(upbeat jazz)
- I think Tom Cruise does such a good job of
playing a relatable action star
who jumps, you know, from...
(electronic beeping)
From... (laughs)
(electronic beeping)
From...
(electronic beeping)
...great job.
(electronic beeping)
(laughs) and then...
(electronic beeping)
(snorts) (electronic beeping)
(laughing)
♫ Where do you go when you want to?
♫ Stydia!
♫ What do you need when you're wrecked up?
♫ Stydia!
♫ What do you need when you wander?
♫ Stydia!
♫ How does it feel to touch the
♫ Stydia!
♫ What do you read, that that's just
♫ Stydia!
♫ Looks like we're gonna (mumbles) rock, text this
♫ Stydia!
What is that?
- [Announcer] Live on tape from Orlando, Florida,
it's Morgan Evans!
- F@$% you!
Yow!
Hey, hello!
Hey everybody, and welcome to Teen Wolf After After Show.
The only after show where it's okay for me
to bite my guests.
I'm your host Morgan Evans,
and I'm legally required to tell you that this show
is in violation of my probation.
Not gonna tell you what it's for though.
But I will tell you, it has something to do with some birds.
You know, I sometimes wonder how these show biz folks
come up with these great names.
Names like Stiles, you know what I mean?
You ever meet a Stiles?
Me either, I didn't think so.
Or like a Scott. Or a Peter. Or a Chris.
I've never met any of these types of people.
You know, what's the deal with these names?
I don't know any people.
I know one guy, and his name is Berstram, so.
That's pretty dope.
(audience clapping)
Well, we got a great show for you, but first things first,
a message from our sponsor.
I hope it's some sort of powder.
- [Narrator] Tonight's episode of the
Teen Wolf After After Show
is brought to you by Name Calling.
Are people walking away from you?
Acting like you're not even here?
- That's right.
Act like I'm not even here!
- Well then say some f@#$ed up shit to them
and watch them start to pay attention to you.
- Go crawling back to your dead wife and your loser son!
(tense ambient music)
- What did you say?
- Name calling! It's how you get attention,
you sad old freak.
(electronic beeping)
Did you know that Teen Wolf is dubbed
in over fifty languages?
It's true.
We actually got our hands on a cut of an episode
that aired in Britain recently, if you can believe it.
What the hell is Britain?
(regal orchestral music)
- Do we really have to do this?
- He's our only lead.
- Okay, what if the Ghost Riders show up?
- Then you handle it, Felix.
Hey look, you're not alone.
You've got Rupert, Nigel, and Felicity, okay?
Just find a safe place for Jillian Popperwell
and keep her there.
- Any suggestions?
- It doesn't matter as long as she's safe.
- God save the queen!
- Oh yes indeed, God save the queen.
I love her.
- And now it's time for the part of the show
where cast members of Teen Wolf
were tricked into talking with me
by promises of ice cream.
Well, the joke's on them.
There never was any ice cream.
- Aww.
- No ice cream.
- Really? - I'm very sorry.
It's great to have you back on the show.
- Thanks. - How are you doing?
- Very well, how are you?
- Great. I'm doing really good.
So, it's the last season of Teen Wolf.
- I know. - Which is really sad.
Kind of bittersweet.
But I'm really excited to see
how it's all gonna play out, you know?
- We all are. - Yeah.
And I think a lot of fans at home are as well.
And so we actually have some Twitter questions.
This one's from, okay, Lydia.
It says, "If you could be a supernatural creature
"on the show, would you want to?
"And what would it be?"
- Well, I believe that the human element of our show
is very important so I would never actually want that
to change for my character, Momma McCall.
- Yeah, totally. - Yeah, right?
- And isn't a mom, in a way, a supernatural creature?
- That's right.
- Yeah. For sure.
- Every day.
- Yeah.
My mom has a tentacle.
So you play Tyler Posey's mom on the show.
- No!
- I know.
Some people woke up out of a long coma.
- Is this the first time you guys are watching?
- Yeah. Way to get into this show way too late, Brian.
- Wow. Yeah.
- So uh, you play Tyler's mom on the show.
Have you ever had to ground him in real life?
- No. - Oh, okay.
- No, he's an awesome, awesome young man
and I've never had to chastise him or question anything.
- That's fantastic. - I just let him run amok.
That's my parenting skills for him.
- That's good parenting. Have you had to give him, like,
the sex talk though?
- No, he was already doing that prior to the show.
- Okay, very cool. (laughs) - I was a little late on that.
- That's very cool.
Could you possibly give me the sex talk?
Because I have no idea what it is.
- Later. - Okay, great.
So we saw Mr. Douglas snort some sort of penal gland.
Is that a new drug craze? (laughs)
Sorry, there's some very weird questions that were added.
- Come on. Like that was added.
You had that from the beginning. You've been holding out.
And I can get as loud as I want!
I know that question was in there!
Don't embarrass yourself!
Don't do it in front of all of these good people
who are here to make a paycheck, okay?
Don't do it.
You have to be 100% committed.
What you lack in talent, you make up for in commitment.
Do it.
(crew laughs)
- Now, this is a question, it's the last season of Teen Wolf
so everyone wants to know this.
What is greater than God, more evil than the devil,
is not a bug, nor a tree,
it casts a shadow and is not a soda,
it whispers like the wind but... (laughs)
- No, keep going. - Okay.
It whispers like the wind... (laughs)
- No, keep going.
- It whispers like the wind.
(both laugh)
I'm so sorry.
- I think that's three strikes and you're out.
- Yeah. It whispers like the wind, "Boyu! Boyu!"
and goes by the name of Keanu.
It is nigh nor neen, nor is it in between,
it has toes and bellows belows.
Who starred in the 1994 movie Speed
starring Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock?
- You?
- No, the answer was Keanu Reeves.
Okay, thank you so much for joining us today.
- Thank you. - That was fantastic.
- Yay!
- Yeah, great!
- Oh, for real?
- Yeah. - Okay.
(upbeat jazz)
- So tell me more about how you're this wolf?
- (coughs) Well, I uh, I get these urges, and um,
over the years I've been able to learn how to control them.
But, you know, I still just can't deny the animal that I am.
I turn into a wolf.
- I understand.
You feel as if you're a wolf.
- I mean yeah, but no, I-I-
you know, I-
(sighs)
the full moon and fangs and, you know, yellow eyes,
red eyes, claws, I turn into a wolf.
A walking wolf. It--
- Oh, okay, well, off the couch then, boy!
No dogs on the couch!
Bad!
Bad.
- Well that's it for us here
at the Teen Wolf After After Show.
Unless, of course, there's a secret bonus interview!
And there isn't.
I've been your host Morgan Evans,
and my middle name is Kevins. Morgan Kevins Evans.
Good-bye.
- There you are.
You fill that at the local Petco.
Okay, all right.
Good boy.
Good, good boy.
Mmm.
- Hey everybody, welcome to the After After After Show.
A show I didn't think I was gonna have to do,
but apparently it was in my contract,
so I'm giving it minimal effort.
Take a look at this clip.
- That's it for the After After Show panel.
Thank you everybody for coming out.
(audience clapping)
- Woo! - Thank you, Tyler.
(audience clapping)
Do you have a question?
Yes, Tyler.
- So, hi.
- Hi.
- So in episode 3 22 of the After After Show,
you said that Stiles,
you were talking to Dylan O'Brien,
and he said you said, you said that he was a Void Stiles,
and then you called him Void Dylan.
So how is it possible that there could be
a Void Stiles and a Void Dylan in the same room,
in the same universe?
- Yeah, no honestly that's probably just a mistake
that I called them Void Dylan and Void Styles.
Probably just a misunderstanding.
- You know how you do the, like,
you know how you do the After After Show?
Like you talk to the Teen Wolf cast and everything?
- Are you talking a selfie? Come on, man.
Look. No one came to this.
My parents are in town and they didn't even come.
They're staying at this hotel.
My dad was like,
"I'm not gonna get on the elevator and come down two floors
just to watch you prance around in your underwear."
And it's like, "That's not what I do."
- Wait I have a question.
- Okay. You have another question, I see, well,
what last question, this is your last question.
Okay, go.
- So, like when you stand up, do your feet hurt?
- Uh, sometimes.
- Okay.
- Thanks for coming out, but we should probably wrap it up
because it's one in the morning.
- No, you keep going.
I don't have anything else to do.
- Okay, all right.
So, then that actually concludes the panel.
Thanks so much for coming. Bye.
(clapping)