- The way Pie or Die is played, it's real simple.
DJ D-Wreck is gonna drop a beat
and give us random words
to freestyle rap about.
If you use the word correctly
you get a bell. (bell dings)
If not, you get a pie to the face.
You ready? - [Audience] Yeah!
- Drop the beat.
(hip hop beat) (crowd cheers)
Clap, clap, clap, clap.
- Your word is systematic.
- Systematic, all right.
Check me out, yo.
Okay, listen.
♪ I don't do the politics, I can't be diplomatic ♪
♪ Leave the party not republican or democratic ♪
♪ 'Cause the way they treat my people has been problematic ♪
♪ Oppression of the black man ♪
♪ It was systematic ♪
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
- Talk your ish!
(audience cheers)
- Your word is philanthropic.
- Philanthropic? Philanthropic.
Goddam, here we go. Hey, hey!
♪ Thank you, Nick ♪
♪ You made me very rich ♪
♪ Listen, on bank head ♪
♪ Philathrop (beep) ♪
Come on with the pie, girl. (buzzer sounds)
(audience laughs)
Philanthropic, man.
(audience cheers)
- Yerp!
Aw yeah (laughs).
This my game.
- Your word is ambidextrous.
- Okay, all right.
Hold on.
♪ I think I should mention this ♪
♪ I got diabetes but I ain't stressin' it ♪
♪ 'Cause that free pie there ♪
♪ I'ma mess with it ♪
♪ And I'm eat it with both hands, ambidextrous ♪
(bell dings)
Yeah! (audience laughs)
(audience cheers)
- Okay, your word is persecute.
- Persecute? - Persecute.
♪ Look, with all of these words ♪
♪ I could birk a group ♪
♪ I like what you wearin' ladies ♪
♪ Go on work them boots ♪
♪ And I can buy a new bag ♪
♪ 'Cause you're worth the loot ♪
♪ I have the girlfriend like ooh, that purse a cute. ♪
(audience laughs) (bell dings)
- What's up, what's up?
(audience cheers)
- Your word is fortuitous.
- Fortuitous? (audience laughs)
♪ Yo, they love my team ♪
♪ Nobody true as us ♪
♪ Feed me girl, I need a stewardess ♪
♪ What they gon' do with us ♪
♪ I got a movie, dinner ♪
♪ But she can't come ♪
♪ Only for two of us. ♪
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
(audience cheers)
- Get off me. Get off me.
I don't trust y'all, get off me.
- Your word is idiosyncratic.
- Idiosyncratic.
♪ I'm trying to feign like I don't know this word ♪
♪ I trick 'em like it's magic ♪
♪ If you test me it's gonna be tragic ♪
♪ Spit crack like a crack addict ♪
♪ I'm back at it ♪
♪ They don't know me my (beep) ♪
♪ I'm idiosyncratic ♪
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
(audience cheers)
- What's the word?
- Your word is zenith.
♪ You the type of person to talk (beep) ♪
♪ Then delete it ♪
♪ I'm the type a (beep) talk (beep) ♪
♪ Then repeat it ♪
♪ (beep) Always hate because their pox is bulimic ♪
♪ You gon' wanna see me ♪
♪ Then you catch me on the zenith ♪
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
- All right.
(bell dings)
(air horn honks)
By the looks of the pie
y'all play too much.
By the looks of the pie
- I'm knocking (beep) the (beep) out.
(audience laughs)
- The Red Squad won, am I right or wrong?
- Nah, the Black Squad won.
Make some noise for the Black Squad.
(audience cheers)
- [Nick] Y'all play too much. Y'all play too much.
♪ Wild out ♪
♪ Gettin' wild out ♪
♪ We gon' wild out ♪
♪ Gettin' wild out ♪