NOW, IF YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING THIS SHOW OVER THE LAST FEW
YEARS YOU'LL BE FULLY AWARE THAT THERE IS A SEGMENT THAT WE DO
THAT I AM UNBELIEVABLY PASSIONATE ABOUT.
IN FACT I'LL NEVER FORGET THE DAY WE CAME UP WITH IT.
IT WAS ONE OF THOSE ONCE IN A LIFETIME MOMENTS.
A BOLT FROM ABOVE.
GRANTED, IT HASN'T ALWAYS WORKED OUT EXACTLY AS I WOULD HAVE
LIKED.
BUT IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME YOU KNOW I'M NOT A QUITTER.
IT'S JUST NOT IN MY NATURE.
IT'S NOT WHO I AM.
SUE ME.
WE HAVE BEEN WORKING ON IT.
WORKING ON IT, WE ARE READY THIS TIME.
WITHOUT FURTHER A DO.
I SMELL A GOOD TIME, YOU SMELL A GOOD TIME.
IT'S TIME FOR CELEBRITY NOSES!
NOW, AS WE ALL KNOW, ALL CELEBRITIES HAVE NOSES.
BUT SOME NOSES ARE MORE -- OH!
(CRASHING NOISES IN THE BACKGROUND).
>> James: OH MY GOD.
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
IS THAT A LIGHT?
>> ARE YOU OKAY?
> James: GEES.
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLY DANGEROUS!
IF THAT HAD HIT ME IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FATAL.
I WOULD OF BEEN DEAD.
GAME OVER!
NO MORE SHOW!
>> NEGATIVE.
SHOW WOULD GO ON.
>> James: I'M SORRY, WHAT?
>> SHOW WOULD GO ON.
>> James: OH, REALLY?
WITH WHO EXACTLY?
>> JOHN MULANEY.
>> James: OKAY, YOU ANSWERED THAT WAY TOO QUICK.
>> OR NICK KROLL, KEAGAN MICHAEL-KEY, AMY SCHUMER, BRYAN
CRANSTON.
>> James: OKAY, I GET IT!
I GET IT!
>> CHEVY CHASE-- >> James: OKAY!
LET'S JUST GET BACK TO THIS SHALL WE?
CAN SOMEONE CLEAR THAT AWAY, SHALL WE CLEAR THE LIGHT AWAY,
PLEASE.
OKAY.
HERE WE GO, GREAT.
I'M NOT GIVING UP ON THIS.
I WON'T BE PHASED BY THIS.
IN THE WORDS OF WINSTON CHURCHILL: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER
GIVE UP.
ALTHOUGH I AM SLIGHTLY NERVOUS NOW, IS EVERYTHING ELSE SECURE
UP THERE?
>> LIGHTING SECURE.
>> James: IT HAD BLOODY BETTER BE.
>> LIGHTING SECURE.
James: OKAY WHERE WAS I?
I'VE DONE THE INTRO, WE'VE DONE THE MUSIC.
SO, AS WE ALL KNOW, ALL CELEBRITIES HAVE NOSES BUT SOME
ARE MORE CELEBRATED THAN OTHERS >> OH MY GOD!
James: WHAT THE [BEEP] IS GOING ON!
WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> I WAS TRYING TO REPLACE THE LIGHT!
>> James: WELL, COULDN'T YOU DO THAT AFTER WE'VE FINISHED?
I MEAN IS IT THAT IMPORTANT?
WE HAVE TO DO THIS.
>> LIGHTING ESSENTIAL.
>> James: IT'S JUST ONE LIGHT, IT'S NOT THAT ESSENTIAL!
LOOK, I REALLY WANT TO GET THROUGH THIS BIT.
I WAS UP ALL LAST NIGHT WORKING ON IT!
COULD YOU JUST LIFT YOURSELF BACK UP.
OKAY.
THAT WILL DO.
STAY STILL.
STAY THERE AND KEEP QUIET.
WHERE WAS I -- ALL CELEBRITIES HAVE NOSES BUT
SOME NOSES ARE MORE-- >> AHHH!
James: WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW.
WHO ARE YOU?
>> I WAS TRYING TO HELP HIM.
OW!
>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WERE TRYING TO HELP HIM?
WHO TOLD YOU TO DO THAT?
>> I DID.
James: NOW LOOKED WHAT HAPPENED.
IS ANYONE THINKING IN THIS ENTIRE STUDIO.
>> I THINK I'M GOING TO FALL!
I THINK I'M GOING TO FALL!
>> James: NO!
NO!
LEAVE HIM.
IT'LL BE FINE.
I PROMISE.
THIS IS LIKE A THREE MINUTE BIT.
IF ANYTHING I THINK HE'LL REALLY ENJOY IT.
BEST VIEW IN THE HOUSE.
JUST KEEP STILL, OKAY?
DON'T MAKE A NOISE.
RIGHT, WE'VE DONE THE INTRO WE'VE DONE THE MUSIC-- ALL
CELEBRITIES HAVE NOSES BUT SOME NOSES ARE--
[BEEP] >> James: HELP -- SHUT UP.
SHUSH!
OKAY, I'M GOING TO DO IT BETWEEN YOUR LEGS.
CAN YOU SEE THE NOSE?
THERE YOU GO.
IF YOU LOOK AT THE NOSES CAREFULLY.
>> OH!
James: STOP IT.
SHUT UP!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ CELEBRITY NOSES