How ya goin' everyone
Welcome to me critical analysis
Of teamwork
Whammy
Bammy
Slam
Clunk
This right here is the visual working definition
Of teamwork
A bunch of blokes
With massive hammers
Hitting their pole together
Each bloke is co-dependent on the other bloke
Not to f#%k up
Timing, precision
Yet also knowing when to stand back
There's a lot to learn from this
Absolutely no room for heroes
Or egos in this business
Moving house is hard
But it's defs a lot easier
When you get your family and friends to help
You don't like your old neighbourhood anymore?
No worries,
Let's pick up your bloody house
And take it down the road
To a more vibrant suburb
We're going to put you close to shops
Great schools
Your best mate Robbo
The Ozzy Man army raising money for families battling childhood cancer?
This is immaculate teamwork
Watch till the end of the video for all the info
If you don't know cheers
Trust is a huge component of teamwork
Three
Two
One
Bam
Destination Distrust
She will never function properly in a team
Ever again after this
Stop talking to her! Stop making excuses
Just get her a mid-strength beer and a panadol
ASAP
Emergencies are shit
I'd say avoid them if you can
However people can come together real fast
To stop them sometimes
This has turned into the dodgiest carnival ride in the world
The operator forgot to weigh it down with bricks
Or some shit
But look at all the humans come together
Collectively
Super strength is activated
Anytime you think your legs or arms are underrated
Just watch this video
Yep I'd be running off
Do not accept any free vouchers
To come back on this ride
Otters!
This video proves they are the most
Ride or die creatures in the world
Look at this
"Go on without us"
"We can't make it up this wall clearly"
"We can separate into two groups"
"Two groups my arse" yells Terry
"Give me your f#%ken ear"
"Hrngngh I'll lift ya up by the ear"
"Here ya go, here ya go, here ya go"
"Find my face"
"Do it"
"rrrrrhhhhehhahghhh"
"Aw come on don't give up"
"You bite and pull"
"I'll scramble"
"The scramble may not look important but it is"
"And me ohoh you got me"
"Oh yeah guys no it's okay i understand if you need to go on"
"That's-that's fine"
AH no they're coming back
I told you right or die
And it's not always smooth sailing no matter how hard you try
Maybe these otters need to stop
Take a breath
Communicate
Biting faces worked for everyone else
Doesn't mean it will work for young Toby
Ah no it does, look at that!
They've bitten the f#%k out of his face
And off they go
How ya goin' ya big bloody beautiful bastards
Here's me face again
Youse are getting a f#%ken
Face overload this month
Hey I have two more fresh links on GoFundMe
For families fighting childhood cancer
We can donate to
Right now the links are below
One of the campaigns is for Michaela
Her family moved from India
To Australia last year
She has a very rare liver cancer
And has undergone a transplant recently
Click the link below to learn more about her story
And please do throw beer money
At her, well not
Beer money, I mean not...
And not at her, I mean
Beer money you would give me
Instead give to her
The other link is for Sammy
I won't lie this is another one with a real big funding goal again
What I'm saying is
I need Team America to show up
Is that-is that what you want to hear America?
We need you
Australia
Needs you, I'll kiss your ass
I'll kiss your ass America
Sammy needs to travel
To the us for a second time in October
This year, that's next month
She requires another round of DFMO treatment
For Neuroblastoma
I'm getting better at pronouncing cancer names I reckon listen to this
Two weeks ago
I couldn't f#%ken say that
I'm not gonna try and f#%ken pronounce it
But this isn't about me it's about these families
So in the spirit of this video commentary overall and the theme of it
Please donate to them
You can also buy the #FuckCancer t-shirt
To support the cause
As well
These will be selling
All the way up until September 30.
That link is below too