*Wapoosh* Lets get roight into the news my name is jackspedicey 2 and welcome back to getting over it with bennett foddy i decided to play on low grapics setting
This is the low graphics mode the... the mode is called
Sexy hiking I thought it might make me a bit better at the game if I could play in low graphics mode
And then I'd be able to do it a bit better because I sucked in it before
We also have a fantastic
knockoff of the x-files theme going on in the background
(Pretending he's a ghost but fails mimiserably)
Okay, so this is sexy hiking this is a game that came out before
Getting over it came out. This is the game that inspired Bennett Foddy to make getting over it.
He even references this game a bunch of times in getting over it so it's called sexy hiking and I think it's supposed to be
The same thing I can't even select play oh
Boi oh boi
Oh, G- Oh, Jesus (Jack regrets his choice)
Oh, my mouse goes off the screen. Oh no!
I didn't think anything could be worse than Getting Over It! Oh, I can move with the, with the keys!
Okay, okay, so I can actually just move. Aw, if only I could do that in getting over it. What is happening?
What?
Was that a monkey?(No jack its an elephant)
I'm dead already. Ohhh
Boi. Ohhhh
boi
Oh, we are in for a fucking treat here today, everybody
No, no! *laughter*
How am I supposed to get up?
No that's not what you do! Get up on the fuckin' tree! Okay, thank you simian friend!(Your welcome jack)
Oh God I broke it. Oh god. What is happening? So I can't- I can't actually throw myself up. Okay, okay?
I got this. This fucking sexy music
Can do it I can do it no problem. No problem whatsoever if I just *weird noise* like that
That's how I'm gonna do it. *Weird noise* Nooooo! I feel like I'm about to solve a crime. *sings along with music*
Okay, if only I can get my hammer- Okay, let's do this...
*Weird noise* Noooo! *laughter*
Okay, okay, I got this. This is no problem. No problem whatsoever.
I couldn't do Getting Over It well enough, but I can do this one. No fucking problem. Watch me do. Watch me do. *Weird noise*
Okay, I wonder. 'Cause my arms are not attached to me.
Okay, this part, this part, no problem. This part is
easy
Look no skills required. Oh god the slightest bump
Sends you flying. Okay. Do not make a smell
Yes
Are you?
Shitting on a pizza. I bested you. I beat your game. I could do it again. I'll do it again. I'll beat you
You see oh god. Oh god. Do not break. Do not break on me get out over it get out of- YES!!!-NO!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Okay, no problem, no problem. Okay, yes
That's it- game is over! Game is over! Sexy Hiking? Sexy Hiking? More like
Go fuck yourself game, this is actually easier than getting over it now. Oh never mind(It was at this moment that jackspedicey 2 realised this is way harder than getting over it)
Do I have to push myself up and then go out over?
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
*sings along with the music*
Seriously it sounds like someone is like, "I'm getting ready to watch some news anchors
Tell me that 14 people died in a train accident today"
News reporter jack: Good evening and welcome. On the Perpetuum bridge today 17 Badgers fell off
They landed all over everybody's cars. There was a bloodbath! How in the Jim Belushi's nut sack am I supposed to?
Whoa?
Your boi got some fucking mad ups!
Okay, just keep- just keep messing with it keep messing with it until it works
If things don't go your way in life. Just break them until they do(wise words with jack) oh god this- this mouse
not cooperating with me is is gonna be a disaster
WooZaa you got it you got it you fucking you're in it to win it. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, Oh
completely by purpose(Are you sure about that)
Are you what the fuck are you are you the end of the level do I have to avoid you?
Oh, please tell me I'm allowed to touch you. Am I allowed to touch you? I'm going to touch you. I'm touching you!
Game: Well Done! Jack: What the fuck?
*imitating the game* Well Done! *laughter*
Thank you nev- da- discount Bennet Foddy! I feel very good about that! Awe.
I was just about to say where did my awesome music go? And then this kicked in. Oh I'm much happier with this arrangement
Okay, okay, Oh
Mother of God what is happening to you what oh?
Yes, that's- that's how we're gonna do it. Come on boi! Come on discount pac-man
Shimmy to the left. Shimmy to the right. Those are the opposite directions
This music is really...
REALLY making it hard to play because of this erection
it's giving me. Okay i'ma just- I'm gonna just get up there i'ma just get up there
I'ma just get up there. Getting over it! Getting up there! Getting- Getting...
groceries at the store for Mama. Getting- why does your face look like a porcupine's anus?
*laughter* Oh, I love- his feet go so well with that music!
*singing along to the music* *laughter* Oh, he's comin' to steal your bitch!
Oh, ohhhh. Oh. Ohhh! Ooooooh!
Oh, no! The game does not have physics that wants to work.
Oh, I could just do this. What am I fuckin' rattin' on about? Ooookay!
I'm fuckin' doin' it mom!
Here we go. Here we go. Fuckin' no problem. Cheesy biscuits baby!
Oh nooooo! Come on man!
We had that!
Okay, this is the fucking hardest part to do. What the fuck? I didn't even hit anything
I hit the edge of the screen with that one. Whoa, come on! Come on
ya' sexy hiker! This is, I mean, first
I was like, "Why is it called sexy hiking?" but the more I play the more I'm starting to realize
By far the sexiest hiking I've ever seen! and I've gone hiking naked!
So I know a thing or two about sexy hiking.
*New music starts* *Laughter*
Feels like I'm (inaudible) for dracula
No, there's only one direction
Not in might one direction not without Zayn hook there. We fucking go here. We go. Yes mad air mad ups my bro. Oh
What there you go there you go fucking we call this the wishy-washy the wishy-washy look at that that
Kind of broke the game kind of broke the game for a second, it's fine fine. We're back in it
Where is Dracula I must find him to avenge my papa
No, no you gotta get some fucking air
Okay, okay, okay. I think I stopped breaking on me stop it. Stop it. You must stop this and then you go
How many
Simba famous hot dog
now you had that you had that you lemon motherfucker but
Yeah
Yes, yes yes my boy my beautiful lemon face man
No!
Fucking bitch!
Come on don't play that sexy piano at me. I know what I did. I know what you did
You didn't do the thing I'm free finally doing it again
eat there we go there your
patience patience your bad one
Patience no sudden jerks
Especially you Matthew jerk
Okay, okay simple simple watch oh
Yeah, oh Jesus piano scared me stop
Okay
oi'm
gonna swing from the chandelier
*weird noises*
oh amadeias
Hoe Hoooe!
Wooooooo!(Pink lightnin')Trixie hobbitses stealing my rang
Why does it work sometimes. They're not all the time you're gonna grab from here.
And no craziness is gonna happen, okay?
none of the spokes cares just
Sit your fucking keister down
There you go now. How the fuck?
Nooooooo!
I had it I had it whoa whoa
Look at me go!
What the fuck?
Who am I (your Seán William McLoughlin) I okay looks like me looks like me I think it's me. That's me. I have never been able to do that before
What is happening if I wait? How do I use that to my advantage here, though?
Oh!
Damn it all whoa whoa whoa this tactic actually fucking works, man
It fucking no no when your fucking mouth is on the sree-Stop it!
Yeaaa-Ohhh no!
That was fucking amazing
Everybody out there was like "I'm so wet right now geez"
Geez Louise Papa cheese Oh
Your boi is getting some fucking mad air right now
Sandra Bullock oh Sandra Bullock does it but what about
Keanu no Keanu didn't do it. They don't like Keanu um
Okay, uh Vin Diesel
Oh Vin Diesel got a bit of a
Weird lump there in the middle. This is very reminiscent of Vin Diesel isn't it in a weird lump?
Okay, Ryan Reynolds
Ryan Ryan, I thought you'd do it for me Chris Pratt okay, he got me up. Okay, maybe it's cuz impressing other buttons oh
*Trying to beatbox*
That's not it that's not the reason that's not the reason this game is driving me insane insane insane in the membrane
Yes see now I'm trying to do my super technique platen pending TM jacksepticeye incorporated mine. Oh
No way, what?
Yes
Yes, not fuck in you got special boi
in you go oh
god stop that
How do we get over this part?
That's not the way channel channel your inner boss
everyone out there
Jackie
Jackie Jackie
Jackie I got this I can do it the people believe In me keep that chant going keep that check go and I need it
I need it right now in my time of need. That's
Why it that's why I'm saying. I need it time of need needing it. Okay, okay?
You weren't chanting out enough oh you heard it. I heard it. Oh actually no
I didn't cause you weren't tracking out enough okay ladies give it the old college try if the old
Didgeridoo, see this part this part. I'm good at now this part im good at now see see you see oh
Okay, see the secret is get your face nice and close to that get your get your legs going and then you go pop
That's it. That's it. That's how you do it right. Okay? Now brace your legs bowlegged
And hu!
Give up I can stand here
You motherfucker all this time I had doubts all this time in my brain head
Okay, that's it. That's the straw that broke Jack's back. No
It's not no. It's not no it's not when life gets hard. You get stuck back in there again(wise words with jack). You get stuck
Hey, whoa whoa whoa?
Whoa put down that rubber hammer okay, pick up the real one. Let's be fucking this be serious about this, okay
Real hammer
Real hammer these are the secret torture techniques that the government is hiding from you this right here this game
This game right here
Okay, okay
Okay
now don't glitch don't glitch and bitch just stand in there stand there like a
Stand in there like a nice boi
sensei Jack:Patience is the key to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
Okay
Okay, so how?
Almost had it last time as well
Can I just
Yes my boi oh no oh no oh god yes
Yes
The end it's right there
Yes Yesssss!
ho hoooo! level 2
Yeah level to it's only level 2 I did it though
Haha, we went your head as they always said said no one who won jackpot at gambling ever well. I'm gonna leave this episode here
surprisingly doable a pain in my
Absolute every being but very manageable and doable I can do this I can beat this
You and me lemon man. You'd meet lemon legs we can do this alright
Just fucking just hump hump your way to victory whoo see now. I'm addicted. I can't stop play all right
Thank you guys so much watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face
LIKE A BOSS! and high fives all round *waposh* *waposh* but thank you guys and I will see you all you dudes IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOOO!
Hi it's me Super Gamer48 so i made changes to the subtitle 'cause a lot of them are wrong so whoever subtitled this video i hope your ok with that.
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