Hmm.
A little bit different, but they taste familiar.
[burping]
Well, that wasn't familiar.
[burping]
You feeling okay?
'Cause there's sesame seeds going out of your back.
[groaning]
[burping]
[groaning]
What's going on?
Oh.
I never shoulda eaten four...
[grunting]
[burping]
The new patties!
They're making everyone change!
[groaning]
Ah, I gotta get outta here!
[screaming]
Maybe I'll pass on this patty.
Well, alright. Let's put some kick back in this crab.
Mmm hmm.
[groaning]
Oh.
[groaning]
Oh. We're still missing something.
Oh!
Lil' zapparoni oughta do it.
The spark of life.
[mumbling]
He's alive!
[groaning]
Mr. Krabs seems kinda dumb now.
Well, Patrick, he has had a rough day.
We'll just have to remind him of
everything that makes him him again.
Don't you worry, Mr. K.
We'll have ya right back up to speed
before your big date tonight.
I promise
[groaning]
Okay, that's great, SpongeBob.
But you don't have to knock me in--
Squidward, why'd you make that weird no... Ahh!
Easy boy, easy.
Never thought I'd say this but,
I gotta get outta this kitchen!
[crying]
[screaming]
Squidward, that giant Krabby Patty is on a rampage!
We have to escape!
Do you always go barefoot at work?
Or have I just never noticed before?
Wouldn't this just count as half barefoot?
Squidward, behind you!
Abandon ship!
[screaming]
It's a crabolanche!
One Monster Krabby Patty, please.
No one's ordered a Monster Patty in ages.
SpongeBob, one Monster Krabby Patty.
[gasping]
Did he just say a Monster Krabby Patty?
Um, one Monster Krabby Patty.
[gasping]
Monster Krabby Patty?
Oh dear Neptune.
Oh boy.
Closing time.
The saddest time of the day.
[crying]
Huh?
It's a Krabby Patty.
Ewe.
It's cold and hard.
This coulda rolled under there years ago.
There, there, little one.
Your journey is almost over.
What happened?
Someone tried to throw away a patty.
Pitch-O-Matic has saved you 5.2 cents.
But, Mr. Krabs, I found that under the grill.
And tomorrow a customer will find it under his bun.
But it's old and cold and so very full of mold.
You're not to make another patty until that one is sold.
Understand?
The next day.
Order up, Squidward.
Alright.
Ah, SpongeBob.
Can I get one with less... fog.
Sorry, Squidward. Mr. Krabs' orders.
Whatever.
Here you are, sir, one Krabby Patty.
[screaming]
What happened? What is it?
Peas. Made ‘em the old fashioned way.
Mr. Krabs, you got to take them out of the...
holy fishpaste! What is that?
That's the appetizer.
But I thought you said you were the head chef on the SS Gourmet.
Did I say that?
No. I cleaned the bathrooms on the Gourmet.
I was the head chef on the SS Diarrhea.
[groaning]
[whistling]
[gasping]
Eat us!
[screaming]
[burping]
Eat us!
Car 521, we have an outbreak of rabid patties.
Yeah, yeah, I'm on my break.
Go ahead. Come on! I'm on my break!
Eat us!
[groaning]
[grunting]
[burping]
Eat me.
Really, Krabs?
Is this some kind of new promotional gimmick?
Surely you could do better than this, Eugene.
I mean, you even wasted real pickles on this cheap costume.
Pretty insulting, if you ask me...
[burping]
Eat us!
There, enough for everyone.
Excellent, SpongeBob.
[laughing]
Okay, let's go.
Hmm?
Aged Krabby Patties here!
Get your artisanal-aged Krabby Patties here!
Did I mention they were free?
[squealing]
[grunting]
[groaning]
Do you see ‘em, Patrick? Do you see cuddly hugs?
[groaning]
[gasping]
Yes!
Oh he's glorious!
Yeah, his fur looks silkier than actual silk.
Yes, make them all see me, SpongeBob.
Make them all see Cuddle E. Hugs.
SpongeBob, what are you doing giving away free food?
Are you cra--
[gasping]
Blech!
[laughing]
I can't resist the fuzzy.
[giggling]
Come, everyone, and hug your new best friend.
[cheering]
[cackling]
[screaming]
No, Cuddly Hugs, no!
Yes, SpongeBob Squarepants, yes!
[screaming]
Sorry I'm late. I--
[screaming]
Um, back to bed.
[screaming]
Run for your lives, everyone!
It's the appetizer!
[screaming]
We can do this.
At the count of three, we flip.
Ready? One, two, three!
Stop.
[screaming]
Okay, you go right ahead.
But I'd rather stay alive than stay at work.
Now, if you...
Cashy!
Mr. Krabs, look out!
[screaming]
I think it's our break time, don't you?
[screaming]
I don't understand.
We haven't had a customer in weeks!
I wonder if it's the new placemats.
What? Placemats?
Have you lost your mind?
It's that old patty you keep trying to sell to everybody!
It's gone bad!
Gone bad?
That's nonsense. Bring it here, SpongeBob.
Uh. Why is it in a cage?
Because it growled at me.
[barking]
You two would've never have lasted in the Navy.
Let's see how bad you are.
[barking]
No!
[barking]
Stay.
That a girl. There, there. See? Good enough to eat.
Oh, look!
An ambulance.
Now, then.
SpongeBob!
Yes, Mr. Krabs?
Make sure you wrap up that patty.
I'm not finished with it yet--
Oh.
Get your mitts off me gal, bucko!
Oh!
You're not going to take that from a stranger,
are you, Eugene?
Fight for my love!
[fighting]
This is all a big misunderstanding!
[groaning]
Hey!
Ow!
[groaning]
Oh, me lost the fight and me Puff.
[groaning]
Uh oh.
I win! Eh, kind of.
[straining]
There it is, Karen, 152 bags of Grade B precooked chum.
And not a single customer has come through that door.
[gasping]
SpongeBob, what are you doing?
How are the customers supposed to get in now?
Those aren't customers out there, Plankton.
They're all Krabby Patty zombie monsters!
And they're forcing everybody to eat them!
You and I are the last two survivors!
Krabby Patty zombies?
I'll believe it when I see it.
[groaning]
Okay! I believe it!
[groaning]
Karen!
[whirring]
Consume me.
No!
Hey!
Handsome.
No! Wait!
I don't wa--
[burping]
[groaning]
Have a slider.
Ah, what a day.
What's next? A zombie invasion?
[screaming]
[groaning]
Mr. Krabs, open up!
We're being attacked by a bunch of zombies that look like me!
Uh, go away, please. I'm busy.
Please! You don't understand!
They're all splotchy and yellow with distended bellies!
[screaming]
Open up!
Ooh.
- Mr. Krabs? - SpongeBob.
Great Neptune's mother stockings!
Zombies! They're here to eat me money!
Wait! They're not zombies, Mr. Krabs.
They're your customers. Look!
Oh, I ate this yellow Krabby Patty and now I feel sick.
Krabby Patty?
Blech!
Man, you've got some serious problems.
If you're trying to pass that of a Krabby Patty,
It's a... It's a Spongy Patty!
Mr. Krabs, what have you done? You poisioned all these people!
No! But... I just...
I can explain! I...
- What the? - Tell it to the judge, Krabs.
It's the largest Krabby Patty the world has ever seen.
It's...
gorgeous!
Oh great patty, take me!
Take me home, daddy!
[screaming]
Keep running! It's getting closer!
No, it isn't! Look, where I'm pointing. It stopped!
Hey, he's right!
[screaming]
[burping]
Snookems, look out!
You've got to promise Mommy, you'll be more careful.
Neptune knows what she'd do
if you were swallowed by the putrid ooze
that's running ramped in our streets!
Wait! Don't leave now! Who's gonna clean up this mess?
[groaning]
Have some.
[burping]