- (React) Sit down, you toy soldiers. - Okay.
- (React) And prepare to sing for the moment, spit venom,
and deliver the killshot on Lyric Battle: Eminem Songs!
- ♪ Hi ♪
- (React) If you buzz in before I finish reading the line,
you don't get to answer.
- You're just trying to hold me back.
- (React) These hoes don't want him no more.
(Izzy laughs)
(buzzer rings) - No way, dude.
- Lose Yourself. (bell rings)
- ♪ They moved onto the next ♪ ♪ Schmoe who flows ♪
♪ He nose-dove and sold nada ♪ This is Lose Yourself.
- (React) Yes it is! Correct! (laughs)
Uh, Corey? (laughs)
- I lost myself. (both laugh)
- (React) What do we think about Lose Yourself?
- Amazing. - Yeah, classic.
- Iconic. - A classic.
- You know, Mom's spaghetti.
- (React) It was also an Oscar-winning song.
- (Ember) Wow. - He won an Oscar from that?
- (React) Eminem has an Oscar. (laughs)
(Corey claps) Yeah!
- Come on, bro!
- (React) The first rap song ever to win an Oscar.
- ♪ You better lose yourself ♪ ♪ In the music, the moment ♪
♪ You own it ♪
- ♪ You better never let it go, go ♪
- ♪ You only get one shot ♪ ♪ Do not miss your chance to blow ♪
- (React) Yeah!
- ♪ This opportunity comes ♪
- ♪ Once in a lifetime, yo ♪ - (React) You guys got it! (laughs)
- Woo! - (React) There we go!
Energy's up!
I'm a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy.
- Aww! - (React) Oh no!
I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy.
- Forget About Dre! (buzzer)
- Wow, you got me. - (React) Try rapping it.
- ♪ I'm on a thousand downers now ♪ ♪ I'm drowsy ♪
- (React) That was really good! (Corey laughs)
- We made it.
- (React) Yeah, no! (buzzer)
(both laugh)
- Purple Pills?
- (React) (gasps) No! (buzzer)
- Just Lose It?
- (React) Incorrect. (buzzer)
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom.
- Ooh, pager, so this is an older album.
- (Brian) Oh.
- What is... The Stan song?
(buzzer rings)
- ♪ La la la la la la ♪
♪ If you have ADHD, this works ♪
- Do I have to wait, and let him do this?
(React laughs)
Do I have to, really?
- ♪ Skididi da da da ♪
- (React) You better guess before he guesses.
- I can't think of anything!
- Stan. (bell rings)
- Is this Stan? (bell rings)
- (React) It's Stan! - Let's go!
- (Izzy) No!
- ♪ I'm on a thousand downers now ♪ ♪ I'm drowsy ♪
- I was gonna guess that!
- It's when he's writing the letters.
- ♪ The morning rain ♪ ♪ Clouds up my window ♪
- ♪ And I can't see at all ♪
- ♪ And even if I could ♪ ♪ It would all be grey ♪
- ♪ But your picture on my wall ♪
- ♪ It reminds me ♪ ♪ That's it's not so bad ♪
- (React) What?
- ♪ It's not so bad ♪
- (React) Yeah! - ♪ Bad, bad ♪
- Yeah, I remember it.
- Also, when he did this live with Elton John, that was sick.
And also, it was a really big thing, because of the fact that
he was having issues with people calling...
- (React) He was having issues with GLAAD.
And they rocked it together. - Yeah!
- Why did I not know that?
I freaking love Elton John! - (Kalilah) I forgot about that.
- Poor Stan. - Mm.
- Poor Stan. - I don't know, man.
- He was a little...
- Stan murdered his pregnant girlfriend?
- Girlfriend!
- (React) You don't get another chance.
Life is no Nintendo game.
(buzzer rings) - Forgot About Dre!
(React laughs) (buzzer)
- No!
It's the song with Eminem and Rihanna.
- (React) I don't know if it...
(buzzer rings) - Monster!
- (React) No! (buzzer)
- ♪ Just gonna stand there ♪ ♪ And watch me burn ♪
- I'm trying to think of the name of the song.
- That's great. ♪ Da-da-da-dah, da-dah ♪
- God dang it, okay.
- (React) Maybe that's what happens when a tornado meets a volcano?
- Oh! - No, no, no!
- Give it, give it! - (React) Let him do it.
- Give it! - (React) You let him buzz!
- Give it!
Ah! (buzzer rings)
- No!
- (group) Love The Way You Lie. (bell rings)
- [Censored]!
- Yes, yes! (both laugh)
- (React) This is his best selling song ever.
- Mmm, that makes sense. - Really, okay.
- (React) Mm-hmm, best selling.
Best selling song. - Best selling.
- Get out. - Wow.
- (React) That's the one, 2010 Recovery.
- Sheesh! - I did not know that.
- Oh my God, I even know how he raps it!
- ♪ Just gonna stand there ♪
- ♪ And watch me burn ♪
- ♪ Ugh ♪
- ♪ Well, that's alright ♪ ♪ Because I like the way it hurts ♪
- Oh, hurts, I'm looking at the words.
- ♪ Just gonna stand there ♪ ♪ And hear me cry ♪
- Hey, hey! - ♪ Well, that's alright ♪
♪ Because I love the way you lie ♪ - Ugh!
- ♪ I love the way you lie ♪
- (both) Ahh!
- ♪ I can't tell you ♪ ♪ What it really is ♪
♪ I can only tell you ♪ ♪ What it feels like ♪
- (React) All you savage cats know that I was strapped with gats.
- I feel like...
- ♪ All you savage cats know ♪ ♪ That I was strapped with gats ♪
- Crickets. (crickets chirping)
- The way you said that, the only thing that came to mind was
♪ All you ladies pop yo' pussy ♪ (Kalilah laughs)
- Forget About Dre?
- (React) It is not Forget About Dre.
(buzzer)
- Kamikaze?
- (React) No. (buzzer)
- Okay.
(buzzer rings) - Godzilla.
(buzzer)
- (React) Not Godzilla, not Forget About Dre.
I'm still loco enough to choke you to death
with a Charleston Chew. - Oh, I listen to this!
(buzzer rings) - It's not it, no.
- (React) What were you gonna say, it might be it?
- No, it's not, 'cause I know that song.
(buzzer)
(buzzer rings) - Is this Without Me?
(buzzer)
- Oh!
(buzzer rings) - Big Meanie!
(buzzer) - I'm so sorry.
- No, no, Forget About Dre!
- It's Forgot About Dre. - [Censored]!
- It's Forgot About Dre.
- Are you [censored] kidding me!? (group laughs)
- It's Forgot About Dre.
- I fucking said I was gonna get the [censored]
[censored] [censored] stupid [censored].
(both laugh)
- (React) I can't believe you tried to make a joke on that one.
- I know, I know!
- That was the song. - But also...
- I just didn't think it was gonna be Forget About Dre, bro!
- I was gonna say Forgot About Dre,
but I know that that's not it.
- (React) So are you guessing, or...
(buzzer rings) - Forgot About Dre.
- (React) It's Forgot About Dre! - Get out!
- Forgot About Dre. - (React) Correct!
(both laugh)
It's not even Eminem's song. - No.
- (React) It's Dr. Dre's song, and it's still considered
one of the best Eminem songs ever.
It's considered one of his best verses ever.
People love it! (Corey laughs)
- ♪ Nowadays, everybody wanna talk ♪ ♪ Like they got somethin' to say ♪
- ♪ But nothin' comes out ♪ ♪ When they move their lips ♪
♪ Just a bunch of gibberish ♪
♪ And [censored] act ♪ ♪ Like they forgot about Dre ♪
- ♪ So what do you say ♪ ♪ To somebody you hate ♪
- ♪ Ugh, what ♪
- ♪ Or anyone tryna bring ♪ ♪ Trouble your way ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Wanna resolve things ♪ ♪ In a bloodier way ♪
♪ Just study a tape ♪ - ♪ Of N.W.A. ♪
- (React) This flippity dippity hippity hip hop.
- We Made It! (buzzer)
- Shake That? (buzzer)
- Um... Purple Hills?
(buzzer) - (React) No.
- Without Me? (buzzer)
- ♪ This flippity dippity ♪ ♪ Hippity hip hop ♪
I know what this is! (React laughs)
- Cleaning Out My Closet. (buzzer)
- Killshot? (buzzer)
- (React) No!
I'm made of rubber so that anything you say
is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you.
(buzzer rings) - Kill You.
(buzzer)
- ♪ Whatever you say ♪ ♪ Bounces off me and sticks to you ♪
- ♪ I'm made of rubber so that ♪ ♪ Anything you say ♪
♪ Is ricocheting off of me ♪ ♪ And it'll glue to you ♪
- Not Afraid. (buzzer)
- Pfft. (React laughs)
Shoot!
- (React) Would you guys like another clue?
- Yes!
- (React) All my people from the front to the back nod.
- Ah... - Oh, oh!
(buzzer rings) - (both) Rap God!
- (React) Correct! (bell rings)
With 1,560 words,
the song entered the Guinness World Records as the hit single
that contains the most lyrics.
- Lyrics, words, mm-hmm. - Oh my God, question.
- I can see that.
- Did he end up beating that with Godzilla?
- (React) He might have.
Because this is considered a hit single.
- Single. - Yeah.
- (React) That's where it gets the record.
All my people from the front to the back nod.
(buzzer rings) - Rap God.
- (React) That's correct. You buzzed in a little early.
- Oh, don't get the point. You said it, you said it.
- (React) Buzzed a little early! - You did say it!
- Are you serious!? - (React) Didn't I say?
- You did! - (React) Didn't I say it?
- He did, he did. - Are you serious?
- (React) I did say it! - He did!
- This is rigged against me! - No it's not!
That's rules! - Rigged against me!
- (React) Go back to the clip! - Go back to the clip!
- (React) Go back to the clip!
If you buzz in before I finish reading the line,
you don't get to answer.
- Rap God.
- (React) Ah, Corey gets the point! (both laugh)
- ♪ I'm beginning to feel ♪ ♪ Like a rap god, rap god ♪
- ♪ All my people from the front ♪ ♪ To the back nod ♪
- ♪ Now who thinks their arms ♪ ♪ Are long enough ♪
♪ To slap box, slap box ♪
- ♪ They said I rap like a robot ♪ ♪ So call me ♪
- ♪ Rapbot, Rapbot ♪
- ♪ But for me to rap ♪ ♪ Like a computer ♪
♪ It must be in my genes ♪
♪ I got a laptop ♪ ♪ In my back pocket ♪
- (React) I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley...
(buzzer rings) ...to do black music so selfishly.
- Oh, I did it again! (React laughs)
- (React) I am the worst thing since...
- Oh! (buzzer rings)
- (React) Oh, no! - Oh no!
- Are you kidding? This is such a mean rule!
(Corey laughs)
- (React) I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
to do black music so selfishly.
- Oh.
- We Made it. (laughs) (buzzer)
- Is this The Real Slim Shady?
- The Real Slim Shady?
- (React) No! (buzzer)
- Oh, dang it.
- I keep messing up the cadence, but I know the song.
- The title is not coming.
- ♪ Guess who's back ♪ - ♪ Back again ♪
- ♪ Shady's back ♪ - ♪ Tell a friend ♪
- (React) Keep going!
- ♪ Guess who's back ♪ ♪ Guess who's back ♪
♪ Guess who's back ♪
♪ Da-da-da-da ♪ ♪ Da-da-da-da ♪
♪ Da-da-da-da ♪ ♪ Da-da-da ♪
- ♪ 'Cause it feels so empty ♪ ♪ Without me ♪
(buzzer rings) - Without Me!
- [Censored] [censored]! (both laugh)
- (React) Eminem, lyrically, one of the best, right?
- Mm-hmm.
- (React) Great at music, genius.
However, I think he ascended to even higher heights
because he didn't take himself seriously.
He's running around in videos dressed in tights.
- (both) Mm-hmm.
- (React) You know, making fun of himself,
wearing costumes. - Yeah.
- Yeah. - (React) Nobody else was doing that,
or does that in rap. - No rappers, especially,
and he started out with that, that Slim Shady.
- (React) Mm-hmm.
- It was, he started out joking on himself.
- (React) I stack these chips.
You barely got a half-eaten Cheeto.
- ♪ I stack these chips ♪ ♪ You barely got a half-eaten Cheeto ♪
(group laughs)
- Bars.
- Is it Berserk? (buzzer)
- (React) It is not. - Okay.
(buzzer rings) - Mockingbird.
- (React) No! (buzzer)
- Clue two. - (React) Clue two?
- Yes, please. - Yeah.
- (React) Ah ah... (buzzer rings)
- Oh my God! - It's [censored].
- (React) Oh, no, no, no! - No!
- (React) Let me read it!
The beat is cray cray, Ray J, H-A-H-A-H-A.
(buzzer rings) - (group) Godzilla.
- (React) Yes! You got a point! (laughs)
Corey, you've heard it, but don't...
- Yeah, but yeah. - (React) Okay, okay.
- ♪ Fire spitter, fire monster ♪ ♪ Blood on the dance floor ♪
♪ The Louis V carpet ♪
Rest in peace, by the way.
- (React) Yeah, you're the only one.
This is the first song that came out after he passed.
- Yep! - (React) Yep.
- Who? - (React) Juice.
- Oh.
- (React) This came out shortly after,
and they changed some of the lyrics because of it, too.
- Mm-hmm.
- (React) It was bottle of alcohol, before it was bottle of Adderall.
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die.
(buzzer rings) - I'm not...
- Stan! (buzzer)
- Not Afraid.
- (React) Incorrect. (buzzer)
But makes sense. - Yeah.
(buzzer rings) - Is it The Real Slim Shady?
- The Real Slim Shady.
- (React) Incorrect! (buzzer)
- No, Hi, My Name Is. (gasps)
- Right.
(buzzer rings) Hi, My Name Is.
- (Ember) I just said it! - (React) No!
- ♪ I'm not ready to leave ♪ ♪ It's too scary to die ♪
- (React) Do it faster.
- ♪ I'm not ready to leave ♪ ♪ It's too scary to die ♪
- (React) Too fast!
- ♪ I'm not ready to leave ♪ ♪ It's to scary to die ♪
- (React) Less singy. (both laugh)
- ♪ I'm not ready to leave ♪ ♪ It's too scary to die ♪
- That was, less country. (laughs)
- Wait, I know this one! - (Brian) Oh!
- (React) You a basehead, then why's your...
- (both) Face red, man, you're wasted!
(buzzer rings) - ♪ You a basehead ♪
♪ Then why's your face red ♪ ♪ Man, you're wasted ♪
(Sabrina sighs)
This is with Dr. Dre and him going back and forth.
- (React) You buzzed in an hour ago. (laughs)
- And the name is...
- This is Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement.
- Killshot. (buzzer)
- Oh, I see the video! (React laughs)
Aww shh...
- (React) Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails
through each one of my eyelids?
- (gasps) My eyelids!? - Yes!
- What is that one?
- Is this The Real Slim Shady?
- (React) No! (buzzer)
- Hi, My Name Is. - (React) No, it's not!
- Yes it is.
- ♪ Hi ♪ - ♪ My name is ♪
- ♪ What ♪ ♪ My name is ♪
(mimics record scratching) (both laugh)
- Uh-huh. - ♪ Slim Shady ♪
- My Name Is.
- (React) Yes! (laughs)
- Thank you! (Izzy screams)
- My Name Is! - (React) Correct!
- No! - My Name Is!
- Oh my God! - Ugh!
- ♪ My name is ♪ - ♪ Who ♪
- ♪ My name is ♪ - ♪ What ♪
- ♪ My name is ♪
- ♪ Chicka chicka Slim Shady ♪
- ♪ Hi ♪ - ♪ My name is ♪
- ♪ What ♪ - ♪ My name is ♪
- ♪ Who ♪ - ♪ My name is ♪
♪ Chicka chicka Slim Shady ♪
- (React) Hi kids, do you like... - (both) Violence?
- I love this song!
- (React) It's the one that put him on the map.
- I remember ordering Encore on eBay with my dad's credit card.
- (React) It was well loved.
This is on a bunch of best songs ever lists.
Best '90s songs ever list.
Best hip hop songs ever.
Made the song in an hour.
- Yep, pssh.
- (React) I'm beginning to lose sleep. One sheep, two sheep.
- Oh! - Mockingbird!
- (React) No! (buzzer)
- No!
- One Shot, Two Shot.
- (React) Incorrect. (buzzer)
(Sabrina laughs)
- ♪ I'm beginning to lose sleep ♪
- ♪ One sheep, two sheep ♪
(buzzer rings)
- He wouldn't have happened to make a song called Dr. Seuss?
Would he? (buzzer)
(group laughs)
- (React) I wanted the fame, but not the cover of Newsweek.
Oh well, guess beggars can't be choosy.
- Wait, it's kinda coming to me, hold on.
- ♪ I wanted the fame ♪ ♪ But not the cover of Newsweek ♪
♪ Oh well ♪
- Is this Cleaning Out My Closet?
- (React) Incorrect. (buzzer)
- Airplanes Pt. II? (buzzer)
- Airplanes Pt. I.
- (React) No! (buzzer)
- He's not on that. (group laughs)
- (React) Get along with the voices inside of my head.
- Ah.
- (React) You're trying to save me, stop holding your breath.
Oh, he found it.
(laughs) (buzzer rings)
- [Censored]!
- It's Monster.
- Monster.
- Monster? - Yes, God damn it!
Yes! (React laughs)
- (React) Correct!
- ♪ I'm friends with the monster ♪ ♪ That's under my bed ♪
- ♪ Get along with the voices ♪ ♪ Inside of my head ♪
- ♪ And you're tryin' to ♪
- ♪ You're trying to save me ♪ ♪ Stop holding your breath ♪
- ♪ And you think I'm crazy ♪
♪ You think I'm crazy ♪
- ♪ Well, that's nothin' ♪ Is that right?
- (React) Yeah. - Yeah.
- Boom. - ♪ Well, that's nothin' ♪
- (React) Yeah.
- Well that's not nothing? That's what she says?
- ♪ Well that's nothin' ♪ - That's a lie.
- My brain is on fire. (React laughs)
- I know. - It's like overheated.
- These are hits.
- (React) Hah, hoo!
- Sheesh, I knew it!
- (React) Haters can make like bees with no stingers and drop dead.
- ♪ Haters can make like bees ♪ ♪ With no stingers and drop dead ♪
- (React) Mm, mm-hmm.
- Wow, this really speaks to me.
- (React) You guys have guessed this song already today.
- I am completely lost. (React mimics explosion)
- Ooh, I like that. - Yes, smooth brain.
- Cleaning Out My Closet?
- (React) Incorrect. (buzzer)
- Killshot.
- (React) Incorrect. (buzzer)
- Mmm. - Real Slim Shady!
- (React) No! (buzzer)
Like a [censored] you for Christmas,
his gift is a curse.
(buzzer rings) - Without me.
(buzzer)
- Um... - Oh, no!
- Is it... - Shut up, no, no!
Oh wait, don't shut up, I love you so much.
(Brian kisses)
- (both) Not afraid.
- (React) It's Not Afraid! (both laugh)
- Not Afraid. - (React) Correct!
- ♪ I'm not afraid ♪ - ♪ Ugh, ugh, ugh-ugh ♪
- ♪ To take a stand ♪ - ♪ To take a stand ♪
- ♪ Everybody ♪ - ♪ Everybody ♪
- ♪ Come take my hand ♪ - ♪ Come take my hand ♪
- ♪ We'll walk this road together ♪ - ♪ Through the storm ♪
- ♪ Whatever weather ♪ - ♪ Hey, yeah ♪
- ♪ Cold or warm ♪
- (narrator) 12 seconds later...
- ♪ And I just can't keep ♪ ♪ Living this way ♪
♪ So starting today ♪
- (narrator) Five minutes later...
- ♪ I've had enough ♪ ♪ Now I'm so fed up ♪
♪ Trying to get my life ♪ ♪ Back together ♪
♪ Right now ♪
- (React) Izzy, if you get this one,
I'll let you have the win of the whole thing.
- Oh my God, are you serious!?
- (React) No. (laughs) - Okay.
- (React) Where's my snare? (buzzer rings)
- (both) Aww.
- I [censored] up. - Come on.
- Oh, oh, oh!
(buzzer rings) Oh, oh!
- Crack A Bottle?
- (React) Incorrect. (buzzer)
- The Real Slim Shady.
- (React) No! (buzzer)
- We just haven't had that one yet.
(group laughs)
- ♪ Ugh, do you ever feel ♪ ♪ (sings quietly) ♪
- The Way I Am.
- (React) No. (buzzer)
(buzzer rings)
- Drum Line. (buzzer)
- I don't even know that song.
- It's not one, I, snare, drum, line. (Ember laughs)
- (React) A movie with Nick Cannon.
- I can't get to the chorus, hold on.
- ♪ La la la la ♪
- (React) Okay, ooh, you're back in the game.
- ♪ La la la la ♪
- (React) Have you ever been hated for discriminated against?
- (screams) I have! (buzzer rings)
♪ I've been protested ♪ ♪ And demonstrated against ♪
- ♪ Have you ever been hated ♪ ♪ Or discriminated against ♪
- (React) That's, that's it!
- ♪ All this commotion, emotions run ♪ ♪ Deep as oceans explodin' ♪
♪ Tempers flarin' from parents ♪ ♪ (hums melody) ♪
- ♪ I am whatever you say ♪ - (React) No!
(group laughs)
(buzzer rings)
- Cleaning Out My Closet.
- ♪ Cleaning out my closet ♪
- Oh, oh, oh!
The one! (buzzer rings)
Cleaning Out My Closet! - (React) Correct!
- I've been saying it!
(buzzer rings) - ♪ 'Cause tonight ♪
♪ I'm cleaning out my closet ♪
- (React) What are you saying it is?
What's it called?
- Cleaning Out My Closet?
- (React) Yes, you got it! - Yeah, it is!
(React laughs) Yeah it is.
(group laughs)
- Oh [censored], oh [censored]. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
- ♪ I said I'm sorry, Mama ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪
- ♪ I never meant to hurt you ♪
- ♪ I never meant to make you cry ♪ ♪ But tonight ♪
- ♪ I'm cleaning out my closet ♪ He says claw-set, claw-set.
- (React) Guys! - Hey!
- (React) We did it! - We did it!
- Wow!
- (React) It was very, very, very close, but Ember wins!
- ♪ Do do do do do do do do doooo ♪
- Thank you, thank you! I wanna thank Dr. Dre,
and Slim Shady, obviously! (group laughs)
- (React) Brian's the winner!
- Surprise! (React mimics explosions)
- (React) Sabrina wins! - Woo!
- Woo!
- (React) Because you win, Brian,
you get your chance at Eminem lyrical stardom and glory,
and you get your chance to rap Rap God.
- (gasps) You know, please do it.
- (React) Or you can pass it on to the loser,
and make them try.
- Please don't, I'm dyslexic.
- I'll try it!
- I'm gonna make Corey do it. (laughs)
- (React) Ooh. - Okay.
- (React) Here you go!
- ♪ Uh, summa-lumma ♪ ♪ Dooma-lumma ♪
♪ You assumin' I'm a human ♪ ♪ What I gotta do to get it through ♪
♪ I'm a superhuman ♪
- ♪ Innovative ♪ ♪ And I'm made of rubber ♪
♪ So that anything you ♪ ♪ Say is ricochetin' off me ♪
♪ And it'll glue to you ♪ ♪ And I'm devastating ♪
♪ More than ever demonstrating ♪ ♪ How to give a mother [censored] ♪
♪ Audience a feeling ♪ ♪ Like it's levitating ♪
♪ Never fading, and I know ♪ ♪ The haters are forever ♪
♪ Waiting for the day ♪ ♪ That they can say ♪
♪ I fell off ♪ ♪ They'll be celebrating ♪
- (React) Yes! (laughs) - Yes!
- ♪ Summa-lumma ♪ ♪ Dooma-lumma ♪
♪ You assumin' I'm a human ♪
♪ What I gotta to get it ♪ ♪ Through to you, I'm superhuman ♪
- You're not even looking at it! (group laughs)
- ♪ Goodbye, my name is ♪ ♪ Goodbye, my name is ♪
♪ Goodbye ♪ - ♪ My name is ♪
- ♪ Goodbye ♪ (group laughs)
(mimics record scratching) We outta here!
- ♪ Bye kids ♪ ♪ Do you like violence ♪