Number 5 – Semen Robbery
In Port Elizabeth, South Africa, a 33-year-old man was kidnapped by three unidentified women
and instead of the usual demands for money, the women urged the man for his semen.
After being held at gunpoint in broad daylight, the 33-year-old victim was forced into the
back of a BMW where he was raped by the women.
After the man refused to have sex with the women, they forced him to drink an “unknown
substance” in order to get him aroused before sexually abusing him.
The man’s semen was then deposited in a plastic bag and subsequently stored in a cooling
box.
Following this, the victim was ejected out of the car and left traumatised while the
three women sped off with the stolen sperm.
Number 4 – Semen-Laced Yogurt
A 60-year-old man from Pennsylvania by the name of Joseph Bartorillo was charged and
sentenced to two years in prison after tainting his co-workers’ yoghurts with his own semen.
The victims were two female workers at Proctor & Gamble paper factory in Wyoming County and
they began to suspect that something was wrong after they noticed small pin marks on the
foil lids of their yogurts which was no coincidence as it happened at least 13 times.
Not only that but the yogurts had a foul odour coming out and tasted very bad.
Bartorillo was eventually caught after a hidden camera was set up and it was discovered that
he was routinely injecting his own semen into his co-workers’ yogurts.
Number 3 – Semen-Laced Coffee
34-year-old Minnesota man, John Robert Lind, pleaded guilty after ejaculating into his
co-worker’s coffee over a period of 6 months.
The reason for this sick act you may ask… in order to get noticed by his female colleague.
John Robert Lind’s female colleague, Pat Maah, initially believed that her coffee smelled
and tasted bad because the milk may have gone off, however, little did she know that there
was much more to that.
On one afternoon Maah caught Lind with both his hands near his genitals, masturbating
over her desk.
She described him looking like a “deer in headlights” when he noticed her and quickly
left the room.
As there was no sexual contact, Lind was therefore charged with indecent exposure and lewd behaviour.
Number 2 – Semen Injections
Open wide for me, say “aahhh”.
Former Dentist, John Hall, convinced his patients that he had a particular remedy to help stop
bleeding which involved injecting some fluids into their mouths and telling them to swallow.
That fluid being his own semen!
One of his patients even accused him “that it smells of sperm”, to which the Dentist
reportedly replied “you’re crazy.”
It is believed that John Hall injected his own sperm into the mouths of 6 of his patients
before he was eventually caught and his license to practice Dentistry was permanently revoked.
Hall even attempted to open a new Dentistry practice in Belize, however, it was shut down
after his past actions were exposed.
Number 1 – Semen-Laced Cookies
A former Los Angeles elementary school teacher, Mark Berndt, enjoyed playing “tasting games”
with his students which involved blindfolding them and feeding them cookies laced with his
own semen.
If that wasn’t bad enough, Berndt also spoon-fed his own semen to the children and allowed
live cockroaches to crawl over their faces whilst he took photos.
It was even reported that the former teacher masturbated in front of his students as far
back the early ‘90s.
When investigators were eventually called, they found traces of Berndt’s sperm in his
classroom as well as hundreds of photos of the blindfolded children.
After spending more than three decades teaching, the former school teacher was unsurprisingly
fired and is currently serving a 25-year prison sentence.