[MUSIC PLAYING]
When it rains, it looks like Ben Franklin's
peeing on Philadelphia.
Try to remember that you can catch
him taking a leak on the city.
Right now, I'm looking for first ticket to start my shift.
I have superpowers.
I can spot a violation three blocks away.
[LASER SOUNDS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I see something.
He's flashing zeros.
Bam!
I'm done.
Overall, I'm doing good for the city.
But the public-- they don't appreciate it.
Let's see what's going on down here.
I something wrong with the meter?
I stuck my money in there, and it's not marking.
It stopped at an hour.
I'll give you the hour courtesy.
For $2.00.
Miss, you're not going to get your money back.
It's one hour parking.
Oh!
Typical bitch.
She called me one of my nicknames-- bitch.
People never understand, how come
you're doing a job like this?
This is the lowest job of them all.
Why can't I get the same respect as the stripper, or something?
I'm seeing something, but we're probably
not going to get there on time.
It might be a rescission.
[HORN HONKING]
'Cause more than likely inside, there's inside this Kinko's.
So I have to be quick.
[CLOCK TICKING]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
Whoa, ho, ho!
What-- uh--
Ticket's good.
Oh, Jesus!
I'm finished.
Once the ticket starts coming out, the ticket is good, sir.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
The meter's expired.
You have two weeks to contest it.
Oh, no.
[LAUGHS] Thank you much.
Appreciate it.
PARKING ENFORCEMENT OFFICER: Have a nice day, sir.
You have a blessed day.
I think to be a ticket officer,
you must really not be able to get any other job and not
really have any other job skills.
'Cause it's just the worst job you could ever have.
If I was at that point, I'd probably
try to educate myself or go to trade school or something
to get another job.
But if that's the job you choose to have to make a living,
so be it.
PARKING ENFORCEMENT OFFICER: We got a job to do.
BYSTANDER: Oh, of course. I know that.
Right.
It's like the undertaker-- somebody got to take them.
Hey, if it were me, I wouldn't feel good about giving people
tickets.
I feel great.
She feels great about it.
I'm very happy.
I got to write this.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
This is an expired meter, ma'am.
It said out of order.
PARKING ENFORCEMENT OFFICER: No, it doesn't.
Yes, it does!
A quarter was stuck in there.
You have to show me that, and I'll take it back.
Could you tell them it was out of order?
Yes!
PARKING ENFORCEMENT OFFICER: That doesn't matter.
His word does not go by what I'm here to do.
BYSTANDER: The thing was out of order.
- Look, look. - It was--
PARKING ENFORCEMENT OFFICER: The meter's expired.
You just got to put money in there.
No!
PARKING ENFORCEMENT OFFICER: Miss.
It's not a problem, when it says out of order.
I understand that.
You put money in the meter and you
show me that it's not registering properly,
I'll take it-- - He took a quarter out.
It said out of order.
Miss, look-- listen--
you put money in the meter--
you show me that it's out of order--
I will take the ticket back.
I'm telling you, the thing said out of--
what did the thing say, junior?
Out of order.
I'm not doubting you.
You don't have use a quarter.
You could use a dime or a nickel.
It doesn't matter.
This is crazy.
I ain't going to sit here and lie.
I'm not saying that you don't. But I can't take--
You take all the quarters--
I can't take it back unless you
show me the meter is broken.
See?
Out of service!
Just like I said.
I ain't got to lie.
All right.
I'll take it back.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
They're horrible!
They always giving people tickets.
Then you got to pay to park where you live in.
And she took it back, 'cause I wasn't lying.
I got a lot of no money.
You see I pulled out change.
It's outrageous.
They are trying to get over.
Ain't nothing but a scam artist in Philadelphia-- the city.
You gotta pay where you live at.
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