What are you selling?
Lemonade!
Black lemonade!
[screaming]
[chittering]
[roaring]
[gasping]
Black lemonade, A unique taste sensation!
I'll have another.
When is the next bus to Bikini Bottom?
What? [blowing raspberry]
The bus schedule, the next bus.
I can't [blowing raspberry] understand [blowing raspberry]
your accent [blowing raspberry].
The next bus [blowing raspberry] to Bikini [blowing raspberry]
Bottom [blowing raspberry].
Oh, [blowing raspberry]
Why didn't you say so? [blowing raspberry]
Next bus leaves in [blowing raspberry]
five seconds.
Ooh, tough luck, kid. [blowing raspberry]
That's the last one till morning.
[blowing raspberry]
[groaning, ringing]
Yes?
Uh, are you the manager?
No, I just play one on TV.
I'd like a room.
Well, lucky you.
We have one room left, but I just gave it away.
Well, how does that make me lucky?
Because I just gave it to you.
[groaning]
Would you like a bellboy?
Why, yes. Thank you.
Here's your bell, boy.
[laughing] [groaning]
[grumbling]
Use the children to crawl into small places
you couldn't normally reach.
This is a load of barnacles.
I heard that!
Chocolate!
No, no, no! Don't hurt us! No, please don't hurt me! Please!
[laughing]
Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day!
Now that I've got you right where I want you!
I'd like to buy all your chocolate.
[farting]
[laughing]
That was too funny. You are hilarious.
One double chocolate molar blow out, please.
One molar blow out coming up!
Hey, look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach.
Holy fish paste, it's a guy!
Why?! Why?!
Why?!
Hey, I just got my license.
Hey, I'm getting mine next.
Hey, I doubt it.
Okay, see ya on the road.
[scoffs]
Excuse me, but I would like to complain.
I see.
The Krusty Krab takes customer feedback
very seriously, sir.
After they pay the $5 complaint fee.
Yeah, right. Fine.
[chuckles] Thank you, sir.
Now, what seems to be your problem?
There is slime on my patty.
And mine has... slime on it too.
My patty doesn't have enough slime.
What? Gimme that.
SpongeBob!
You drop one single slice of me booty,
I'll have your booty.
Uh, hi there.
Those are homemade pies sure look good.
Oh, these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory.
A bomb factory. They're bombs.
Oh, that's too bad. I thought they were pies,
and I wanted to buy one.
Wait! We were just kidding about all that bomb stuff.
That'll be 25 bucks, please.
So what flavor is it?
- Cherry. - Apple.
Raspberry? Wow.
Well, if it'll get old man Krabs off my back.
So hungry.
[shrieking] Mr. Krabs, a customer.
[shrieking]
No food. Three days.
Hold on, me bucko. Food's on the way.
He- You got money, right?
Yeah.
SpongeBob, bring this man some grub
before he kills over!
Here you go, sir.
Oh, Krabby Patties, huh?
Finest under the sea.
Yeah, yeah, sure. But where's the pizazz?
- Huh? - Look at this place.
I mean, what is the theme here? Underwater? It's boring.
Food. Water. Atmosphere.
I've rounded up a search party. SpongeBob's gone missing.
Man the lifeboats!
Alpha team, you search uptown. Gold team searches downtown.
Any questions?
Gold team rules!
Hey, what's that on your neck?
Oh, it's your head.
[laughing]
That little plagiarist. That was my line.
[laughing]
Obviously the sleep, hasn't been helping.
[laughing]
Look at that guy dressed like a hot dog, Mommy.
Let that inspire you to stay in school, Billy.
If we sing that song, he'll come to life.
Ready?
♪ Oh, there once was a- ♪
Life's as extreme as you wanna make it! Whoo!
Maybe we didn't sing it right.
There ain't no one fool enough to take out an Alaskan Bullworm!
[screeching]
You got a bathroom in this place?
- In the back. - Thanks.
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,
and welcome to our live coverage
of this year's annual Spring Classic,
the 102nd Running of the Snails.
And what a beautiful day for the sport of kings,
of which I am a huge fan.
Seriously, I'm just a fan.
I was on my way to my seat, the door was open.
Hey, what are you doing?
Oh.
Ha. Sorry about that, folks.
Uh, what's the problem here, sir?
There is a hair in my soup, and I demand a refund.
Uh. Mm. Uh, well, that's not just any hair, sir.
It's from the elusive Peruvian jelly lope, for flavor.
And it's only an extra, um, $100 million charge. Hmm?
That seems slightly exorbitant.
But really, what's a measly 100 million to someone like me?
[chuckles]
Just as well, I wasn't that hungry anyway.
[gasping]
My leg!
[groaning] My leg!
My leg!
My leg?
My leg! My leg!
My leg.
My leg! My leg! My leg!
[shattering]
Get ready to wet your baggy pants laughing!
Send in the clowns! He-yah!
[honking]
[squeaking]
[honking]
Our candy-corn-fed clowns once roamed
the slapstick plains where wild clowns run free!
He-yah! He-yah! He-yah! He-yah!
He-yah!
[cheering]