON THIS SHOW.
NOW THAT'S TERRIFIC.
KENNEDY: HOW DOES ELIZABETH
WARREN'S DNA TEST?
>> TWO WORDS FOR HER, SHE IS
CRUSHING IT RIGHT NOW.
SHE MAY PAY A MILLION DOLLARS,
SHE SHOULD PAY $2 MILLION AND
ALSO DO BECAUSE SHE'S OBVIOUSLY
NATIVE AMERICAN, IT'S HER
FEELINGS AND HER TRUTH.
WHAT SHE SHOULD ALSO DO IS FORCE
TRUMP TO TAKE ONE OF THESE TESTS
HIMSELF AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S
GOING TO HAPPEN?
IT WILL TURN OUT HE'S 1/8 ORANGE
BABOON.
HE WOULD SAY LIKE HOW BRAVE IS
ELIZABETH WARREN?
>> HIGHLY BRAVE TO SPEAK HER
TRUTH FROM THE HILLTOPS ON THE
TWITTER.
>> PERFECT.
KENNEDY: WELL SAID.
JESSICA?
>> ELIZABETH WARREN WANTS OUR
PRESIDENT TO PAY A MILLION
DOLLARS TO CHARITY EVEN THOUGH
HER DNA HAS BACKFIRED.
EXPLAIN WHY WARREN SHOULD
INSTEAD BE FORCED TO DONATE THE
1 BILLION FUNDING THE BORDER
WALL?
>> WELL SHE SHOULD BE FORCED TO
DONATE THE 1 BILLION FOR THE
BORDER WALL BECAUSE SHE IS A
LIAR.
KENNEDY: WOW.
>> SHE JUST MADE IT UP TO GET
AHEAD.
SHE WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN A
PROFESSOR AT HARVARD HAD SHE
BEEN HONEST ABOUT WHO SHE IS AND
WHERE SHE'S FROM.
>> YES.
>> SHE'S JUST A POOR LADY FROM
OKLAHOMA.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> WHO I AM THRILLED THAT SHE'S
IN THE SENATE, AND SHE'S MY
COLLEAGUE.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS IMPORTANT
WHEN I SAY THAT LATER, BUT WHAT
SHE'S DONE HAS MADE A MOCKERY OF
ALL OF THE THINGS THAT THE LEFT
HOLD DEAR.
SHE HAS COMMITTED CULTURAL
APPROPRIATION TO THE HIGHEST
EXTENT.
>> I'M GETTING THAT.
AND SHE HAS DISTRACTED US FROM
OUR VERY IMPORTANT WORK OF
CONFIRMING SUPREME COURT
JUSTICES NO MATTER WHAT THEY'VE
DONE.
>> JUST PUSH THEM THROUGH.
>> I'D LIKE TO GET BACK TO THE
BUSINESS OF REFORMING ENTITLE
MENTS AND FIXING THE DEBT
AND DEFICIT AND EVEN GIVING
PEOPLE TAX CUTS AT THE SAME TIME
BUT SHE'S STOOD IN OUR WAY.
>> CAN SHE JUST PAY FOR THE
BORDER WALL NOW?
CAN SHE DONATE?
>> WELL SHE'S VERY RICH.
SHE HAS MANY HOMES.
I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE GOT SO RICH
I KNOW.
>> THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO
SOMEONE ELSE.
>> PROBABLY WITH HILLARY
CLINTON, AND WE KNOW, I GUESS I
SAID HILLARY RIGHT.
KENNEDY: LOCK HER UP.
>> JUST ANOTHER ATTACK ON POOR
PEOPLE AND WOMEN, FROM YOU, AND
WHAT KIND OF LAST NAME IS TARLOV
IT SOUNDS AWFULLY RUSSIAN.
I JUST WON THE ARGUMENT.
>> BUT YOU HAVEN'T, I AM JEWISH
WE STAND WITH THE STATE OF
ISRAEL.
UNTIL THE END OF TIME WOULD YOU
LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THAT FOR A
SECOND?
>> YOU MISPRONOUNCED IT.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> JESSICA?
KENNEDY: TOPIC NUMBER 2.
>> GREAT.
WHY IS BRETT KAVANAUGH ALREADY
THE GREATEST SUPREME COURT PICK
OF ALL-TIME?
>> BECAUSE HE REPRESENTS
EVERYTHING THAT'S RIGHT IN
AMERICA.
HE HAS MADE IT CLEAR THAT DUE
PROCESS IS OUR PRIORITY.
>> AND BEER.
>> HE HAS STOOD IN THE FACE OF
PURE EVIL, AND HIS FAMILY HAS
BEEN DESTROYED BY JUST THE WORDS
OF SOME WOMAN WHO IS CONFUSED
ABOUT AN EVENING IN HER YOUTH.
I HAVE SHOWN YOU MULTIPLE TIMES
THE FLOOR PLAN OF THAT HOUSE.
KENNEDY: LET'S SEE IT.
YOU DID HAVE THAT.
YOU KNEW THE HOUSE.
>> ABSOLUTELY BUT HE IS AN ICON
FOR THOSE OF US WHO ALSO FEEL SO
OPPRESSED BY WHITE MALE
PRIVILEGE.
SURE.
WHICH IS TOUGH.
IS DIANNE FEINSTEIN JUST JEALOUS
THAT NO ONE INVITED HER?
>> I'M NOT SURE THEY HAD BEACH
WEEK THEN GROWING UP, BUT I
WOULD REALLY LIKE
INVESTIGATION INTO WHO LEAKED
DR. FORD'S LETTER.
>> WE'LL GIVE IT A WEEK.
>> THE FBI.
>> GUY, NOW THAT KAVANAUGH HAS
BEEN CONFIRMED, HOW SOON, I'M
SORRY, HOW SOON WILL WOMEN LOSE
THE RIGHT TO VOTE?
IS IT BEFORE, OR AFTER MID-TERMS
>> THERE WE ALREADY HAVE IF YOU
HAVEN'T BEEN PAYING ATTENTION,
FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO REFER TO
HIM AS SO-CALLED INJUSTICE,
BRETT KAVANAUGH.
>> [LAUGHTER]
HE IS ILLEGITIMATE WE ALL KNOW
THAT.
AND IT'S ONLY POSSIBLE FOR HIM
TO BE SO-CALLED CONFIRM CONFIRM
ED BY SELF-HATING WOMEN
LIKE YOU AND FAKE FEMININISTS
LIKE SUSAN COLLINS, TO WHOM I
HAVE ONE WORD, AND IT'S FROM
ANOTHER SHOW.
SHAME!
[LAUGHTER]
>> LOOK AT THE LIST ERIC HISTER
ICS.
>> I AM NOT ANGRY.
>> GUYS LIVING IN AN ALTERNATE
UNIVERSE WHEN THERE ARE PEOPLE
OUT THERE TODAY WHO LIVE UNDER
THE LAW WOMEN IN SAUDI ARABIA,
JUST GOT THE RIGHT TO DRIVE AND
THOSE WHO --
>> IN MICHIGAN?
HAVE YOU HEARD?
>> I DID HEAR.
>> IT'S A LIE FROM THE RIGHT.
KENNEDY: WE HAVE TO MOVE ON TO
TOPIC NUMBER 3.
>> I REALLY WANTED TO KNOW WHAT
GUY THOUGHT THE DEVIL'S TRIANGLE
WAS BUT WE CAN KEEP GOING.
>> IT WASN'T A DRINKING GAME.
>> WHY NOT?
>> BECAUSE BRETT KAVANAUGH SAID
IT WAS A BRINGING GAME AND ALL
HE DOES IS HI.
>> OBVIOUSLY.
>> HILLARY CLINTON DOESN'T
THINK BILL'S AFFAIR WITH MONICA
LEWINSKY WAS AN ABUSE OF POWER
BUT COME ON DIDN'T MONICA ABUSE
HER POWER A LITTLE BIT?
>> I AM GOING TO RECUSE MYSELF
FROM ALL QUESTIONS RELATED TO
BILL CLINTON, HILLARY CLINTON,
AND THE TREATMENT OF WOMEN,
BECAUSE IT'S VERY VERY CONFUSING
AND DIFFICULT FOR ME.
I SUPPORT THEM, BECAUSE NOT
TRUMP AND PRO-ABORTION, BUT SOME
OF THE ME TOO STUFF I DON'T KNOW
>> WE CAN ALWAYS JUST FIX IT
AND POST.
JESSICA?
OH,, GREAT.
DOES HILLARY CLINTON'S RECENT
COMMENTS ABOUT MONICA LEWINSKY
PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL PRESIDENT
TRUMP WAS THE BEST CANDIDATE FOR
WOMEN'S RIGHTS?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
THE WHAT CAME FLYING OUT OF HER
MOUTH THE SECOND THAT HEEHAWS
WAS MENTIONED, OH, TRUMP, TRUMP
THIS, TRUMP THAT, WELL WE KNOW
THAT BILL CLINTON SLEPT WITH
MONICA LEWINSKY AND I'D ALSO
LAKE TO SAY, WHAT --
>> IT DEPENDS HOW YOU DEFINE IT
>> LIBERALS LOVE TO RUN AROUND
TALKING ABOUT WHAT DONALD TRUMP
DID.
LET'S TALK ABOUT ALL OF THE
WOMEN THAT BILL CLINTON TOOK
ADVANTAGE OF.
>> SOME WOMEN.
>> BELIEVE SOME WOMEN.
>> I WILL HEAR THEM ALL.
I WILL ONLY BELIEVE THOSE THAT
HELP ME.
KENNEDY: OKAY SO WHO WINS
TONIGHT?
>> WELL DONALD TRUMP'S
PRESIDENT AND NEITHER OF YOU ARE
, SO I THINK GUY, YOU'RE TOO
BIT OF, TOO MUCH OF A MOB
TONIGHT.
JESSICA?
YOU SOUNDED BRAVE AND ENLIGHTEN
ED CONGRATULATIONS.
>> THANK YOU.
I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE ON TWITTER
WAS GOING T SAY THIS IS
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION.
YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TO THE GIRL.
>> WHAT IF I PLAN TO BE
CHEROKEE DO I WIN?
>> YAY!