- (man) Come on, man. I gave you eight years of my life.
- Yo, this movie! Have you seen this movie?
- Oh, Uncut Gems?
- Wait, what is this?
- (Howard) Holy shit, I'm gonna cum. (Jillian screams)
(group laughs)
- (React) Today, you're gonna do a Try Not To Laugh: Adam Sandler!
- Try Not To Laugh? - Yay!
- (React) If you do laugh, you'll be able to redeem yourself
with some trivia questions that I'll ask you throughout.
Let's all have a quick game.
Name every Adam Sandler movie you can think of,
one after the other, go!
- Billy Madison.
- Click! - Big Daddy!
- Bedtime Stories.
- Oh, the Museum something, Night at the Museum.
- That is Ben Stiller!
- Wait, no, no he's in it! He's in it!
- No he isn't! - Yes he is!
- (Happy) Alright, let's go. (Dani gasps)
- Wait!
- Wait, what is this called? - (Happy) You want a piece of me?
- Oh, this is Happy Gilmore.
- (Bob) I don't want a piece of you. The want the whole thing!
- Let's get it! (laughs)
- Oh, I forgot that he wants the whole thing!
- (React) You're laughing, Izzy! (buzzer)
- It's just so stupid! (laughs)
- Dude knows how to punch!
(water splashes)
- Bob Barker is beating the [censored] out of Adam Sandler!
Damn, I laughed too. (buzzer)
- How did he just get up after that? - Damn!
- They always look so real, I mean, even the, oh.
- (Happy) The Price Is Wrong, bitch!
- Oh my God!
He's gonna kill him, he's gonna kill him.
(Happy gags)
- Oh my, this is some, like...
- This is like the longest fighting scene.
- I don't know why I wanna do all these things to someone right now.
- (Bob) No!
- Woo! - Oh my God.
- (Bob) Now you've had enough. - This was gold, okay?
This is comedy... - (React) You laughed!
- Oh no! (buzzer)
- (React) What do you think of that?
- (inhales) Uh...
- Silly scene? - I liked him...
- Silly goofy! - I like Bob.
- (React) Bob.
- Bob-bob beating. - Bob Barker.
Bob beating up Barker.
- Don't know, never saw the movie.
- (React) You've never watched Happy Gilmore?
- I haven't, actually.
- I feel like Adam Sandler movies are just feel good movies.
- Yes! - They're kinda...
- I'm just smiling. I'm just smiling the whole time.
- Okay, ready, ready? Ugh!
(Dani laughs) Ugh!
(slowed) Ugh! Ugh!
- ♪ Saturday, wait ♪ - (Henry) Okay, this is her.
Start beating me up, make it look good.
(grunts)
Help, ow! - (Ula) Give me your wallet!
Okay, haole, what do you think? You can come to this island?
- Oh wow. - (Ula) Eat our pineapples?
- (Henry) Help me! Ow, not so hard!
- Why is he always like fighting someone,
beating someone up, like... - I wouldn't be scared.
- (Ula) Making my sister clean your hotel room!
- (Henry) Okay, what does that have to do with this, relax?
(buzzer) Hey, hey, help me please!
- (Ula) You stupid haole! (grunts)
- Damn!
- (Lucy) Take that! And that, and that!
- Damn!
- Get it, Drew! - Yes, girl!
- (Lucy) Are you okay? - (Henry) Yes, yes!
- (Lucy) Okay, I'll be right back. Hey come here!
- Oh my God! - (Henry) I think he's had enough!
Aww, I'm sorry!
(Izzy laughs) - (Ula) Oh my God!
(both laugh) - I love her!
- (Henry) You got 'em!
- Oh, I just laughed. - We love that!
(Dani laughs)
- (Lucy) What's your name? - (Henry) My name's Henry.
You did good.
- (Lucy) Hi, sorry, I'm in a community watch program.
(Angel laughs) (buzzer)
- This is such a cute movie though, you should watch it.
- Yeah, I should.
- That was good.
- Dude, Adam Sandler is pretty violent.
- It's, yeah.
- But like, funny. - Violence and singing.
- (React) Trivia question!
Name every movie that Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore
are in together.
- I don't know this.
- Um... - Drew Barrymore.
I don't, I barely know Adam Sandler movies,
let alone Drew Barrymore movies.
- (React) The number is three, I'll tell you that.
There's three movies they've been in together.
- What was this one just now, can you say that?
(React laughs)
(Izzy laughs)
- You have more?
- I think that's the name of the character.
- (React) Three, two, one. - Hold on!
- I don't know the third one.
- (React) Reveal.
- 50 First Dates. Wedding Singer, Wedding Singer!
- (React) That's the clip you just watched!
- Bruh, you did say Wedding Singer.
I totally...
- (React) The Wedding Singer, Something.
Mr. Bates is incorrect. Pixels is also incorrect.
I just... - (React) The correct answers were
The Wedding Singer, 50 First Dates...
- Oh, okay. - (React) And Blended.
- (both) Blended! - What even is that?
- I've never heard of Blended. - I've never heard of it.
- (React) You've redeemed on more point Izzy, well done.
So right now, you're at minus one.
Benison, you're at zero.
- Thank you! - That's great.
- ♪ Oh so pretty ♪
- Oh my God, with Jack Nicholson.
- ♪ I feel pretty, and witty, and ♪
- ♪ Gay ♪
(horn honks) (both laugh)
- We just said the gay part.
- ♪ And I pity ♪ - ♪ And I pity ♪
(both laugh)
(buzzer) - (React) Oh!
- We both! - (React) You just laughed,
you just laughed! - Oh, sorry, I'm too funny!
- ♪ La la la la la la, la-la ♪
- Oh my God, this movie triggered me.
- Look at his face! (laughs)
♪ La la la la, la-la ♪
- ♪ So charming ♪ ♪ It's alarming how charming I feel ♪
- Look, he's singing again.
- Yo, he is singing again. - He be singing!
- ♪ And so pretty ♪
- His face is making me uncomfortable.
- ♪ La la la la la ♪
- You do it too well!
- You know why this is fun?
Because you never really see Jack Nicholson
in these kind of roles, so...
- (laughs) He's killing it right now!
- ♪ Who could that ♪ ♪ Attractive girl be ♪
- ♪ Who, which one, where ♪
- ♪ Such a pretty face ♪
- ♪ Hum, hum, hum ♪ - ♪ Hum ♪
- (Dave) Yes!
- (React) That movie's about Jack Nicholson.
He's the person who's teaching Adam Sandler
how to deal with his Anger Management.
- Yeah, maybe that is the way to manage anger, huh?
Just kinda sing? - Sing it!
(both grunting)
- Don't Mess With Zohan.
It's a really stupid movie, and I love it.
- What the heck?
(both laugh) (buzzer)
- This is amazing, yes! - So stupid!
- The butterfly!
Bro, like ahh! - Low key, Adam Sandler's fit!
(Jillian screams)
- (Zohan) Why you do this? I feel no pain.
- I feel nothing.
- (Phantom) No no no, I feel no pain.
(Benison laughs)
- This is funny.
- Oh! - (Zohan) Is good, is good.
Is very nice. - Wow.
- (Zohan) Fizzy Bubblech for me.
- (laughs) Bubbly!
- (Phantom) Time to die! - (Zohan) So let's go.
- Oh!
What is this?
- This is amazing.
Oh my God.
- (React) What movie was that?
- Don't Mess With The Zohan.
- (React) Don't Mess With The Zohan. - Don't Mess With The Zohan.
- (React) Jaxon, you lost a point there.
- Yes I did. It's just very, it's stupid.
It's just a very stupid movie.
That can go for any Adam Sandler movie,
but this one is particularly just stupid for the sake of stupid,
and I love it.
- He looks so good. He looks really good in that.
- Yeah, he actually did look really cute.
I've never like thought Adam Sandler was attractive,
but for some reason, right there, in that moment.
- (React) Got a little bit of a crush crush.
- I have a little bit of a crush.
- (Professor) Is there anybody here...
- Colonel Sanders!
- (Professor) That tell me where happiness comes from?
- Oh my God! (buzzer)
- I forgot about this movie! (laughs)
- What is this movie called again?
- It seems like it's an older one, right?
- (Professor) Let's see what mama has to say on the subject.
- (Bobby) Mama say that happiness is from magic rays of sunshine
that come down when you're feeling blue.
(class laughs)
- This is Waterboy. - Yeah, it's Waterboy, right?
- (Professor) Wrong again.
- (both) Aww.
- Dude, he's just saying what his mom taught him, dude!
- (Bobby) Mama's right.
(class laughs)
- (student) Mama's right! - (student) Mama's right!
- (Professor) There's something wrong with his medulla oblongata.
- Go sell some chicken!
(Bobby yells)
- It was the face beforehand.
- (Bobby) It's okay to fight back!
Stop making fun of me!
- (quarterback) Red ready, hut!
(Bobby yells)
- Damn!
- I like how he squeals like a pig.
(yells)
- I know, if you weren't looking at it,
you would think it was an animal.
- (Bobby) No. - (teammate) No what?
(both laugh) (Bobby yells)
- (quarterback) Red 18, red 18!
Needle dick, needle dick, needle dick! - (laughs) Needle dick!
(Bobby yells)
- (group) Yeah!
- The stuff Adam Sandler puts in his movies, too,
like needle dick, like the smallest things, hilarious.
- Damn! - Yeah, get him!
Yeah!
- This is the kinda stuff you need in football!
- (React) Trivia question! - Okay!
- (React) Which Adam Sandler film features the quote
it's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walking around here?
- It's too damn hot for a penguin to be walking around here?
It's too hot for a penguin to be walking around?
It's too God damn hot! - Mm-hmm.
- You know it? - Mm-hmm.
- (React) Ten, nine, eight... - What?
- Wait, why can't I think of any of his movies now?
- (React) Reveal, three, two, one.
- I know I'm wrong, but I don't...
- Click! - (React) 50 First Dates.
The correct answer is Billy Madison!
- Oh! - Oh, Billy Madison!
- (React) And now we're gonna watch Billy Madison.
- (host) Mr. Madison, the industrial revolution
changed the face of the modern novel forever.
Discuss, citing specific examples.
(crowd murmurs)
- Wow, he's young!
- He's kinda hot, dude.
(both laugh) (buzzer)
I never though, no! (laughs)
- (Billy) Puppy Who Lost His Way. - What? (laughs)
- (Billy) The world was changing, and puppy was getting bigger.
So you see, the puppy was like industry,
in that they were both... - Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh, tell us more.
- (Billy) But the industry, my friends,
that was a revolution.
- He has a point. Did you hear that?
- (Billy) Knibb High football rules!
(crowd cheers) (both clapping)
- That was awesome!
- (host) Mr. Madison, what you've just said
is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard.
At no point in your rambling... (both laugh)
Incoherent response, were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought.
(both laugh) (buzzer)
Everyone in this room...
- I love how he just reads him for filth.
- (host) I award you no points,
and may God have mercy on your soul.
- (Billy) Okay, a simple wrong would've done just fine, but...
- (React) Angel? - I'm fine.
- (React) Yeah, you were fine, I'll let you have that.
- I'm fine.
- Okay, you survived that one. - (React) He survived.
- That's savage! - (React) Ah, savage!
You both lost that round, as well!
- Ugh, I'm just gonna keep laughing man,
Adam's the best.
♪ (triumphant music) ♪
- Big Daddy! - I love this.
Love this movie!
- Isn't that crazy, that's the Suite Life With Zack and Cody kids?
- Aww, I just made that connection just now.
- (Sonny) You see my boy needs to take a bath!
The only problem is he's afraid to bathe alone!
So I was wondering if maybe you could keep him company in the tub?
- Aww! - He's so cute!
- (Sonny) You have to try and study hard,
'cause if you wanna be a member of the Scuba Squad,
you have to be smart.
- (Julian) I could be in the Scuba Squad?
- Aww.
- As he's wearing a Hooters shirt?
- With the Hooters shirt, goes hard.
- Yeah.
- (Sonny) 'Cause then everybody's gonna wanna join!
And one more thing, be nice to the delivery guy, would ya?
- Rob Schneider! - Oh, aw, so good!
- Oh, I love Rob Schneider. - (Sonny) Take care!
- (Tammy) So Kristy, still going out with that a-hole Paul?
- The sweaters!
- (Kristy) I can't believe we're still wearing
the same thing we did four days ago.
(audience laughs) (buzzer)
- Oh, SNL? - (React) Yeah.
- (Kristy) You're busted, sweetie, and so are you, Paul, get out!
- You're busted, sweetie!
- (Lucy) You are the queen of phone trickery!
- Why does he look really good with that wig?
- Ooh!
- (Misty) So how are those fries, Kristy?
Trying to put a little more chunk in your trunk?
- Ooh! - No!
- Beep boop boop beep boop.
- (Kristy) You're the one looking a little loose in the caboose.
Donut Hut slut.
- (group) Ooh!
- (Cindy) Yeah, Misty.
You're so dumb, when they were passing out brains,
you thought they said trains, and then you got on it.
- Oh God. (laughs)
- (Cindy) On a train, and then went for a ride.
(Benison laughs) (buzzer)
- What? (laughs)
(Jaxon laughs) (buzzer)
- (React) So this is SNL.
Jillian, you laughed, well done. - Ah!
- (React) You didn't even realize.
The reason I always bring this one up is,
'cause of course, he was in SNL.
SNL, Adam Sandler and Chris Farley
were best friends, also, they lived together.
Chris Farley passed away at the age of 33.
- (both) Damn!
- That's young! - That's young, I don't like that.
- (React) Yeah. - Wait, how did he die?
- (React) Overdose. - Damn!
- Aww, that's sad. - I don't like that either.
- (React) Trivia question! - Okay!
- (React) Win a point!
When was Adam Sandler's first appearance on SNL?
1990, 1991, '92, or '93?
Three, two, one! - '93!
- (React) The correct answer is 1990.
No points for you guys.
- Oh! - Ah!
Always go with A. - Damn it, always go with A!
- (Longfellow) Just grab it. All my friends do this
when they're wasted. (laughs) Come on.
- Oh my God, which movie is this?
- Wait, what is this? Mr. something?
- (React) Yeah, Mr. Deeds.
- (both) Mr. Deeds!
- (Longfellow) Nothing. - (Emilio) Really?
- (Longfellow) Isn't that sick?
- No, this is, oh, this is gross.
- What is he doing?
- (Longfellow) I didn't feel that, isn't that awesome?
Go ahead. Nothing.
Yeah, oh, I know you're starting to like it, aren't ya?
Chop that wood!
- Come on, masochist.
(both scream)
- Again, very violent.
- (Longfellow) You're sick, you're sick,
why would you do that to me?
I'm just kidding you, pal. (Benison laughs)
- He got me! He got me, I was like...
- (Emilio) You had me going there. (laughs)
- (Longfellow) I saw your face, you were like (gasps)
(laughs)
- You got me going there!
- (React) He was the guy he was fighting
in Don't Mess With The Zohan.
- Mm-hmm! - (React) That's the same guy.
- That's what I'm saying, he's so loyal.
- I love that.
- (React) This is Mr. Deeds.
Mr. Deeds in one sentence, do you remember it?
- Yes, saves a guy from the ice water with his dead foot.
That's what I remember the most.
- Doesn't he like get a ton of money?
- (React) Yes, there we go.
- Randomly. - (React) Yeah.
- And then he's like what do I do with all this money,
and then does all this random stuff, and then...
- (React) Yeah.
- Oh yeah, you're right, I forgot...
- There's some kind of moral.
- (React) Okay, final one, are we ready?
- Yes, wait, wait. (sneezes)
- (React) Bless you. - Bless you.
- (Jack) Trust me. - (Adam) I do.
- (Jack) Take off your pants. (both laugh)
(fart squelches)
(group laughs)
- Was that a real fart? - (React) Yeah.
- Not the cuddle!
(both laugh) (buzzer)
- (Adam) Yeah, speaking of shit breath.
(laughs) I'm sorry... I'm just kidding.
No, from the priest, from the priest.
Alright, one more. (laughs) From the priest!
- (laughs) Ate him up!
- (laughs) It's the funniest when they break out of character, yo!
- (Adam) It's a line in a movie!
- It's so funny!
- (Adam) You should play too, come on!
(buzzer) - (laughs) Stupid!
So stupid, what the...
(both laugh)
- (React) Angel, minus four, so Angel's the winner!
So Danny laughed four times,
and the loser, Jillian, laughed seven times!
- Ah! - Woo!
- (React) Benison... - Minus?
- (React) Yeah, you laughed at nine of these,
and zero trivia questions, zero minus nine.
The loser, Benison! The winner, Izzy!
- Benison!
- (React) And as your punishment, you must now
do a one minute stand up and try to make Angel laugh.
- One minute stand up? - (React) Yes.
- Oh gosh, that's gonna be really embarrassing.
Should I not laugh to make it even worse?
- Okay, wait, I gotta, wait, I gotta think of something.
You can't just put me on the spot without anything.
- One minute, start the timer! - No, give me a second to think!
- 59!
- (React) Three, two, one, go.
- So I went to the emergency room the other day.
Really scary in there, really scary.
- Ha ha ha ha. - Stop!
(Jaxon laughs)
- That eraser. - (React) Three, two, one, go.
- (laughs) Should use the pen.
(both laugh)
- Thanks for watching this episode.
- We hope you laughed just as much as we did.
- What is your favorite Adam Sandler movies?
Put them in the comments. Please let us know.
- Bye! - Bye!