I gotta try to relax.
Perhaps I can drown out
their childish games with a little TV.
[music playing]
[chuckles] I guess this is okay.
[music playing]
[groaning]
Karen, I'm--
[gasping]
I'm just a little distracted waiting for our baby
to be delivered.
Oh. Well, that makes sense.
A baby?! I don't want a baby!
It's too late to stop it now. It's been nine months
and the baby is no longer on back order.
Can we ask for store credit instead?
[audience laughing]
[doorbell ringing]
[laughing]
Not if I have anything to say about it.
[alarm blaring]
[audience laughing]
[baby giggling] Oh.
Oh, Planky-Poo, look how cute our baby is!
Oh, please,
that thing isn't even a graphing calculator. Weak.
Oh, come on.
How can you look at our baby's itty wittle keyboard
and say he's not the cutest?
[gasping]
Well, don't you wanna know the name?
Not really.
It's Chip. He's named after my grandfathe.
[crying]
[groaning]
Great, here we go with the crying!
Will you please hush that thing up?!
[groaning]
[cooing]
There you go. All better.
Wow, how did you do that so fast?
Simple, I just typed 4-4-4-5 in his cute little keyboard.
I don't get it.
Shhh.
[groaning]
At least it can't get more annoying.
[giggling] Hello!
[laughing]
[audience applause, cheering]
[groaning]
[giggling] A little drone told me
you two are new parents.
So, I just had to bring over a little present for the baby.
Hello, baby.
[giggling]
Oh, I think little Chip likes you.
Obviously not the brightest diode in the box.
Look, Chip, your uncle SpongeBob got you a little something.
It's a can of compressed air
to keep your keys nice and clean, like this!
Phew.
[audience laughing]
[laughing]
[audience laughing]
Come on, walk to Mommy.
[giggling]
That's it. You can do it.
[cooing]
You're walking, baby!
[chuckles] You call that walking?
This is walking.
This is how you do it. This is how it's done.
[cooing]
[giggling]
Ah! Mama's big boy is upgradin!
[audience laughing]
[giggling]
Aw.
[humming]
Whoa! [screaming]
[coughing]
This stinks!
I give up.
Any second now.
[clearing throat] Karen?
Plankton. I don't see any present.
Oh, I have it. It's right here in my kidney.
I mean, heart.
I hate this channel.
No, no!
♪ Oh my Karen Oh my Karen ♪
♪ Oh my computer wife, Karen ♪
♪ Put down those punch cards Put down those punch cards ♪
♪ And listen to my ode ♪
♪ Oh my Karen Oh my Karen ♪
♪ Oh my computer wife, Karen ♪
♪ What compares to ♪
♪ What compares to... ♪
♪ Your beautiful diodes ♪
[music playing] [audience cheering, applause]
♪ Oh my Karen Oh my Karen ♪
♪ Oh my computer wife, Karen ♪
♪ I was blinded Yes, I was blinded ♪
♪ I was blinded by the light Of your cathode ray ♪
♪ Oh I built you Yes, I built you ♪
♪ I built you in the... ♪
♪ In the shape of a cube ♪
♪ Oh my Karen Oh my Karen ♪
♪ You'll never know how much I love your vacuum tubes ♪
[music playing] [audience awing]
[audience applause]
That was so beautiful.
You really liked it?
I loved it.
But not as much as I love you, Plankton.
I... l... love you too.
Awe.
So, can I have my present now?
Of course, my little overlord.
Now loading the Krabby Patty formula.
They're such a lovely couple. [sniffling]
[gasping] The Krabby Patty formula?!
Yes! You porous kitchen utensil!
By helping me woo my computer wife,
you've just doomed the Krusty Krab!
[laughing evilly]
Oh, no!
I've got to stop it before it's too late.
45% loaded.
Control, alt, delete.
55% loaded.
How do you turn this thing off?!
Get your hands off my wife!
65% loaded.
[gasping] The plug.
[gasping]
Ha ha! You lose, Plankton.
Oh, no. You unplugged the coffee maker, SpongeBob.
[gulps] I am so fired.
Loading Krabby Patty formula.
Here it comes!
Oh, Plankton, you've made me so happy.
That's fantastic. Where's that formula?
I'm crying. What's going on?
Karen, what's wrong? Have you sprung a leak?
No. I'm just so happy! I'm crying with tears of joy!
But you're shorting out!
I'm just-
The Krabby... Patty... formula... loading... complete.
[crying]
- Yes! - No!
- No! - Yes!
I'm saved! Your wife exploded!
[audience laughing]
Um... happy anniversary, you guys.
[audience laughing]
Rebooting...
Loading E.M.I.L.P.
E.M.I.L.P.? What's E.M.I.L.P.?!
Emergency Mother In-Law Progra.
Oh, no.
Plankton, what have you done to my daughter?!
You made her cry!
[music playing]