Wiz: This episode of game battle is brought to you by Gamefly.
Wiz: Television has been used to market toys to boys and girl for generations...
...ranging from G.I. Joe to Barbie and Transformers to My Little Pony
Boomstick: Are we really doing this?
Wiz: Yes... yes we are.
Boomstick: Alright well, Starscream for the first generation Decepticons...
Wiz: And Rainbow dash of the g4 Pegasus ponies.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And it's our job analyse their weapons, armour and skills...
... to find out who would win a death battle.
Wiz: Starscream is the air commander of the Decepticon battle fleets.
He constantly seeks power...
... and often attempts to usurp Megatron's leadership of the Decepticons...
... with little success.
Boomstick: He has two forms...
Giant robot and jet!
Wiz: His robot form is primarily meant for ground travel...
...so it can fly short distances.
Boomstick: This form's weaponry consists of cluster bombs...
...missiles, machine guns and his trademark null ray, a laser that shuts down anything that uses electricity.
Wiz: He can transform into an F15 eagle...
...a twin-engine all-weather fighter jet with top speeds reaching mach 2.8...
...nearly three times the speed of sound!
Boomstick: In Jet From, he can fire three different types of homing missiles...
...from short range Sidewinders to long-range Slammers.
And if those don't do the trick, he's equipped with an M61A1 Vulcan Gatling gun!
It fires 20 millimeter ammo and 6,000 rounds per minute!
Fun fact: it also works great for hunting!
Wiz: Starscream is a coward and uses cheap tactics, often shooting his opponents in the back.
however his deadliest weapon is arguably his silver tongue.
While he is not the strongest Decepticon, he is a clever and deceiving speaker who can worm his way into favourable positions.
Despite this, he is a terrible strategist! Most of his plans instantly go wrong!
Boomstick: Like when he took over the Decepticons because Megatron had a sore throat!
Megatron: *Barely distinguishable* Autobots!
Starscream: Too bad! He's blown his vocal components!
I guess that makes me the new leader!
Boomstick: It was short-lived.
Wiz: And yet his persistence paid off and he was eventually crowned leader of the Decepticon faction.
Boomstick: Again, short lived.
Wiz: Starscream was king for a whopping 20 seconds, a personal record.
However, after his death, Starscream discovered that his spark or life force was somehow indestructible.
Boomstick: And a good thing too because since then he's been dying nearly every episode.
Wiz: His ghostly spark can possess machinery.
He has taken over several other transformers, robots and even a cybernetic school girl while she was using the bathroom.
Boomstick: What?
Wiz: Unfortunately, his poor knowledge of human society led him to forget to pull up the girl's underwear, making him the laughing stock of the school.
Boomstick: Probs to you, Japan. I didn't see that one coming.
Megatron: You're an idiot, Starscream!
*Cues: MLP FiM - Sonic Rainboom (Just an Old Mare's Tale)*
Wiz: Rainbow Dash is a pegasus pony from Equestria, the magical land of Ponies.
Boomstick: *Groans*
Wiz: After dropping out of flight school, Rainbow found a job in Ponyville as weather manager.
She is a strong, agile flyer with great durability and resilience.
She can smash through trees and solid rock and get right back up.
She is also training to join the Wonderbolts, a superb team of fliers who are kind of like the Blue Angels.
Boomstick: Except they're ponies!
Wiz: She is also a black belt in karate.
Boomstick: How does a pony learn karate? Let alone master it?
Wiz: As a pegasus pony, Rainbow can control weather.
She can use the clouds in the sky to manipulate lightning strikes or precipitation.
Also, she can create and control giant tornadoes.
Boomstick: She's also got some other moves like The Buccaneer blaze which apparently is so amazing, it can't be shown on screen.
And somehow it creates a huge explosion.
Wiz: Rainbow often brags that she's the fastest in the world.
And you know what? She's right.
By calculations according to this guy...
...Rainbow Dash can fly five times the speed of sound with ease.
This is apparent through the Mach cone that often forms around Rainbow...
...which indicates she has broken the sound barrier.
And the angle of which proves she can reach up to Mach five speeds.
Boomstick: This is a pony! A baby horse girl toy! Why is it so awesome!?
Wiz: And upon reaching Mach 5, she enters hypersonic speeds to create the Sonic Rainboom!
With this, her speed doubles instantaneously to Mach 10.
And somehow the resulting sonic boom completely shatters the visible light spectrum.
Boomstick: Not to mention the sonic boom itself is apparently strong enough to split solid rock and shake entire mountains!
Wiz: Rainbow is brash, athletic and extremely competitive.
But while she's steadfast and loyal ,she sometimes cheats to get her way.
Boomstick: Well, let's make it fight a giant robot!
Rainbow Dash: YEEEEAAAAHHH!
Wiz: all right, the combatants are set! Let's end this debate once and for all!
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But right now, it's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Starscream: Who dares challenge the mighty Starscream!?
*Cues: MLP FiM - Rarity's Fashion Show*
Rainbow Dash: Hi there.
Announcer: FIGHT!
Starscream: *Laughs mockingly* A pony!?
I'll crush you in an instant! Prepare to be annihilated!
Rainbow Dash: You talk a lot.
Starscream: That's it! I am going to kill you-
Rainbow Dash: Tag! You're it!
Starscream: *Yells in frustration*
*Gatling gun firing*
*Missiles firing*
Starscream: Alright, don't move!
BLAST IT!
Hey! What are you doing!?
Stop that!
Rainbow Dash: You're not very good at this game, are you?
Starscream: Ugh!
Where are you? Show yourself!
HEY!
*Screams in pain*
Rainbow Dash: Huh?
*Null Ray firing*
Starscream: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: *Snorts* Alright. It! Is! ON!
Starscream: Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!
Starscream: Wait! Wait, I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me! I'll... I'll join the Herd!
I'll be a good Decepticon from now on! Please just let me go!
Rainbow Dash: Well, I don't know. I mean, I know I should love and tolerate but... wait...
What's that?
Starscream: DIE!
Rainbow Dash: Ohmygosh!
*Long silence*
*SONIC RAINBOOM!*
*Buccaneer Blaze*
Rainbow Dash: Aw yeah! That was awesome!
Starscream: You haven't won! I'm invincible!
My spark lives! You can never defeat STAR-
Rainbow Dash: *Gulps*
Announcer: KO!
Boomstick: Forget all doubt! That pony is a monster!
Wiz: Rainbow's speed and agility were more than a match for the clumsy Starscream.
And it doesn't help that his aim is even worse than a Stormtrooper's.
Not to mention the Null Ray is designed to destroy electronics not living ponies.
Boomstick: She just ate a Transformer!
Wiz: Yes, and while Rainbow might experience some mild indigestion...
...Starscream's not going anywhere anytime soon
Boomstick: Well, she put the "pwn" in "Pony".
Wiz: The winner is Rainbow Dash.
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle...
Boomstick: Hey! You got an idea for a Death Battle? Leave it in the comments below.
Leave it in the comments below.
Wiz: And remember the next episode is the last one featured on YouTube and Revision3
before Death Battle goes exclusive to the new screwattack.com.
Boomstick: Which is now live, so go check it out!
Wiz: Also, a big thanks to Zach Wilson, Erika Menendez and Jim Sterling for lending
their voices to the episode.
Boomstick: Thanks for watching!