- I got Gemini up next.
- [Crew Member] Gemini.
- Gemini.
- [Crew Member] Eh, what do you know about Geminis?
- That nobody likes them.
(group laughing)
(dramatic music)
- [Crew Member] Hello.
- Hi.
- [Crew Member] What are you doing here today?
- I'm guessing people's zodiac signs.
- [Crew Member] Are you a fan of zodiac signs?
- It's my only personality trait.
- A lot of people believe in them, too much I would say.
And a lot of people don't care, like myself.
(laughs)
- I'm an amateur astrologer.
(giggles)
- [Crew Member] So you think you're
pretty qualified to do this?
- Yeah, I think so.
- [Crew Member] Let's bring out the cards for him.
- Thank you.
Okay, Aries.
Right off the top.
- [Crew Member] What are Aries about?
- Air? (laughs)
I don't know.
- [Crew Member] What's your least favorite sign?
- Scorpios.
- Libra women.
Just 'cause they're petty,
and they love drama, and they're mean.
(giggles)
- People have found out I'm a Gemini
my first day of meeting them,
and they have completely hated me.
No reason.
- [Crew Member] What is your sign?
- It's a Leo.
- I'm a Scorpio sun, Sag moon,
Pisces rising.
- [Crew Member] You ready?
- Yeah!
- [Crew Member] All right, I'm gonna bring the line out.
- That's a lot of people.
How's it going?
- I feel all this energy on my back.
- [Crew Member] We're gonna go in order.
Look at the sign.
Tell me what you know about it.
- Aries.
Aries are definitely one of those
people that I find mysterious,
because they don't come up in my life.
- I know nothing about Aries.
- I'ma come with smiles over here.
(laughs)
- I think you might be Aries.
Yeah.
- I'm gonna go right here.
Can you tell me about Aries?
- So an Aries is a fire sign.
Fire sign people are typically more outgoing.
They have a lot of friends typically,
and they're very bubbly, I think?
- All right, what are your hobbies?
- I mostly like to read books.
I like painting.
- That's not giving Aries to me.
Can I have you step back in line?
Who here would identify themselves as an extrovert?
I wanna say she's the most bubbly to me.
- [Crew Member] Okay.
- Giving bubbly to me.
- So I think you're an Aries
because you've got really nice cheekbones,
you're kind of intimidating,
hot, fiery.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
- Just by the way you raised your hand,
it was giving me Aries.
- It was giving Aries, okay.
- Yes, 'cause you were like,
I am an extrovert.
- Yeah, I would say that I have
a really solid group of friends.
I care about a lot of people and vice versa.
- Okay, I feel pretty confident in this one,
so I'm going to dub thee Aries.
- I love that, dub thee.
- What do you know about Aries?
- I know Aries are more confrontational people.
They're aggressive.
- You go hard?
- I mean, I either go hard or go home.
- Let's go.
Come on, put this shit on!
That's what I'm talking about.
- What's your favorite compliment that you get?
- That I'm smart.
- Okay, here you go Aries.
- Thank you.
- They love being right,
so being told that you're smart fits really well,
and she's hot!
(laughs)
- Okay, I got Taurus up next.
I think this would be an earth sign.
- Good guess.
- [Crew Member] What does that mean about the person?
- Probably well grounded.
- Physically, Taurus has good jaw,
broad shoulders.
- Taurus be hungry.
They also are very materialistic.
Come up here.
- [Crew Member] Why'd you call him out?
- I mean, you know,
he do got a little, like some clean little shoes on.
You know what I'm saying?
Got little clean shoes on.
- Can you step forward please?
Tell me about your relationship with your closest friends.
- Oh, I love them.
I will kill for them.
- Is it a big group or is it like
a select few you let so close?
- So I have a lot of friends, but like my friends?
Like, that's a small group.
I hold them close to my heart.
- Just because the general vibe I'm getting from you.
I'm gonna say you are a well grounded person.
Taurus.
- So, Taurus.
You have good job, cheekbones.
Are you scared of commitment?
(laughs)
- Damn!
I can be, yeah.
Yeah, I can be.
- Alright, player.
I'ma give you this,
Taurus, alright?
'Cause I think you fly, and you be spending money,
so you know.
- Right, I got Gemini up next.
- [Crew Member] Gemini!
- Gemini.
- Eh, what do you know about Geminis?
- That nobody likes them.
(group laughing)
- I feel like I can tell a Gemini when they start talking,
'cause they're just really loud and they talk a lot.
- [Crew Member] Who looks like a talker here?
(laughing)
- Do you like to talk a lot--
- I'm very chatty, yes.
- What's something that you feel like people
say about your sign that is really annoying?
- Everything. (laughs)
- Everything? - Yeah.
Is that something that you agree with for Geminis?
- Honestly, yeah.
There you go, Gemini.
- What's your favorite hobby?
- Drums.
- Okay, here you go. - Oh, thanks.
- It's loud, out there.
That seems really Gemini.
- Okay, cool.
- So can you tell me about a Gemini?
- I don't know a ton about astrology.
- You're not a believer in all the zodiacs?
- Not really.
- So she had a bad one,
and she doesn't believe in it because she's like,
that's totally bullshit.
So I'm sorry, I'm giving you Gemini.
- Wow, brutal.
- Brutal.
- Next is Cancer.
- [Crew Member] What are Cancers known for?
- They're very emotional.
- Cancers have big boobs.
They're very nurturing, motherly.
I would probably pick somebody that I would wanna hug.
(crew member laughing)
- So can you tell me about the Crab?
- They're emotional, they are caring.
- Would you say you feel your
emotions to their fullest extent?
- Yes.
There are certain movies or songs
that if I listen to or watch them, I get choked up.
- That's good--
- But that is all water signs.
- Really?
- [Crew Member] You guys can hug.
- Okay.
Yeah, here you go.
I'm just gonna hand that to you now.
- You seem like a very caring individual,
which I now know is a Cancer trait.
I'm going to give you this lovely water sign here.
- Okay, thank you.
- [Crew Member] Leo!
- They're the fire sign.
They're the sun.
Come on.
What's something that you hate
about what people say about your sign?
- That we're angry. - Oh!
- Because I'm really good with like, you know,
controlling that and my temperament.
- I mean, I do have anger issues so--
- Oh, are you a Leo?
Okay.
Thank you.
- Yes, you're very welcome.
- Virgos are usually conservative, quiet.
- I feel like Virgos are very chill people.
- What are you like when you fight
with your significant other?
- Geez, I've been single for so long
that I don't even know.
(laughs)
- Do you like being by yourself?
- I do, a lot.
It's much more calm.
I have nothing else to worry about except myself.
Self care days, all that.
- How do you feel about Virgos?
- They're just so nice!
And they're confident but not cocky.
- Exactly.
So do you feel confident but not cocky?
- Yeah.
- What else do you gotta say?
- I'm gonna go with Virgo.
Just because you would rather be by yourself
than put up with somebody that's not worth it.
- [Crew Member] Thank you.
- (sighs) Libra.
- [Crew Member] Uh oh, Libra.
- I don't interact with Libras too much,
because my ex-best friend was Libra and she broke my heart,
so I don't know.
- [Crew Member] All right.
Who here looks like they could break your heart?
(giggles)
- Can I have you step forward please?
Do you know much about a Libra?
- They like balance,
and they like things to be really pretty,
so they strive for perfection.
- Okay.
Can you tell me about your current
or most recent relationship?
- It's been a minute.
It's been quite a while.
- Are you just not looking or just?
- Yeah, I'm really picky.
- Okay.
- Why do you think I could break your heart?
- You just strike me as no bullshit.
You say what's on your mind.
If I'm not on the same page, we're done.
That makes me kind of sad.
- Sorry.
- Here you go.
- You said you were very picky with who you date.
Kind of a perfectionist, right?
I think you are a Libra to the tee.
- Okay, Scorpio.
I don't care too much for Scorpios.
- Every Scorpio I've met that's a man is kind of short.
I'm so sorry, but come here!
It's okay.
- What you know about Scorpios?
- A lot of people think that they're rude,
or they always have an attitude,
and sometimes they do, but it's for a reason.
- What's your name?
- My name is Carlos.
- Carlos, are you scared of commitment?
Yeah.
You like talking to multiple people at one time?
- It happens, I mean...
- It's like, just say it.
If you wanna talk to multiple people, that's fine.
Just own it.
Scorpio men don't own it.
- You get angry?
Like have an actual reason for it.
- Oh, is that the reason for my anger?
- That's logical? - Very logical.
- To everybody or just you--
- Everyone.
Mainly me though, mainly me.
Holla, get that.
- [Crew Member] What we got next, Sagittarius.
- Sagittarius next.
The first Sagittarius that comes
to my brain is Ronnie from Jersey Shore.
- Who is Ronnie?
- Possibly the most toxic man on TV.
You like to date around?
- I guess.
- I'm feeling Sagittarius.
I hope I'm right.
- Capricorn, obviously an air sign.
- Earth. - Earth!
(crowd giggling)
- My mom is a Capricorn and she tells me I cry too much.
I'm just gonna look for somebody
that doesn't have a smile on their face.
(crowd laughing)
- Just tell me about yourself.
- Yeah, I'm fulfilled by my friends,
my family, the people in my life.
That's what makes me happy.
- Wow, yeah.
That seems like a very earth sign answer.
You know, I feel good about that one.
- What's your favorite compliment?
- That I did something that made someone feel good.
- Oh yeah.
Capricorn's love hearing thank you.
- Yeah, that's great.
- Yeah, here you go.
- We got Aquarius.
I feel like Aquarius are just like,
(grunting) all the time,
and you're like, chill man!
- They're either really weird or really logical.
- Aquarius are more of an outgoing type of sign.
- Do I seem outgoing?
- You seem pretty, yeah.
I feel like you seem pretty open to talk right now.
- So what's the weirdest thing you're into?
- I'm a Furry.
- Oh, okay.
(laughing loudly)
So I'm gonna go with Aquarius.
- I feel comfortable in this.
- Okay
- I only got one left.
Can I have you please step forward?
Pisces.
I'm very familiar with this one.
My girlfriend's a Pisces.
She's emotional at times.
- Pisces are spiritual.
They're the weird girls.
Hello, get over here!
What's the funnest, weirdest thing that you're into?
- I really like rocks, obviously,
so, like this happened the other day.
I'm driving and I see a river,
and I'm like in heels,
and I'm like, let's go in the river!
There's rocks in there.
Just kind of squatted down with the rocks.
I think that's Pisces.
- Yeah.
- You seem creative, but also an introvert.
That's just a Pisces.
And it's also the only one left.
So there we go.
- [Crew Member] How do you think you did?
- I hope I did really good.
- [Crew Member] Well, there's 12 here.
How many do you think you got correct?
- Like eight of them?
- I'd be happy with at least one.
- I'm good with one, but I'm hoping two.
- [Crew Member] With a show of hands,
how many did Simone guess correctly?
- Oh my god.
(group laughing)
Nobody?
(yelling)
- I fucking hate myself.
- Three?
Yeah, that's not bad.
- [Crew Member] That's the best anyone's done today.
- What?
Fuck yeah!
Let's go.
(group clapping)
- [Crew Member] Will everybody switch to the right sign?
- Oh, this is fucking stupid.
- So I got you wrong.
- You said I was a Scorpio.
- Scorpio.
And you're obviously Capricorn.
- Obviously.
- Don't know how I didn't see it.
- How do you feel about astrology and all this?
- I love astrology,
but I'm an Earth and Space Science major,
so I'll get laughed out of the building if I'm like,
sorry, I'm being a Capricorn.
- Step forward please.
- So I'm a Cancer, you guessed me as a Leo.
- And do you get that a lot?
- I do, Leo or Gemini.
- See big boobs, that's what I said!
Oh, fuck!
- And my friends say I give great hugs,
just 'cause they're short and they put their head here.
So yeah.
- I should have done that.
I think I said you're Libra?
- Yeah, I am a Libra rising.
- Okay, yeah.
And rising is like your appearance,
so I was like kind of there.
- Gemini.
(group laughing)
How do you feel about being a Gemini?
- I think it's pretty accurate.
I kind of resonate with being a Gemini.
- I'm sorry, it's just off of appearance.
You didn't get to make me laugh.
Geminis are funny, I'm taking it all back.
Giving you compliments now.
- Okay.
- Has anyone called you two-faced?
- Not to my face.
- Someone's called me two-faced to my face.
- It is also a sign that mirrors peoples sign,
so if they don't like you it's because they don't--
- Like themselves.
(clicking)
Hello, okay.
And I got you, I guessed Taurus.
- Nailed it. - Oh my gosh.
- I'm a true Taurus.
- Okay, from what I know,
everyone has more than one sign.
- Yeah, sun,
moon, and rising.
- Sun, moon, rising.
- My rising is Gemini,
so you were able to read me really well,
which you didn't even know,
but everything you said, yeah.
- Everyone I got wrong just didn't
have enough Gemini in them.
That's why I got it wrong.
- You guessed I was a Leo.
- Yeah, I got the fire right.
- You did, and I am a Leo rising.
And this is the second time
someone has guessed I'm a Leo in this.
- Oh my God. - Yeah.
- I don't know a lot of Aries at all.
- We get a bad rep, 'cause we're never wrong.
But that's not my fault.
It's not my fault I'm always right.
I think Aries is the best of the Zodiac though.
We are the first born.
- First born?
- First born of the Zodiac sign.
- It's the first sign in the Zodiac.
- Yeah.
So everyone just kind of follows us,
as they should, you know?
Know your place, stay in your lane and just follow me.
That's the best way to do it.
If you know an Aries, congratulations.
- How's it going?
- So great, I love Virgos.
How do you feel about astrology?
- I was really into it when I was younger,
but then, this is gonna sound bad,
I grew up.
(group laughing)
- Do you feel like you resonate well with yours?
- I don't know anything about mine.
- Do you feel like I resonate well with mine?
- I also don't know anything about Geminis.
I learned the two-faced thing today.
But if you feel like you're two-faced,
then you could be a Gemini.
But if you don't feel like you're two-faced,
then screw astrology, right?
- There we go.
- Pisces.
Do you think you act like a Pisces or?
- Yes.
I am 100% the more emotional of everybody that I know.
- Yeah, I'm a Pisces rising,
and I cry like every day, so I feel that.
- Come on sister Leo!
How do you feel about being a Leo?
- It's good.
I think I embodied my sign more when I was in high school,
'cause I was a lot more unhinged back then.
(laughs)
- Scorpio!
Oh my God, okay.
- Unfortunately I'm not a short king, I'm sorry.
- No you're not.
- You guessed me as a Capricorn,
and said that I had all my shit together,
and I really wish that you were right,
because the alternative,
or more like the reality and the stereotype
of Scorpios is that were kind of a hot mess.
- I feel like Scorpios know how to get under my skin,
and they're cool playing under there.
And then like, I'm kidding!
And I'm like, no.
- Sagittarius, yes!
The only one I got right.
Do you think you're toxic?
- Sometimes, sometimes.
- Yeah, you should watch Jersey Shore.
You should watch it.
- You got me right.
- I got you right,
and I felt good about this one.
- My heart got broken by a fucking Libra.
That's why I'm fucking scared of you.
That makes sense.
Do you feel like you fit into Libra?
- A hundred percent.
They like beautiful things.
They like shopping, which I'm obsessed with.
I've actually do wardrobe styling, so.
- That makes sense.
- Okay, come on.
Not a Gemini, but Aquarius.
- Yes. - Okay.
- I love Geminis and I love Scorpios.
My friend growing up was Gemini.
She's so sweet, and loving,
and kind, and caring,
and yeah, so.
- What about her other half?
- Her other half?
- Yeah.
(group laughing)
- [Crew Member] How was that?
- I don't wanna talk about it,
because the fucking comments,
they're gonna be like, oh,
astrology isn't fucking real.
She thought she was gonna get them all fucking right.
It doesn't matter, okay?
It's just an off day, that's it.
That's all I have to say.
- Mercury is in retrograde.
- Mercury is in retrograde, thank you!
Mercury is in retrograde right now.
That's why I got them wrong.
- [Crew Member] Okay, alright.
(group clapping)