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- That movie was so long.
- It was 62 minutes.
- Exactly. Nothing should be longer than a "Gilmore Girl."
- Mm. - Hi. Thank you.
Can you put these under Billy Eichner?
- Wait, he's here?
- Oh. I'm just assuming.
- Anyways, the movie probably felt so long
because it was so problematic.
- Totally. [stammers]
But, like, how would you say it was?
- Well, I mean, it was so racist to Italians.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Yes. I love that we both hate racism.
- Yeah. - So...
Tell me more about yourself.
Like, where do you live? What kind of bed's in there?
- Well, I have a king-sized bed. - Okay.
- And I live in Midtown East.
- Oh, no.
I'm not going there. - What-what?
[muffled dance music thumping]
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- [sniffs]
[phone chimes]
Ha ha, great party.
[door opens]
Huh-huh, great party.
[deep voice] Huh-huh, great party, dude.
- It is a great party.
Glad you're having fun, man.
- Oh, uh, no, no.
I'm, uh, I'm auditioning for a commercial.
I'm an actor, uh.
I actually went to the same theater school
as Patrick Wilson's cousin.
[urinal flushes]
But I'm in New York now, mostly doing theater.
Or I--I want to start doing more theater.
Um...
[women laughing]
[shoes squeaking]
- Oh, my God, it's honestly so tragic.
- I know. And in this climate?
all: Exactly!
- Hi, I'm Brooke.
I was gonna wear jeans to this 'cause I'm rich,
but I just thought that was too obvious.
So that's why I'm in this huge gown.
- Cool. - Totally.
- Our friend Zita was just talking about not having a job.
- Wait, what?
Oh, my God, that makes me feel so much better.
I don't have a job either.
- Yeah, I'm kind of spinning out
about what I'm gonna do next.
- [exhales] - Zita, relax.
You don't have to do anything. - Mm-mm, mm-mm.
- Yeah, girl, this is the beauty of retirement.
- [very soft laugh]
- You're retired?
- Yeah. - Of course.
We all are. - [soft laugh]
- You know how it goes.
Your teens are for working.
Your 20s are for resting.
- Well, what are your 30s for?
all: Making a global impact.
- [soft laugh] Oh, shit.
- Brooke. Thank God.
- Here. - Oh, this party is not fun.
- Yes, it is. I'm having fun.
- You are? - Mm-hmm.
Well, not like fun fun, but, you know, party fun.
[soft laugh] - What is--what?
- Party fun, when everybody at a party
just agrees to perform fun at each other
and it's the collective effort that makes it fun!
You know, like, uh, like this little model girl.
She's not having fun fun.
- [soft laugh] Yes, I am.
- Okay--yeah, but you know,
when you're alone with your thoughts in bed tonight,
you're not gonna look back at this party and think,
"That was fun fun."
- [soft laugh] Yes, I will.
I'm having the time of my life.
And I'll think back often to just how much fun this all was.
- Okay, well, she's a model. She doesn't know her own brain.
- I'm not a model. I'm an EP on the film.
- Jesus.
- Okay, well, your movie's racist.
[hip-hop music playing]
- Yeah, so now I'm focusing on theater mostly.
- Cool, um... - I think.
- Do you know where all the celebrities are?
I thought Tinsley Mortimer was here.
- Oh, uh, I think she got turned away at the door.
- Oh, I could have sworn I saw her.
I haven't seen ChaseDreams yet either.
I wanted a picture.
- You did? - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, I mean, I haven't-- I haven't seen him in a while.
But if I do, I'll send him your way.
What was your name? - Brittlyn.
And thank you.
I love ChaseDreams.
He's like the cutest boy in the whole world.
- Cutest boy?
- Everyone's saying I should incorporate,
but I don't know if it's worth it.
- I think it is, 'cause you could deduct
all your business expenses.
Think about every time you fly.
- I just feel so dumb about this stuff.
Like, should I get an LLC or an S Corp?
What do you have?
- Um, you know, actually--
I don't--I don't think-- I'd get either
in this climate.
- Hey, Streeter, I can't find you guys.
Can you put Chase on?
His neck is bound. - What?
- Yeah, I'm just trying to keep his Adam's apple under control.
Gotta keep that neck looking young and slick.
[chuckles] - Ew, don't do that.
Where are you?
- Uh, we're on a plane to Pittsburgh.
- What?
He's got a concert at 9:00.
- How? He has one song.
- Well, the grind never stops.
So what are you doing, gay brother man?
Still tearing it up at the, uh, AP?
The after-partay?
I'm sure Brooke is. She loves this kind of stuff.
She's probably having fun around here somewhere.
[toilet flushes]
Well, um, this woman named Brittlyn
wanted a photo with Chase, but I guess whatever.
- Brittlyn? Oh, my God.
That would have been huge for Chase.
She's like the biggest 11-year-old on Instagram.
Her makeup tutorials are like next-level.
- What? Brittlyn is 11?
She looks like she's 30.
- Yeah, I said her makeup tutorials are next-level.