Squidge!
Come here!
Please!
I need you to be in the vlog so I get more views.
Yeaaaah Squidge.
Wanna be in the vlog?
Oh, you fucking stink.
Why does my dog smell so bad?
Because you don't clean him.
How do you clean a dog?
Washing machine.
Do you wanna go in a washing machine?
Do you wanna go?
Do you wanna go in a washing machine?
At what point does it become beastiality?
When you fuck him.
Alright.
Hey you, my name is Thomas TomSka Ridgewell and welcome back to some content.
Just a video that exists for no purpose other than because I can make videos and that's what I can do.
I don't care anymore.
I've given up.
2018 is the year all my fucks went away.
Goodbye, my fucks.
I won't miss them.
I do miss looking down at my feet and penis though.
Sad times.
So today's video is a simple concept I went to Twitter and asked you to suggest things.
People, places, objects, concepts.
I'm gonna tell you if I love them, hate them, I'm violently neutral against towards them
or have confusing sexual feelings towards them because that's the idea I had in the
Uber, I should buy my own car, it's very expensive.
Covered in fucking dog hair.
I don't know why or how this happens.
Now I'm just slapping my titties.
Charlie.
Love it.
Reylo.
I hate it.
Violence is not a precursor to romance.
Fuck your ship.
The Hole.
Confusing sexual feelings.
What's down there?
Can I have sex with it?
I'll never know.
Cereal.
Love it.
Beetroot.
I hate it.
I hate it so much.
Charlie just ate one straight out of the fridge today.
Not even cooked.
It's just not right.
Urgh!
I know right?
Did she even chew it?
Oh, I don't even care.
The second she put it in her mouth it was over.
I'm outta here.
I'm done.
Be gone witch.
Tide Pods.
Love the forbidden fruit.
Don't actually eat them.
It's a joke.
Guys.
Logan Paul and Jake Paul.
Hate it.
Obviously.
Just please stop.
Paper plates.
Love it.
It just saves so much time on washing up.
Don't get real plates.
Unless you know how to wash up things in which case do.
I don't know.
Selfies.
I wanna say I hate it, but I love it.
I take a lot of them.
It's all I have left.
Marmite.
I love it.
I was only paid to say I hate it.
I actually really enjoy Marmite, like a lot.
Maybe it's actually confusing sexual feelings.
Yourself.
All of the above.
Fellas is it gay to beat your meat.
You're touching a penis.
Bo Burnham.
Love it.
To the extent of confusing sexual feelings.
He's so skinny.
Cut and reroll you big fat bitch.
Cut and reroll or I'll kill your dad.
Hankies.
Love it.
My dad always taught me to keep one in my back pocket just in case a woman starts crying around you.
You might say that's outdated and sexist, but you'd be surprised how often women cry around me.
Guessing it's usually my fault.
That new sex doll hoodie.
I didn't know what this was.
So I googled it.
Yes, I hate it so very very much.
Furries.
Wouldn't you like to know?
Not telling you.
Bananas.
What am I The Amazing Athiest?
Violently neutral.
That's a joke nobody is going to get and that's fine.
Ugandan Knuckles.
The most confusing sexual feelings.
What would it feel like?
Custard.
Hate it.
The Bible refers to it as the devil's cum.
I would never consider.
If Jesus wouldn't have it I wouldn't either.
If there is a hell like I've fucking got a reserved space.
Christmas.
You may think I hate it and I do.
Fuck Christmas.
Ghosts.
Confusing sexual feelings.
Blame Ghostbusters.
I wanna ghost blowjob.
Come back, Grandma.
No!
17 Again.
And the truth this time.
Imma find my next video is going to have to be a review of 17 Again because I love it.
It's my favourite film.
Although I am terrified if I watch it like three times to make the review I'm gonna start hating it.
I love it.
I'm sorry.
Whatever the fuck this is.
Definitely, hate that.
Please burn it.
Me, says Jacob Trueman.
I'm not gonna tell you.
Nope.
Your first childhood crush.
I'd say confusing sexual feelings, but she was eight and that wouldn't be okay to say
so I'm gonna go with violently neutral to play it safe.
Charlie the Unicorn.
Who doesn't love Charlie The Unicorn?
Oh my god if I put the suction cup dildo on my girlfriend she'd be Charlie the unicorn.
Oh my god I need to I need to do that.
Piss fetishes.
Violently neutral.
I don't I don't you do you If that's really what you're into.
Urgh.
Tomsk the Russian city, which ninety percent of my indirect are about.
Hate it because I need them to get out of the way so I can read all my hate tweets.
Matthew Perry.
Love it.
Obviously.
Obviously, love It's fucking Matthew Perry.
Matthew, please don't sexually abuse anyone.
Please!
PLEASE!
Dungeons and Dragons.
I like the idea of the dungeons, but the dragons can go fuck themselves.
My Little Pony.
Violently neutral.
Don't @ me.
Sonic's real name.
What is Sonic's real name?
Eddie you're supposed to know this.
I'm.
Not.
No.
You never let the 80's go.
You should know everything about it.
Ogilvie Maurice The Hedgehog.
Ogilvie?!
Are you sure you're not saying that wrong?
Ogilvie.
Fucking hell.
His name is apparently Ogilvie Maurice.
If that was my name I too would run as fast as I could away from my problems.
Gotta escape.
Hate it.
Socks.
Love it.
They keep my feets warm.
PO BOX in the description.
A pedo box?
No, not a pedo box?
Then what did you say?
PO BOX!
Why would I say pedo box?
This is a pedo box Elliot.
My mouse mat.
I'd like to say I hate it, but I've had the same Foamy The Squirrel mouse mat for like
12 years.
To the extent that I had to replace at one point so I can't judge.
Violently neutral.
Existential dread.
Live it.
Steven Universe.
Love it.
Uncooked instant ramen.
Love the cronch.
I'm sorry.
This onesie.
The most confusing sexual feelings.
GUH!
The Flat-Earth Society.
Pretty sure you just mean society.
Jojo's bizarre adventure.
Hate it.
Don't @ me.
Sync clap.
Come back.
I wanted to sync clap.
Sync clap!
Why are you like this?
Bad.
The idealized vision people have of you.
Love it.
He seems like a fucking great guy.
Love to meet him one day.
I won't.
Because he's not real.
I'm a piece of shit.
Anime Avatars.
Love the anime.
Confused sexual feelings about the pictures.
Hate the fact that it's probably just a 15-year-old boy saying something racist.
Gravity Falls.
Love it.
Pineapple pizza.
Violently neutral.
Don't @ me.
Dabbing.
Never heard of it.
Don't include the dab.
Goofy being able to walk and talk but Pluto can't even though they're both dogs.
Confusing sexual feelings because I'm 100% sure that's a kink thing.
Puppy play.
Are you saying Pluto is a gimp?
YES.
It's either Pluto is a gimp or he is their deeply handicapped friend that they treat like a dog.
And I would much prefer the former.
Suicidal depression.
Live it.
Garlic bread.
Hate it.
Don't @ me.
Just this picture.
Love it.
Uber.
Hate it, but I love it so much.
I need my own car.
So expensive.
Chicken nuggets.
Confusing sexual feelings.
Burp.
Bee Movie.
I hate it so fucking much.
So much.
It's a bad film.
It's bad.
Objectively so.
Fuck you.
The theory that we're all living in a simulation.
Violently neutral.
Delete me, Daddy.
The Internet.
I hate it, but it gives me the most confusing sexual feelings.
Probably all the anime avatars.
The sheer concept of Henry being locked in a tunnel.
I hate it so much.
That freaked me the hell out as a child.
Why would I say hell I've been clearly swearing this whole time.
Nintendo Labo.
Hate it.
Enjoy your soggy torn cardboard after your piss babies piss all over it.
Don't @ me.
Thoughts?
Hate that.
So much.
My god.
The Ben Solo meme.
The most confusing sexual feelings.
Do I want to be him or be in him or him be in me?
Tomlo!
Horse Mask.
I love it!
We all knew this was coming.
Urgh!
Hi!
Thank you, Eddie.
The Emoji Movie.
Surprisingly violently neutral.
I haven't seen it even though I am in it.
Don't ask.
Twitch.
Violently neutral.
Lizard people tiddies.
Confusing sexual feelings.
Yoshi sound.
The Sugar Pine 7 show and cast.
Love it Love it Love it Confusing sexual feelings Love it.
Bagged milk.
You mean like titties?
I love them.
How do you feel about this?
Fuck you.
Spaghetti with ketchup.
You're blocked now.
And finally...
The toilet water hitting your butt while you're pooping.
Ah, Posidens kiss.
I'm gonna go with hate it.
I think any other answer is gonna be very incriminating.
Well, that was some content!
Today's question of the week is do you hate yourself as much as I do?
Okay!
Bye!
TomSka Out!
Fuck.
Don't demonise me YouTube.
I need it to live!