*Wapoosh*
Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to 'Enter the Gungeon'!
This is a game that I've been playing a lot on my Nintendo Switch, and I love it. It's awesome. I'm BAD at it.
I'm terrible at it. I'm not that good
I don't really know what I'm doing half the time
But I know enough that I can get in and I can kill some stuff, and it's awesome. If you haven't played this game before,
think of it basically as 'The Binding of Isaac' with guns and everything is gun themed and the music
*awesome music*
It's so good. It's awesome. I want to play it. Let's get in um. I haven't played the PC version
I've only played the Nintendo Switch version, so I don't know the buttons or the controls
But that's okay because we're going to get taught how to do it anyway. I like the hunter. Hunter is good um
Yeah, I'm gonna go with hunter 'cuz I got a little I got a little dog friend oh
I got a little waddle butt, a little Corgi boy. He's cute. He's gonna. Help me find our items. You're the convict
I don't want to talk to you um I need to learn the controls teach me. But first, I need to get some pure FUEL.
I'm getting it. I'm getting it. COOL! Yeah, fuck all your shit up. Look at this, look at me go!
DODGING WIZARD!
That's an ang- an angry face door. I don't like that door.
LET ME THROUGH!
I don't care about your rules.
*aachoo*
Oh God! Sorry. My bad. I'm allergic to bullshit.
Alright you fucking pussies! I figured it out, let's GO!
It's time to 'Enter the Gungeon' and kick some ass. I got it. I know my buttons now. I know what I'm doing. Heyy
Cargo, you're down here already.
Good to see you. Good to meet ya! Alright, so everything is randomized,
everytime when you enter these areas. So you gotta be careful, and you gotta have your wits about you.
You are the super small ones.
These guys you can just go 'aha'.
You can just dodge roll your way through them.
They ain't shit!
They ain't shit against Jackaboy! This is so much easier to play on PC.
Oh my God! I suck at this on- on the Switch.
Also, I keep knocking down all this stuff whenever I play the game.
Do they actually have anything in them? Ever?
What's up, BITCHESSS?
Who wants to die today? Everybody?
No problem.
Did I get hit? God damn it!
Son of a BITCH. I hate the ghooost!
That guy sucks.
Whoa, making me bleed my own blood.
No one makes me bleed my own blood except me. It's a Gigantasaurus.
I could dodge your shit, but I have a wall here. So why would I?
I'll just do that. That's much better.
All right, hopefully I can buy a shop guy soon. I never know what to buy in the shop either
The thing I love about this game is that everything is gun themed.
So, the teleporters are revolvers. The enemies are bullets and catridges.
The bats were flying grenades and flying bullets and different things like that. It's so much fun!
Yes, oho a blunderbuss baby!
Oh y'all gonna get it now.
Oh I have a crossbow as well.
That's going to be so much nicer to use on the ca- on PC.
It sucks with analog sticks.
WOHOO
Look at me go.
Look at me go
My God! A ruthless killing a machina.
What's up, fuckersss?
Dude, why are you on my phone cuz 'FUCK YOU' that's why?
WOHOHOHOO
Oh what's that? I can flip tables too, genius!
Look at that! They never even stood a chance. Oh why am I moving That?
BABOOM
Wooow! I'm getting a little too cocky, a little-bit-small too cocky.
Whoa big boy!
I forget what all these attacks are, so
Oh cheese! I LOVE cheese! Moving on.
Oh this is it- ahhh this is the charred shotgun.
That sucks.
I need to be charged up as time spent not killing things.
Also I could just hit tab and go anywhere I want.
Wherever I find the teleporters which is great.
What are you? 'Orange Guon Stone Hot Rock'
Ho-how do I check my stuff?
Attacks enemies, ooh
Yes
Do it bro! do it! So now I can just go,
I'm not going to do it yet. You're not gonna see the magic yet.
Keep the magic alive. Keep the dream alive.
Woah
The hell is that thing?
It's dead. That's all I care about.
As long as you are dead, I am happy.
Boss room. Hey here he is. A 'wind-up gun'
could get that or I could just get my health back up.
Armor gives you another hit.
This gives me another two hits.
I'm just gonna get the health.
I need it. I suck.
Now I can do this. Watch!
woosh
Nice sexy skills.
Also, I've never ever gotten past the second boss.
Whoa!
WHOA! I didn't know that
I've defeated the first boss many times and then got into the second world, but on the second boss, I always die.
Let's see if we can change that up here today. Did I get every room? I did.
Okay moving into this fight, I guess. Give me someone easy. Give me the bird. YESSS!
CAW CAWWW
I like this guy.
He reminds me a Vulcan Raven from Metal Gear Solid.
He might actually be a reference to him.
Look how buff and strong Mr. Birdman is.
'Gatling Gull'
My crossbow does a lot of damage. I like it.
Oh shit! I'm baaad.
I need to get back into the swing of things.
POOSH
That was a waste
What just happened? Whoa God! Don't get hit by that. Oh God! Where's my mouse gone?
Yes yes yes yes yes yes YESSS no no no no no NO FUCKKKKK
That doesn't count, okay? Maaaaan!
It's stupid. Okay, bad round! I got a shit gun.
And I suck. SHUT UP! Leave me alone!
*Drinking in shame*
oh that calms the shakes, I found the bossroom not going in yet, we have so much more stuff to do
We've a lot more rooms to find, find all the rooms get all the treasures get all the keys get all the magic. sit down boys
Oh my god. There's so much happening. I don't know what's going on
WOHOOO *Making weird noises* pew pew pew
My god, there's so many of you in this room. did I interrupt an orgy or something
And I barely got anything for that
There see what you get. awww if I just came up here to fight I would have been fine
But whatever moving on, you guys can't strike me down I believe in myself
That will go past anything you guys have to offer guns drugs
Doesn't matter Jack's out on top
*Laughs
ohhhhh
I will wipe my ass with your tears
That doesn't make any sense, but it's cool, and let me do let me have it. Where's the key? Oh, I just got it
Jack go a bit of blind-o, that's okay
Niiiice, wha'd we get? the crest faller cold reality, I like this gun
Stick on my crossbow. Oh shit oh fuck
well
Suck on my ta-tas. Oh
got a bag! you found something boy?
Is that what you found in there, did you break open the wall, did you do it good boy good boy?
shoperino. What do you Got? You got some keys
I can't afford, you got some health that I don't need, this is a great day
Hahaha two-for-one huh twofer fight out now
That's, okay, we're all right
We're fine. We're fine calm down okay
Hey, look look at me. Let me keep your head in the game. I'm gonna need you in this
I can't do this alone so I need some help you guys are my my backbone
Haha, got you in your big conehead
ooooh I got a chest
ring
ring of mimic friendship unlikely allies
awww Man, but I've never come across a mimic in this game yet. I don't know what they look like. makes chests safer
That's great in all making a chest safer, so I don't have to run into mimics
That's cool, but I've never run into a mimic in this game.
oh It's boss time
Well okay then, take out the crest faller
Here we go
Buckle up okay strap yourselves in put on your big-boy pants. It's time to get into get involved
These guys not so bad, actually no this guy sucks
Bullet King this guy is some really nasty attacks that just sends bullets everywhere
And he sets the face on fire look at this shit! *Arnold accent* everybody chill
That attack, hate it, oh my god. You do not want to be close to these assholes
They do not play nice. Now It's just bullet hell wow
WAHH WAHH WHOOHO
YOU. CAN. SUCK. ON MY. ASSSS
ahh Shit balls go do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Oh my god
die die DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEEE *Victory laugh*
OH NO IM SO SMALL AND FEEBLE. victory sip!!
That's how you sip out in Ireland
Give me all your stuff. Give me all your stuff
aw Man, I was hoping for a golden scar
Umm what did I get?
eye of the beholster what a beauty.
You Can die in all
*Burp*
MOVING ON
oh Jesus I forgot About that, so you can quick save here and leave
Umm And that I think you can come back and go here again
And then you can get an upgrade later that lets you go straight to some of the world's. so you can dodge like the first
Tombs, but you need a lot of stuff for that you need like 200 coins
and It sucks, and I don't want that
Oh wow
oh!
crap! uhoh
ahhh I Didn't get the table up in time. I'm already sucking a big fat one
You know what no shut up me shut up me keep that you see this
You gotta keep that I'm keeping this. I'm going in. I'm going in. I'm bein-. I'm being positive about this ah
AHHH
Jesus
You suck, okay, I need to save that for one of the bosses, maybe
Oh! This thing shoots fast
*Laughter*
OH MOTHER OF GOD
There's people everywhere ahhh
I don't know what I'm dropping. I'm dropping eyeballs everywhere. What did they do? I don't know what these items to Oh?
uhoh! Oh God are you healing him?
Ohhhh It makes them turn against them!
That's amazing!
WHAT IS HAPPENING. HEEELP
Buddha! okay, maybe I'll just do that. Holy God that was a tough room
Whoa mama llama
Shoot the grenades! Shoot the grenades!
oh my God!
DIE A DEATH. Oh, my what the hell is this?
Full? oh I can replace ammo, nice!
That's so
if I went with the Marine
that would have been his ability you can call in instead of having a dog you can call in
An Ammo drop if you need it, awee these guys are nice. They give me weapons
sheeeeeit
If I can get a key I can go back and free them and then they go into the
Dungeon outside the hub world and then they sell me guns
That's a bullet that farts more bullets
I feel like that's too much
I feel like that's
Overindulgent, yes cell key! got it. now I can head back to my my babies. Okay. Not yet, let's go this way
Hold on my babies! yeah there we go where were they?
WOOOSH
Nice!
*Reading text on screen*
*Still reading text this time in a low voice*
Yes
Okay now I need to go down this way. woooshiwoosh. Okay, how about we all just step in a straight line?
Damn it. I missed it
You can dodge roll through the small guys. Oh yes
I got blanks again, and I also got ammo so I can use it for this
Booyakasha, I never know what these are. I don't know how these work. These are altars
I don't know what I do for those so if anyone has any
if anyone can tell me what to do in the comments. That'll be lovely loot bag 9999. what?!
Prime primer 110. I don't know what these do. Flare gun I don't like
It's handy if you knocked down stuff, then you fire the flare gun, and it ignites all the fluids
Uhmmm
I want a key and a full heart
and Then I want to go to one of these
Chests and open them up
ahh I'm full of burps!
What is this? Chance to improve Healing received
Cool? but I wanted something different
Okay gotta fight the boss with one less hit
Pray for me...... Who is it?
have I fought you before? beholster hey! He has the.. he has the gun that I just got!
You have this gun! whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA calm down fuck-o!
OH I fell in the hole! Oooh son of a bitch. oh I'm so dead so dead
NO NO NO NO NO NO
Shoot them shoot them FUCKAROOO
ohhh They were on top of me the explosions coming
AHHHHH shot in the chest
*Crying in agony *
So how'd I do? Maan every time. I can't get past that I can't get past the second boss
That's actually the closest I've ever come
To getting past the second boss this sucks. I want to get better. I will get better
I'll try I'll work hard and then I will be
*Deep voice* GUNGEON
That makes no sense, but thank you guys for watching this video. This is such a fun game
I would highly recommend this to anybody because it's a
does this count as like a roguelike game?
I can't Remember what the definition of roguelike is, I think it is.
But I just love that the repeat going in and out it's it's a repetitive game
but it's one of those games that you kind of just want to keep on playing because you get better and better each time and
Each time you get different loot and everything there's a very nice
Gameplay cycle. I like it a lot, so I highly recommend you go play it a lot of you probably have already
It's not a new game
It's pretty old by these standards by now
But thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face
LIKE A BOSS
and high fives all around
*WHAPOOSH WHAPOOSH
well thank you guys and I will see all you dudes
IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOOO
Good job lads HIP HIP
HURRAY