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Today I'll show you an American Thriller film: "The cabin in the woods"
Spoiler ahead, watch out and take care
The movie begins with a few pictures that mention a sacrifice
Then we can see two engineers talking about their marriage,
and one of them says that he and his wife are trying to get pregnant
Then they grab some coffee,
and another female engineer informs them that a similar ritual in Stockholm has been a failure
The two men get annoyed, and drive off in their mini-golf cart-like vehicle
In the next scene, we can see a woman named Dana walking around her room in her panties
Then she takes a look at her sketch of her professor, and thinks about the past
Her friend named Jules walks in, and tells her to stop thinking about the professor
Dana gets surprised after seeing that Jules has dyed her hair blond,
and tells her that her boyfriend Curt would love it
Then Jules proceeds to pack a pair of underwear for Dana,
in case Dana gets lucky to play the hormone game
Curt walks in, and throws a football at them
But Dana and Jules doge it, and it goes out
Luckily a new transfer student named Holden appears in time, and catches the ball
Then Curt introduces Holden to them, and proceeds to tease Jules for dying her hair
Jules gets upset and runs off
Curt recommends another book for Dana, and leaves the room, telling her to wear some pants
In the next scene, we can see the group of friends packing, for their trip to the cabin in the woods
When another friend named Marty arrives, with his car filled with a lot of smoke from the pot
Dana and Curt walk to him, and Curt tells him to keep the huge Bong in the car,
to which Marty transforms the Bong into a small coffee mug
They all get going in their recreational vehicle nick-named Rambler,
and an agent watches over them from the top of their dorm
On the way, Jules tells them that the road on which they are going, is not even on the GPS
Marty tells her that it's the whole point, and says that they need to stay off the grid
Then Marty talks about some Illuminati, and everyone jokes about him
Then we see a huge metal door open,
and the two engineers from the beginning of the movie, finally reach their office
A new security guard named Daniel checks them, and they all go in
The two engineers take their positions, and start tracking the group of friends
The group arrives at an old gas station, and tries to use the gas pumps
Holden looks inside, and walks into the store
He finds all sorts of animal skins inside the shop
Right when he gets out, the owner pops up, and scares the shit of him
Curt tells the old man that they stopped by to buy some gas,
and Holden tells them that they need directions
The old man says that the Buckners used to live there,
and there's always someone trying to sell that house
Then the old man tells the group that he's been here since the war, to which Jules asks which war
This pisses off the old man, and he yells at her
Marty walks in, and teases the old man about the war
The situation heats up, and the old man calls Jules a whore
The argument ends with Holden pulling back Curt from hitting the old man
Then they all leave to the cabin, in the Rambler
On the way, they go into a tunnel,
and an eagle soars along with them, only to be hit dead by an invincible electric barrier
They finally reach the cabin in the woods,
and we can see Marty looking at the cabin, knowing that this is going to end badly
Dana is the first to walk into the cabin, and looks around the cabin
Holden walks into his room, and finds a painting of monsters feeding on an animal
This creeps him out, and he removes the picture
To his surprise, he finds a two-way mirror
and on the other side, he sees Dana
Holden looks at her
and Dana, not knowing that she's being watched, begins to undress
Holden hesitates for a moment, but informs the gang about the mirror anyway
Then Holden sees that Dana is feeling uncomfortable because of the mirror,
and tells her that they can switch their rooms
Dana feels relieved, and thanks him for doing that
Dana goes into the other room, and finds Holden removing his shirt
Dana couldn't take her eyes off of holden, and looks at him in awe
Right when holden proceeds to remove his pants, Dana puts back the picture,
and covers up the mirror
Dana looks at the painting, and gets freaked out by it too
Then she covers it up using a bedsheet, and the camera begins to back away slowly
To our surprise, we can see that all of them are being watched by the men in the facility
The two engineers talk about how successful; they are going to be by the end of the day
The female engineer finally finds her way, and catches up to the men
She tells them that they have managed to reduce the thinking ability of Jules,
by mixing a chemical in the hair dye that lowers the cognition
A security guard calls, and informs them of a call from the old man at the gas station
One of the engineers accepts the call from the old man,
and we can see a cinematic scene, of the old man talking about a group of friends
He proceeds to talk to the two engineers in an old-fashioned way, and gets roasted by them
The old man gets pissed off, and ends the call with them
In the next scene, Dana and Holden jump right into the lake, and ask the other to join them
Curt pushes Jules into the water, and joins them
Back at the facility, the workers place bets on the group,
with each department choosing a different way the group dies
While they are betting, the female scientist looks at the new security guard Daniel,
and tries to use her hormones on her
She tries to use her hormones on her
but it doesn't work
The engineers take up all the bets, and the scene shifts back to the cabin
The group starts drinking and partying
Marty calls out Jules, and asks her truth or Dare
Jules picks Dare, and Marty tells her to make out with the severed wolf head put up on the wall
Jules without hesitation agrees to it, and proceeds to walk towards the head
To everyone's surprise, Jules' hormones get up,
and starts giving a literal tongue massage to the severed head
Everybody looks at her tongue massage in awe, and appreciates her for the performance
Then Jules asks Dana for truth or Dare, and Dana chooses Dare
Right when she says Dare, the cellar door pops open, and scares the shit out of everybody
Since Dana chose Dare, they dare her to enter the dark cellar
Dana uses a flashlight, and looks around
She finds a portrait of a young girl, and freaks out
Hearing her screams, all her friends come down and look around
They find various mysterious things lying in the cellar
Dana takes a look at a diary, and reads a passage from it
We get to know that the people who had lived earlier in the cabin, were called the Buckners
Then Dana sees something written in Latin, and proceeds to read it
Right when she finishes, we can see a group of zombies getting out from their graves
The zombies resemble the same family, that used to live in the house previously
Back at the facility, the two engineers announce the winner who had betted on the zombies
In the next scene, Jules begins to dance, arousing everyone's hormones
Holden and Dana sit on the couch together, and watch in shock, as Curt drinks and motivates Jules
Then Jules proceeds to dance in front of Marty, and Marty gets weirded out
Curt and Jules go out to the forest to let go of their hormones,
and Marty back to his room, leaving Dana and Holden alone
Meanwhile, Dana gives Holden a cup of beer,
and they both chat for some time about the Latin phrase in the book
At the same time, Curt and Jules go deep into the forest,
searching for a good spot to let go of their hormones
The engineers at the facility control the environment,
in order for a human to let go of their hormones
The environment gets suitable, and they both proceed to share a passionate tongue massage
What they don't know is that a large group of nerds is watching them
They both begin to play the game
right in the middle of their session, a zombie stabs Jules' hand
As usual in a horror movie, the dumb blond gets killed first, and the muscular guy gets knocked out
Then the zombie family decapitates Jules, while Curt escapes back to the Cabin
Curt tries to explain the situation to others, and tells them to stay together
Curt gets even dumber from the gases, and tells them to take cover in their separate rooms
In his room, Marty finds a hidden camera, with a microphone
But unfortunately, he gets dragged to the grave by a zombie
In the facility, the engineers get to know that sacrificial rite in Japan has also failed
This means that the sacrificial rite in America is Humanity's last hope
The surviving three, Curt, Holden, and Dana, get into their RV, and escape
But the engineer manages to collapse the tunnel to block their way
Curt gets on his motorcycle, and attempts to jump across the huge ravine to get help
But unfortunately, he crashes into the invincible force field, and falls down the ravine
Finally, Holden and Dana realize that everything had been staged by someone
Holden drives the RV, in search of another way out, and is killed by a zombie
Then the RV gets drowned in the lake, and Dana is the only survivor
Once she gets above the water, she gets attacked by the papa zombie
The papa zombie starts hurting Dana,
while the people at the facility celebrate the success of the sacrifice
Suddenly, they get a phone call from The Director of the facility,
who reveals that Marty is still alive somewhere in the facility
Marty arrives in time, and saves Dana from papa zombie
He takes her to a hidden elevator in the grave, which he discovered
There, Marty controls the elevator, and they both get down to the lab
To their shock, they find a huge collection of various monsters, all locked up in cages
They get cornered by a security guard, and they manage to escape him
Dana presses the Purge button, and releases all the monsters
The monsters wreak havoc, and slaughter each and everyone at the facility
One of the engineers gets killed by a monster, while Dana stabs another
Later, Dana and Marty discover an ancient sacrificial chamber, and meet the Director
The lady explains that human sacrifices are held all over the world to please the ancient gods
The Director further reveals that the American sacrificial ritual involves the sacrifice of five people:
The whore, The athlete, The scholar, The fool, and finally the virgin
Then the Director smooths talks Dana, and asks her to shoot Marty
Dana is about to kill him, but she gets attacked by a werewolf
The zombie girl from the book arrives and kills the Director
Dana, and Marty conclude that humanity is not worth saving at the price of human sacrifices
So Dana apologizes for almost shooting Marty, and they share a smoke
The sacrificial chamber's floor collapses,
and the movie ends with a giant hand emerging from the ground
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