*intro plays*
Hello! I'm here.
I saw your advertisement on uhh...
The Criggity Craig
about. uh,...
you a driver, right?
Yeah
OK, cool, cool. SO yeah I was hoping
that you know
you could pick me up
and a few of my
boys
uhh you kinda
we can kinda go
cruise around
and where
you all wanna go
tonight?
uh, a co- a couple a dey
houses
you know, couple businesses
that kinda thing
we tryin' go at like
two or three
a.m
3 o 'clock in the morning?
uh, yeah
you can pick us up at one
you know we can kinda like just start
makin our rounds
uh, how much trunk space
you got
I don't have
much - the back is not really available
Alright, I got you
I think, you know, we could use our laps, it won't be no issue like that, you know
It's not gonna be too much mass. It's just gonna be, you know
just a co-couple bags and stuff like that
So I think we'll be good. Uh..
But yeah, wha- wha- how much you charge for that?
Well I need to know the- how many hours
are you wanting me for?
Uh, I would say like, uh like one
to one and a half hours
Fine, then probably around fifty dollars. Are you also interested
'Cause, you know, I wanna get you in on it too ar-
are you interested in working on a commission basis?
Me and my boys, we can give you twenty five percent
of our findings. Twenty five percent?
Of your findings? I'm not sure what you mean by that.
Were going to rob the places. You know what I'm saying?
Were going to steal some stuff and we'll give you 25 percent
Like in layman's terms. I'm trying to be real straight forward you know
You're going to do ROBBERIES? AND YOU ARE CALLING ME
and you want- an- an and you calling me?
Uh yeah, but b-but I mean you just seem like a-a
great get away driver, so I was just hittin'
you up to see like you know if we could work something out.
I'll tell you what, why don't you have
a Merry Christmas. Uh yeah no uh I will definitely
That's why I'm tryinna steal some stuff so I can have a Merry ass
Christmas! You know I'm sayin'? So help a brother out and you know we can
we can both have Merry Christmases. You know I'm sayin'?
Do I need to call the police on you now?
Nah! Not at all. I was pitchin' an
idea to you, you know I'm sayin' right? Like I'm-i'm I'm trynna
I'm trying get some stuff for my son little Jabari
You know i'm sayin' he wants some new uh wants some
New electronics. Alright, Bye
*has a panic attack*
Hello?
HEYO watsup man I think we got disconnected. IDK what happened.
uhh, i was just talkin to you a second ago
Yeah, im not interested in doing anything
anything illegal 35%, i'll give you 35 percent,
How is that, how bout that
I dont want any percentage, aah, you a good negotiator
Don't call me again! You call me again
im gonna call the police
And explain to them what your trying to do
Dont you remember about high school
Dont you remember about snitches get stitches
thats fucked up
why are you going to tell on me like that
that's not nice
you know what I'm sayin'
thats just real rude.
I'm tryin' I'm Tryin'
What's rude is you calling me
Getting me convicted of a felony
Nah, I'm trying
That's what's rude
I'm trying to have a merry ass mother fuckin' Christmas dog!
Like why don't you get... *laughing*
*Phone Ringing*
Hello?
Uhh yeah hello I am calling about advertisement on craigslist?
I was wondering
Uhh,
How much you charge it
For like one hour?
Uh,
Riding service?
Okay,
and where do you wanna go?
uh yeah we will drive around
uh,
Maybe stop by airport? To do- drop off friend, and
and just couple other locations
that we will give you address.
Yeah, uhm, what's the purpose of the trip?
You know we have to just pick up
a couple items you know, we have to
uh, we're moving to a different area
so we have to go pick it.
and what items will you be picking up?
Yeah, but uh I'm a little bit you know embarrassed, this is
personal question, right? but yeah, like clothes
things like that.
Well I wanna make sure there's room
in my vehicle
Oh yeah, but, it won't take too much space
like, you know like, on my lap or something like that.
Okay, no problem?
No it's it's- no. I just got
a call from somebody that wanted
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