*WHOO-PAH* TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES! My name is Jacksepticeye, and *Dramatic hand motions* welcome back
to space! [Echoing] Space! Space!
Eggsy's off up! He's past Earth.
We went all the way up past it, and now we're on the moon....
which is made out of cheese, and we're here with a fuckin' robot, I guess...
"Swimming and climbing are my favorite skills, wanna try racing with me?"
*Bitch, please*
*Intense jacket removal*
*Slam*
YOU BET YOUR SWEET, GOLDEN ASS I DO!
Uummm, I'm probably gonna lose though....
You know why? 'Cause Eggsy hasn't had his training today.
Oh, I haven't even done any climbing training.
Ooooohh, nut sack!
*Impressed Jack*
WHOA! Sweet flips, dawgs!
(They're ducks, but okay.)
You know what?
Not losing that badly, but you're still losing, Eggsy!
Fffuck's sake! Wait, what's this?
WHOA!
oooOOOhhh!
That thing! That thing was a energy boost!
Make you go faster!
Can I- can I glitch the game again?
Okay. Buy.
*tsk* Just buy them all!
Buy them all! We need all the energy we can get!
EAT, EGGSY! EAT!
[Growling] Sustenance!
You need to be a strong, baby, eggy BITCH!
Okay, Eggsy- that's a lot, Eggsy!
Okay, he's still eatin'. Eggsy's just gonna keep eatin' while we, um, figure out what we're gonna do with our lives.
(I dunno about you, but I'm going to continue captioning this video.)
Maybe we should check my emails...
or something. You know.
I know- Still eatin'
Okay that fine. Imma just check Twitter real quick...
*Checks dem Tweets*
*That's too much food for poor little bady Eggsy*
Oh, oh, you're done, okay, Eggsy's done how much energy do you have? Sixty one!?
Holy bananas! Okay...
We need a bit more training though, so head on over here to training bot
5000 what are we training? oh...
*Whines like a toddler*
Don't wanna... ooh! There is a different flying one!
Ooh!
*bounces up and down while looking like a creep*
*Still doing it...*
*Will he ever stop?*
If that music doesn't get your jimmies rustled
They don't know what will space to flight between gravity platforms always aim for another platform. Go as far as you can
*ded*
What Oh
Paboo!
Can we just keep doing this all day oh
This is this is getting hard now. No!
Ooh! But that brings up levels really well. Oh yes. I love it when you get a good game
I love it when you get a good training montage
Fuck it's a good time on Christmas time when you get a good game to play
You have to hit
gravity plaforms all
across the day
But if you miss out into subspace you go there were to never be seen again
My
little
Eggsy friend is great. I love him, till
the end
Okay, okay. We're gonna. Take a little break from that. You know why flying between platforms like that. It's bad for your brain
You're up in space you're hitting platforms anti-gravity *FUBOOM*. It's not good for you
Eggsy needs his brains, okay, so we're gonna move on and train something else. He's got 23 fucking flying now, though which is pretty
primo dog
Right, let's see place space - and hold to run forward
Let go - stop running watch every spiky walls keep running as long as you can oh
Jesus oh
god
It's back to a song of people, song of people, this is song of people people Eggsy's got
Glasses and a hat now cause he looks like Heisenberg, but he don't sell meth he just says good vibes
Come to my store. It is called Barska
You will get a good time with your auntie
I heard the she's a good lady
but maybe from wrong person cause I heard it from uncle Ivan he sells awful shit I
Fucking died cuz I hit the spike wall if you hit the spike
Wall twice in a row then you are dead forever if you die in the dream, then you die in real life
So called Christopher Nolan and tell him you are sick of his inception bullshit
Yay, I both give a shit if people call him visionary
director I don't care because I watch
panicking
Help, I saw Patti's thousand. It did he know it was him because he was not
Singing songs he was trying to act and he wasn't half
Bad but still movie scared me cause one party means a bad way, man
I don't want to be in a bad time with the Germans burning down my neck. I am running out of breath
*Falls and possibles dies*
*Yep he's dead*
Hey Vsauce Michael here light
But not light as we know it dark light-Oh how did move target isn't it?
Oh, it's heard hit eggsy, but he's just floating in space
We call this one the matrix
* The call of the Eggsy*
Keep keep'er steady there Eggsy keep'er steady there that treadmill goin' fast
What do you think this is an okay go music video I'm like the Flash right now you blink you miss me
And if I blink I'm gonna die I can't die not today Eggsy. He's got to live on
Exit fuck's sake let's go see eggsy burg like heisenberg eggsy you know
Clever all right, let's get the swimming going. What's the training? We're getting lots of love. It's pretty fast now. I like that
Click on the spiky boxes to throw them upwards don't let your duck hit the boxes keep swimming as far as you can
Okay
This doesn't seem that half bad I
like these trainings
These are trainings where I get a lot of points for oh shit. That was a DubLi box
Okay, actually I didn't get levels all that fast that time that kind of sucks
Let's find out
Am I doing am I doing their everyone's got to be pardon me? Everyone's gonna look up into the hills and shout eggsy
xa
Okay, swimming fucking
socks
With two boxes maybe supposed to do when there's two boxes click twice
That doesn't make any sense
With the power of love in my heart and the power of clicking your light fingers I can accomplish anything in life
Will eggsy be able to accomplish it though questionable
It's up for debate
I'm a master debater
Don't give me two boxes don't give me the two boxes one box is heard enough one box is heard enough from at 11:15
Oh, that's pretty good. I like that one
determination eggsy
Determination speed and power that's all you need you know what they say
Speed is key and when you have that whoa whoa whoa?
Eggs use this mind powers for that one when you have speed is key. There's not that nobody can get into way off
nobody can stop you when you have speed and your heart and in your mind just
Wait to click wait to click wait to click
Nice oh, oh oh double boxes
Boxes I got but I couldn't do a tiny little single box. That's fine
let's move on to climbing moving on to climbing now everybody ah
Zen
Zen are you feeling fucking tranquil, okay? I just gotta shimmy sham my way up the flim-flam oka, Shama Shama
Shama Shama, Shama, Shama, Shama, Shama you can do it eggsy the whole world believes in you look
for fucking levels for doing fuck although, that's pretty fucking polar if ik
eggsy the champion of the world the champion the hero we all need and deserve
Go eggsy a shimmy shimmy shimmy Timmy your shimmy shams everybody at home. Give me those shimmy shams raise your dongers. Oh
Fuck yeah, eggsy the speed that you have right now is unrivaled
Elon Musk wishes that he could create something that goes as fast as you do eggsy
Not only do you have speed but you've precision and control vector thrusting the things that everybody wants in their life
But can't achieve because they're not a jet engine, but you are eggsy
Oh
10 levels
Wait I have to call the president Gumi mr. President, oh sorry mrs. Johnson wrong number
There that's the president's number
Hello, yeah, mr. President vague ambiguous
President but I'm not gonna name. Yes. Hello. Yeah, did you know eggsy's awesome?
You didn't well mr. President
Great guy that mr.
President really cares about the people other than eggsy most importantly people care about eggsy are good people
That's that's people. I want in my life the people who care about eggsy. They don't care about eggsy. I don't care about them
That's just the way it goes
I'm a nice person, but if you cross eggsy that is a line that you cannot cross back over
That's a line that locks you out once you cross it. This music is delightful. I
Want to fall asleep to this music?
It's so nice happy
It reminds us that everything is good in the world
It's not that bad
There might be a bunch of bullshit going on
People people asking for lights people click baiting people using
cheap tactics to get ahead
It's all nice in the end though. It's not that bad
It's all about eggsy. It's all about just having fun with
Eggsy in our heart and in our minds and in our games and on our plates
Eggsy can do anything and we can do anything cuz look at how many levels we get for failing
Even when you fail you get a head, that's the eggsy way there is no failing in life
When you are as awesome as eggsy is
Eggsy never fails eggsy just gets back up on that pole and writes that horse again
Eggsy the champion of people a thousand won
Wanna give you a thousand and one reasons why eggsy is the champion that we all know deserve and lead towards a better future
Yeah, bit of eggs if you could get to level 40 that would just be that would be mucho Grande
Ariana Grande's big giant sister never tell you the guys the story of how I met eggsy
He was rescuing ice cream sandwiches from a burning building
It was a great day. He saved not only the kids but
He saved summer that year, and he saved my marriage. Thank you eggsy
appreciate you oh
God what the fuckin Jesus is going on?
My god stop it stop trying to kill my eggsy
he's just a bouncy baby boy who wants nothing but good things for people a
Reformation is coming lit by the one in Oakland e negatron ah fuck oh
So close anger if ik
Let's say k we just need to egg try again again. Okay, egg try egg n
You got an egg Z. Okay its play on words let him go look at that little egg
Go go eggsy. Go my beautiful boy
Do it pin the champion?
Thinks he's in a good place right now. He's the head all right
Eggsy's fucking ready, what's up Gold bitch?
You want to go again?
Do you want to go against eggsy king crown Lord Prince of the people when we see pretty good? Oh?
See that flip Oh too bad, so sad maybe weren't made of fucking gold
Give me faster. Maybe then your dad wouldn't be fucking disappointed in you huh cheerily brother post
Never even stood a chance get out of my face
Get out of eggs ease face beat me in a race, and I give you my tournament ticket
But I don't even I beat you in a race. I beat your fucking face
into the ground
What's this shit?
Go eggsy oh
Nothing stopping them the best duck that life has ever seen or even has to offer
Get him out of here, I don't want to see them I doing to see no shit
I don't want to see gold silver any of these bitches coming into my fucking house
Okay, eggsy. We're buying more food
eggsy come over here
There he is here. He is the king the king of all the people okay? Eggsy you eat up
I'm just gonna go get a snack
Well can bring in time in there my boy, okay, let me just close off this contraption that I have going on here all right
It's fucking tournament time baby race one race to race three hits all eggsy
It's all over when you got eggsy blue thunder. Can you get out of my fucking way?
We're calling these guys the scramblers
because they're eggs oh
Look at you guys you look badass not as badass as eggs. You know I don't need no fucking Flair
I don't need your stupid outfits all I need is a goal in my mind and some burning fire in my heart
But I can accomplish anything. What's this shit?
wash
Fuck yet
Nothing's stopping me. I hope I don't run out of energy
I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna
Come out. Okay. Couldn't do it. Couldn't do it didn't need to do. It don't need anything thirteen
I see from you eggsy crowned king of the first race. It's time to go into round two bitches
three two one eggsy
This is a flying 100
Shit Oh
Tino is trying to fucking catch up with the Eggert Ron
eggsy still out in front though eggsy takes the fucking lead and the cake
Go back to your parents go back to your parents and tell them that they wasted all their money sending you through college
Because you don't amount to shit
Eggs he's got this
Are you dressed as a fucking nyan cat pop turn oh, I need to destroy your ass just for that
Take flight take flight my boy, take flight boost ahead get ahead of all this competition
You don't need this competition you're back
It's all over. It's all over. Go home. Go home weak little babies tenacious sons. Bye. Why enlightening a bye-bye?
Amazing cowboys you can actually say you guys right now. Just joking Oh bye-bye
Where we heading to now eggsy getting that cheese ship
Say bye to captain buzz Tron
He's supposed to say something. He said me
And away we go
You what is that guy? Where are we now?
run Mars I
Prefer Snickers, but you know what not gonna split hairs over this okay?
That doesn't this episode of eggsy's grand adventure through space
Hey
Join us next time where we destroy everyone admires told ya Elon Musk. He wants to get here eggsy got here in two episodes
Put appeal on ye way be so slow
Maybe if you subtitle and ships on barges, maybe then you'd land on Mars
And you'd be up here with eggsy the crowned king prince of all the cosmos anyway
Thank you guys so much watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face
Laurie Coopers and
Thank You, Isaiah news
Thankee thankee Raya bagsy oh there he is