hey internet so i decided it would be a good idea to let you guys take control
of my videos I let you vote on what you wanted me to make and out of all the
options of which there were many good options
by far one of the most requested things was that I make an apartment tour
not that there's anything wrong with looking at my furniture you know I like
watching other youtubers do it i guess on the inside we're all just massive stalkers
but it seems like quite a lot of you thought it would be a waste of a week
when I could be telling you about my life or something interesting but more
of you wanted to see this so fuck it let's go
yeah apartment tour whoa all right
it's gonna be like an episode of cribs but lonelier because no one's helping
me
this is the front door to my apartment it's a it's a door from the inside
because I don't want you to stalk me
stairs stairs stairs Delia if it wasn't for all these stairs i would probably weigh
400 pounds I'm being completely serious bathroom
it's a bathroom oh my god that's filthy, don't look
close your eyes this is the big mirror where after a long day i like to
contemplatively stare into my own eyes and reflect on the emptiness of my soul
toilet here is where I spend roughly two hours a day playing iphone games instead
of being productive
giant one direction poster
dan why do you have a giant one direction poster on your door? right one of you guys
gave me this poster and I had no idea what to do with it so i put it on the inside of
the door so when we have guests around and they use the toilet they have nowhere to
look but the giant one direction heads literally 10 centimeters from their face
the things your eyes have seen Niall
no no don't look in there its definitely not just a pile of everything I own
stairs
it's a hallway dirty hand marks oh Dan what could you possibly say about this
this right ok is what i like to call the existential crisis hallway, as roughly
every two and a half weeks when I have an existential crisis
this is the very patch of carpet where I just like to lie just, just lie there
more stairs what the nerd room nerd Beemo sofa bed
no no don't look at that don't look don't look entrance to the attic where
the girl from the grudge definitely lives
and here we have the lounge
*fancy vlogger music*
fancyass chandelier that came with the place yeah check me out
I live in constant fear that it will fall from the ceiling and kill me
horribly and this is my sofa crease
yeah i'm probably going to be horribly crippled when I'm about 23 because i
spent most of my life in this comfortable position
judge our collection and a fireplace cool right
I have no idea how to use it so I again live in constant fear that i am going to
gas myself whilst i sleep well
woah fire yes I shouldn't play with that, nerds
kitchen, wow Dan you have a glass door thats so cool
yeah it's really cool doing this every night at 2am this place means a lot to
me
food being the most important person in my life it's where I come to make secret
glasses of cereal at 3am that no one can know about
easy access steps for burglars and Phil's bedroom
I don't know if I should ok this feels wrong, ah perverse ok that's all you can
see and here we go
this is where the magic happens
*Fur Elise plays*
this is the hole behind my radiator where some mice used to live until I stuck a
crisp packet in it
yeah how's that for home solutions I know right
oh what the butt chair yeah i bought a chair that looks like a butt and you know how you
will probably have creepy candlelit shrines to harry styles or Gerard Way or
Satan or something well here is my creepy guild wars 2 shine
i'm such a nerd and this is my drawer miscellaneous crap you know when you
tidying and you're like, where the hell will i put that, and here's the bed bound chicka wow
wow
not much of that going on at the moment in here although here's a nice fact me
and Phil can hear the guy in the apartment underneath us having sex every
morning at 8am really loudly it's a bit weird though it's not normal sex
noises it's like oh my god like Jesus what is he doing to his girlfriend I
don't want to know
I feel slightly weird telling this publicly but in the hope that guy might be watching
this
could you at least do it like 10:30 or something that would be good
and that's my house all right
so I live in London which is really great what can i say, it is where literally
everyone i know lives which really helps a lot and is probably the most likely place to
get nuked by North Korea
if they fancy doing that at some point it is good to not live with your parents
or university flatmates who think you're insane for talking to yourself at 4 am
thanks guys so yeah voted by you that was an apartment tour I hope it was
everything you ever dreamed of
see you next week
it's the sexy endscreen butt chair dat ass
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never thought I'd be saying that sentence but here we are
this is my life